Cyrax / Chance J F Wilkins / Cyraxx Nation / Cyraxx / SKXRFACE / DJ Shadowblayde - From The Hills Have Eyes, infected penis, Retarded Dwarf with RAGE. Plagiarist & Liar. Failed polymath, wigger, rapper, juggalo. Grandma abuser. 3rd generation pedophile-rapist. Stuck a stylus up his ass. Sent his dick pics to a pedo hunter. + his trolls

[Zurin Arctus]

Now what are the odds of him actually getting an LLC?

Taking a squizz at the State of Ohio's official webpage, there's a checklist of sorts.

1. First, register with the Ohio Secretary of State.

I can only imagine the gobbledygook that Chance spewed upon those forms, if he even did them.

2. Obtain a federal Employer Identification Number (EIN).

3. Open a Bank Account.

Does he even have his own bank account, or is he just using Sally's?

4. Register with the Ohio Department of Taxation.

5. Report Beneficial Ownership Information with the U.S. Department of Treasury.

Perhaps his crackhead sugar daddy is listed as another owner?

6. Report newly-hired and re-hired employees to the Ohio New Hire Reporting Center.

what employees lol

7. Determine what may be required of your business by the Ohio Bureau of Workers' Compensation.

8. Identify requirements of the Ohio Department of Job and Family Services.

9. Obtain the proper licenses and permits.

Now, Cyraxx claims his new company is a record label. IDK what licences and permits he will need, if any.

10. Report Unclaimed Funds Every Year.

Chance? Filing tax documents? Don't get your hopes up, we all saw when he tried educating Marty on taxation and his income.
And that's if the lazy retard even files the documents.

11. Discover growth opportunities for your new business.

Ah, I'm sure he will promote it on YouTube and Facebook.


There's a lot of contacting various agencies and obtaining documents or reporting various facts.
All this writing and searching would undoubtedly be too much for our protagonist, and will surely tucker him out.
If he got past even the first bullet point, I will be astonished.

Now, there's the guy who gave Chance the money to register his LLC, and perhaps he could have helped in this Herculean process. However, there is the glaring issue that he is a fucking dopehead bum, likely no better at literacy than Chance.

 

[Norwegian Trailer Trash]

Wouldn't be surprising if this whole LLC filler arc was brought upon some buddy troll. Now what are the odds of him actually getting an LLC?

Further, what good would it do him if he did?

It seems to me that the difference between being a broke bitch making AI music with a label that you just declare, have a bandcamp or other distro setup, etc and doing the same but you paid money to slap LLC and make yourself more tax visible is just about zero.

 

[Zurin Arctus]

Further, what good would it do him if he did?

It seems to me that the difference between being a broke bitch making AI music with a label that you just declare, have a bandcamp or other distro setup, etc and doing the same but you paid money to slap LLC and make yourself more tax visible is just about zero.

I think it's to make his delusion more "official" in his head, or something.
It's all well and good telling the trolls he's the owner of a record label, but now he has the papers to prove it, and that's the smoking gun for Chance.
The trolls cannot refute the yellowed, Redbull-splattered, crumpled sheets in his hand that say he's the owner of a 1 man LLC with zero income successful enterprise.

 

[souschef]

Don't you need to pay taxes and dues so you can mantain any kind of societary entity like a LLC? Not big into US corporate and tax law, but here if you register one, you have to pay taxes on it regardless if there's revenue or not

 

[Most Wanted Banana]

Are the scabs normalizing in density across his scalp? Also there appear to be few just above his brows, ew.

That's true, the dome looks much healthier, at least something on his shitty life is improving. As for the trench mouth, however...

 

[00R-Gundam]

I think it's to make his delusion more "official" in his head, or something.
It's all well and good telling the trolls he's the owner of a record label, but now he has the papers to prove it, and that's the smoking gun for Chance.
The trolls cannot refute the yellowed, Redbull-splattered, crumpled sheets in his hand that say he's the owner of a 1 man LLC with zero income successful enterprise.

I agree, i think that whoever is doing this, is just giving the illusion so any "official" documentation is fake just to give the goblin the high that brings out Smugraxx. Although lets be real if he had any documentation, fake or not, he would show that to own the trolls.

 

[Urgunt]

where did raxx get his whole "drugs bad mkay" shit from? you'd think for a retarded midget pedophile who has an issue with authority and who idolizes rockstars and shit he'd be more cobra-esque.

 

[souschef]

where did raxx get his whole "drugs bad mkay" shit from? you'd think for a retarded midget pedophile who has an issue with authority and who idolizes rockstars and shit he'd be more cobra-esque.

Marty was a junkie

 

[Bionicle Enthusiast]

What's with @slungus22 neg rating?

 

[mister davenport]

where did raxx get his whole "drugs bad mkay" shit from? you'd think for a retarded midget pedophile who has an issue with authority and who idolizes rockstars and shit he'd be more cobra-esque.

I think Gordon drank a beer once or twice and cyrax called him an alcoholic. I think being straight edge is the one "moral" thing he hold on others.

As if drinking and smoking equates cyrax degeneracy

 

[Zurin Arctus]

What's with @slungus22 neg rating?

¯\_(ツ)_/¯
He did it in another thread earlier.

where did raxx get his whole "drugs bad mkay" shit from? you'd think for a retarded midget pedophile who has an issue with authority and who idolizes rockstars and shit he'd be more cobra-esque.

I would have expected a Chris-Chan esque situation.
He absolutely despised alcohol.
Until he tried a Long Island Iced Tea - and then started drinking, heavily on occassions (to the point he almost drunkenly ran over Michael Snyder at one point).

Sally did once give Chance a THC gummy to try calm him down, however this apparently made him lose his shit even more.
Perhaps that was a contributing factor to his distaste for any sort of drug.

 

[Racist Parrot]

What's with @slungus22 neg rating?

He's mad at the Internet.

 

[Dieter Laser]

Don't you need to pay taxes and dues so you can mantain any kind of societary entity like a LLC? Not big into US corporate and tax law, but here if you register one, you have to pay taxes on it regardless if there's revenue or not

Taxes are based on revenue. You don’t pay if you don’t generate. There are lots of placeholder LLCs that never go past the creation stage.

 

[Rupin]

Hi guys, this is Alexander Tafini AKA BigT (@HellraiserBigT)
I've been watching you all. I've decided to make an appearance.
Have you all seen my new YouTube posts?

Hope you like your time in jail, asshole.

 

[Wingless Gargoyle]

Good old basement days.

 

[mister davenport]

Sometimes, it's difficult to remember that the goblin is a human. If you were an art student and sent the teacher an portrait of cyrax he'd fail and probably laugh at you, then you show him a photo of Akron's goblin and he'd be perplexed at god's sense of humor

 

[00R-Gundam]

Good old basement days.

This picture is a banger, has:
-Goblin
-Basement
-Naruto Poster
-Dirty pillows
-crackfiend vibes
-Anger

Basically it encapsulates the goblin.

 

[DEAD BIRD]

Good old basement days.

actual caveman build lmao

 

[souschef]

Good old basement days.

Hello Caldera!!! I'm here all week!

 

[Zurin Arctus]

Hello Caldera!!! I'm here all week!

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