Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[John Andrews Stan]

It still blows my mind that April walks around Minnesota looking like a street-walking whore. These still photos can’t convey how out of place she must look. And how embarrassing for the kids to be seen with her.

 

[AnOminous]

Reminder that Grifty unironically thinks Andrew Taint dindu nuffin
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Nick is gay. Nick is a cuck. Nick is a gay cuck. It's hilarious he thinks he can flex on anyone at all considering he's a completely gay cuck. He has sex with dudes. He constantly rants about other men eating his "goo," and that is because he is gay. He's a cuck. His wife got boned repeatedly by Aaron.

He is gay.

He is a cuck.

That is all there is about him. He is a gay cuck.

 

[Swole McPole]

She's probably doing lines with her new boyfriend and laughing about how Nick couldn't get it up unless Aaron was in the room.

Also, the two of them will be sniggering about how Nick swallowed the new boyfriend's goo.

Yes, you dumb fuck, you toyed with her as a plaything, and while you had your backup (wife and family) you left her with nothing and no one. YOU caused her all the destruction and pain and damage, not Keanu, not Aaron, not anyone but you.

I've got no sympathy. April could see what she was getting into. She knew Nick was a married man with five kids. She assumed her less ruined body would win over familial ties. Her gamble didn't pay off.

Boo hoo hoo. Cry me a river.

 

[RotPockets]

Nick is gay. Nick is a cuck. Nick is a gay cuck. It's hilarious he thinks he can flex on anyone at all considering he's a completely gay cuck. He has sex with dudes. He constantly rants about other men eating his "goo," and that is because he is gay. He's a cuck. His wife got boned repeatedly by Aaron.

He is gay.

He is a cuck.

That is all there is about him. He is a gay cuck.

Aaron filled out Kayla like the door greeter job application Nick should be dropping off at Walmart.

 

[arc minsk]

Nick is gay. Nick is a cuck. Nick is a gay cuck. It's hilarious he thinks he can flex on anyone at all considering he's a completely gay cuck. He has sex with dudes. He constantly rants about other men eating his "goo," and that is because he is gay. He's a cuck. His wife got boned repeatedly by Aaron.

He is gay.

He is a cuck.

That is all there is about him. He is a gay cuck.

nick is so lucky that he became irrelevant. he's so lucky that there aren't like seven, 5 million view, videos from MOISTCRITICAL and ETHAN KLEIN doing comparisons of clips from "right wing nazi tranny haters" during the time of him obliterating that weird beard cuck guy and his current situation. he's so lucky only the kiwifarms even know about him. he actually had enough karmic good will that only sean and null and andrew and meme copium and kino casino laughed at him.

 

[thebigdream]

CHOOOOOSE YOUR FIGHTERRR

Will it be: Nicholas Cuckieta? Fatrick MAPton? The Dumb Bitch Cunt herself? Or how about that chick who looks like the Adoring Fan from Oblivion? Get in the ring today and find out if YOU can defeat the other retards and finally obtain the secret to why anyone cares about the Dabbleverse whatsoever!

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

Everyone is talking about watermarks on the footage, but leaving out the ceiling cats. They should at least be there for a few frames!

As far as where Null should stream, he should do it on MATI as he deservingly ought. Maybe an initial viewing then a panel with a play-by-play and superchats. I’m sure there could be a gaggle of Sektur commentators who would love to be on.

I would be happy to see Jim, but I think he’s washed his hands after his Breaking Balldo stream. Can’t blame him.

 

[AnOminous]

Imagine being Nick, a seething cuck. Look how pissed off he is in every facial expression he has. He's so goddamn angry. It's hilarious. He literally can't not be in an incredible state of rage with every face he makes. He's so obviously pissed. It's awesome. It's impossible not to laugh your ass off at how angry he is.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

You're correct and everyone referenced in this sentence should feel bad about that.

She's hotter than any of the men Nick has been with too.

Sorry Aaron.

 

[parsnip]

Imagine being Nick, a seething cuck. Look how pissed off he is in every facial expression he has. He's so goddamn angry. It's hilarious. He literally can't not be in an incredible state of rage with every face he makes. He's so obviously pissed. It's awesome. It's impossible not to laugh your ass off at how angry he is.

He looks so miserable and angry it's a wonder what other people say even has any effect on him. He's trapped in a life he doesn't want, with a wife he was hoping would ditch him so he could fuck April in peace and claim "she left me!" He could just leave and take off to Mexico where he could do all the drugs and be as degenerate as he wants, like Ralph, but he doesn't have the balls to do it. And of course, he's not man enough to leave his tugboat with Kayla so she can take care of the kids. It would be hard to find a more pathetic and cowardly man child.

 

[Formica Sample]

Disclaimer: I don't mean he's going to Chris Watts his entire family (although unfortunately, at this point, the probability of something like that happening is not zero), it is much, much more likely he will eventually end up killing someone while driving intoxicated (he's been doing it for years and never got caught, so why would he change now?). Either way, while I hope that doesn't happen, the continuous escalation will eventually get to a point where a horrific ending to Rekieta's story is all but guaranteed.

He's a dickless faggot. His only weapon is screaming.

He'll hurt someone by driving intoxicated.

Nick doesn't have to physically hurt anyone to do more damage. I think him getting in an accident while driving intoxicated is definitely a possibility. I think another possibility is that something happens to cause Nick to hit his narcissistic breaking point, he goes way overboard with the drugs, and the results are fatal. From my understanding, nitrous oxide by itself is rarely fatal, but he could pass out and smash his head on something. If that second scenario happens, I pray to God it isn't one of the kids that finds his body.

It doesn't matter how young or old you are. You never, ever, ever forget the trauma of finding your parent's corpse. Even if he just goes unconscious and has to be rushed to the hospital, no kid should have to see their dad like that, even if he is a terrible father.

 

[woodedbag]

CHOOOOOSE YOUR FIGHTERRR

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This guy here, moody, is the most dangerous kind of predator. If you ever run in to somebody who hard sells empathy and progressive feminist views on social issues, but who runs around with people like Melton and Rekieta, it means they are not tethered to any moral foundation. This guy is the type of person who would probably stay sober at parties in hopes of attempting to give a ride to the drunkest bitch there at the end of the night to "keep her safe from drunk losers", and then end up sexually assaulting her.

 

[RodgerDodger]

Rekieta is getting PUSHED DOWN by the YOUTUBE ALGORITHM which is OUT TO GET HIM. You think Rekieta's 400,000 subscribers wouldn't be rushing to click on these streams if they could only see them?

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(These are crops of his 5 thumbnails in the past month which show his non-AI face in them.)

I still think the purple shirt one is the worst but the one from last night is a pretty close second.


What is the incentive of going on a much smaller stream? Kevin is only big by the low standards of the Dabbleverse and gets probably 1/5 of the viewership. Keanu getting paid to guest on the stream is a great deal for her when she does streams to dozens of viewers on a good day though.


Watermarking of any kind is cringe

It’s like you can actually see the twitching and paranoia radiating off those thumbnails. Plus your brain fills in the smell. Why would you put this out there to advertise your product? The only people clicking on those thumbnails are the ones hoping he finally “41% himself on camera tonight”.

 

[Pelican Bones]

https://web.archive.org/web/20230315051103/http://www.givesendgo.com/RekietaLaw

https://archive.ph/24ch2

I still had this screenshot.
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Wait... isn't there someone else on this site that plightspergs? Didn't Nick goof on a Franks motion? Did he pay for hookers?

 

[AnOminous]

It’s like you can actually see the twitching and paranoia radiating off those thumbnails. Plus your brain fills in the smell. Why would you put this out there to advertise your product? The only people clicking on those thumbnails are the ones hoping he finally “41% himself on camera tonight”.

Nick is so disgusting and filthy he literally has flies crawling all over him. What a worthless jerk.

 

[ascension failure]

I think another possibility is that something happens to cause Nick to hit his narcissistic breaking point, he goes way overboard with the drugs, and the results are fatal.

In all earnestness and completely without malice, if Nick killed himself with drugs he wouldn't be hurting anyone.

 

[arc minsk]

It’s like you can actually see the twitching and paranoia radiating off those thumbnails. Plus your brain fills in the smell. Why would you put this out there to advertise your product? The only people clicking on those thumbnails are the ones hoping he finally “41% himself on camera tonight”.

hopefully he returns to form where his show just becomes the sunday paper obituary section for grandma's who just died in 1987. that's the nick i once knew and i regret making fun of him for it because i had no idea how bad it could actually get.

 

[Flora Fox]

Everyone is talking about watermarks on the footage, but leaving out the ceiling cats. They should at least be there for a few frames!

News hamster?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

In all earnestness and completely without malice, if Nick killed himself with drugs he wouldn't be hurting anyone.

Only if he did it in a context where his kids wouldn’t have to see him. Nick’s parents deserve to find their son’s corpse, though. He couldn’t have become this without their help.

 

[Niggernerd]

Null should watermark it with the rainbow nick screaming