Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[WhoDaresWhoCaresWhoKnows]

The resemblance is... Uncanny to say the least.

 

[YouTube Autist]

His ears have disappeared behind his fat cheeks.

No, child. Patrick's muscle mass has grown so immense that it warps the trajectory of light passing around his body, thus hiding his ears from view. This is why your life is over. Enjoy prison.

 

[An automatic clown]

Same guy who pissed off a steak house by asking for a well done filet mignon because rare meat doesn't agree with Momma Ravens special boy's pallet

 

[NaggotFigger]

Same guy who pissed off a steak house by asking for a well done filet mignon because rare meat doesn't agree with Momma Ravens special boy's palletView attachment 7411751

If that’s Gordon Ramsay he’s talking about; he ain’t no bitch and they can speak for themselves, they know who they are.

As Mama Raven’s special baby boy, he exactly knew how to prepare lamb sauce, medium rare lamb, filet mignon, risotto and capellini. Definitely wouldn’t piss the living shit out of Uncle Gordon for being a Class S donkey and dirty American pig.

 

[AnOminous]

Look at Rick. Look how fat he is. Look how retarded he is. Look at his low IQ face. Look at his blubbery lips. God what a stupid looking retard. Also look how FAT he is. What a goddamn FATSO.

 

[Post Reply]

Yes stalker, I barely made it through high school. That's what us big brain individuals do, the bare minimum. I hate to break it to ya Pat, but you peaked in high school.

 

[Welf Welf]

Look at Rick. Look how fat he is. Look how retarded he is. Look at his low IQ face. Look at his blubbery lips. God what a stupid looking retard. Also look how FAT he is. What a goddamn FATSO.

I don't know, maybe I'm reading too far into this... but it almost seems to me like you're suggesting Rick might be a little overweight? I know that sounds pretty wild, but I don't think anyone's said it out loud before.

 

[Summer of George]

Same guy who pissed off a steak house by asking for a well done filet mignon because rare meat doesn't agree with Momma Ravens special boy's palletView attachment 7411751

I think it's just that he figured out how to produce a degree symbol, and was pretty proud of himself, so he had to let that bit stretch its legs today. Dinner later.

 

[AnOminous]

I don't know, maybe I'm reading too far into this... but it almost seems to me like you're suggesting Rick might be a little overweight? I know that sounds pretty wild, but I don't think anyone's said it out loud before.

Is it possible that he's fat? Is that a possible thing? Is it possible that this man could be obese?

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

I think it's just that he figured out how to produce a degree symbol, and was pretty proud of himself, so he had to let that bit stretch its legs today. Dinner later.
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Pat, get the fuck out of Pittsburgh. I can and will call my relatives in the area to Patpost. I'LL FUCKING DO IT!

 

[Cactuar King]

Yes stalker, I barely made it through high school. That's what us big brain individuals do, the bare minimum. I hate to break it to ya Pat, but you peaked in high school.
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What "better things" did Rick have to do? Stealing lunches from the younger kids?

 

[BlastMonk]

Yes stalker, I barely made it through high school. That's what us big brain individuals do, the bare minimum. I hate to break it to ya Pat, but you peaked in high school.
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Does Fat Pat, the "actual thinker" have any tertiary degrees? You know what actual thinkers have since they have specific interests they want to learn more about? Of course he hasn't Pat doesn't have the power to see even an undergrad through to the end
Also on the freeballing thing, we can safely say Pats junk doesn't rub aganist his jeans stalker child. His fat has long since enveloped it preventing his herpes from spreading to his jeans,

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Same guy who pissed off a steak house by asking for a well done filet mignon because rare meat doesn't agree with Momma Ravens special boy's palletView attachment 7411751

Why does he insist on burning meat? If you have to do this to your food in order to eat it than stick to vegetables. Just another piece of evidence that he's not a man.

 

[Make Anime Illegal]

Also on the freeballing thing, we can safely say Pats junk doesn't rub aganist his jeans stalker child. His fat has long since enveloped it precenting his herpes from spreading to his jeans,

Spoiler: Gross

he must have yeast entering his herpes sores

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

Damn they’ve been buck broken. Neither of them will show their teeth in photos now. Niki looks like she’s stressing the fuck out. Look in her eyes, she knows this selfie is going straight to Owen, kiwi, and probably YouTube. Look at how smug Patrick is, sure of the same. wtf.

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New Pat selfie. Went to Pittsburgh for baseball. His ears have disappeared behind his fat cheeks.

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Holy fuck Niki. The Fat is absorbing her years. She does NOT look good. She probably wanted to do a no makeup lazy day (while going out, go figure) at the baseball park and Pat insisted on a selfie.

 

[Gromit the Claymation Dog]

He says it’s too restricting, I think he wants the reader to think he has a huge piece that must remain unleashed. We’ve all seen that sad faucet though. Only attractive women can pull off the titillating no under wink wink thing, pat’s so autistic I have no idea why he thinks it’s anything but gross coming from him.

Of course, and the three sizes too small jeans he stuffs himself into aren’t restricting at all. It all makes sense now! Patrick you’ve done it again

 

[Make Anime Illegal]

L Ron Tubbard
L Ron Bubble
L Ron Blowhard
L Ron Heifer

L Ron Blubberd

 

[Meriasek]

L Ron Blubberd

XXL Ron Blubtard.
Maybe XXL Ron Blowhard.

I think it's just that he figured out how to produce a degree symbol, and was pretty proud of himself, so he had to let that bit stretch its legs today. Dinner later.
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Well, Pat, I also graduated high school with minimal effort, was still in the top 5. But I also went to university and finished it with an actual degree.
There's a difference between those who don't do shit for school because they have better things to do, and those who don't do shit for school because they have better things to do and don't really need to.

 

[Divine right to rule]

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New Pat selfie. Went to Pittsburgh for baseball. His ears have disappeared behind his fat cheeks.

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Holy fuck Niki. The Fat is absorbing her years. She does NOT look good. She probably wanted to do a no makeup lazy day (while going out, go figure) at the baseball park and Pat insisted on a selfie.

Fat Pat is protected from the ravages of age by being morbidly obese, while Niki ages a year every month suffering the retard-induced hell she found herself in.

This photo reminds me of a suffering mother taking out her retarded son for a sportsball game.

 

[NaggotFigger]

I think it's just that he figured out how to produce a degree symbol, and was pretty proud of himself, so he had to let that bit stretch its legs today. Dinner later.
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I wasted 2 days for these. FAT. Class 3 Obesity fanart.

Spoiler: Brain?

One frame of Bueno Excellente made me waste time making this fanart too.

Spoiler: child....

Redraw.