Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

eh at least he was kind to pause the stream and give old waltah a call

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBTsb0eellI

Okay, some news on Flutter.
At first when I saw this uploaded, I just skipped over it, since I thought it was just dimensional rambling...but it has some neat new info...albeit disguised under...what I can charitably describe as a modern remake of the Steamed Hams Simpsons short.

Basically, Chris lies HARD about not going on Finland and never using Duolingo, then backpedalling on it, saying he used it for maths, despite the fact that:
- shared his accomplishments on Duolingo on Twitter

-referred to and used Duolingo for his AI videos.


The more interesting things are his comments on Flutter...and we have gotten a lot of obvious making shit up on the spot too.

Namely, Walter asks Chris if Flutter is Finnish, and Chris replies that she's from the States. Walter asks Chris where in the states she's from, and Chris states "up north". Then Walter asks Chris if he means "New York, Philly area", and Chris says yes. Then, later in the interview, Walter asks about the north again, Chris replies yes, then Walter asks about if he means Philladelphia or somewhere else, and Chris replies that she is from there. When Walter asks Chris about where in Philadelphia she studies (which I will bring up in a bit), Chris hesitates a bit, before refusing to answer, justifying it with doxxing.
All in all, it just sounds like Chris did the good ol' steamed clams.

What's more interesting is what Chris...seemingly confirms?
Firstly, when he is asked about Flutter's current whereabouts, he states Flutter has work, then replies that Flutter is a university student without much hesitation.
This is interesting to me, because the other things in this line of questioning he often went "hmmmm" on, waiting for several seconds to come up with an answer.
This would also imply that Flutter is much younger than we'd give it. I'd say, judging from her other characteristics, somewhere between 22 to 25 years old. Since it'd put her at half the age of Chris...I can see why he said 30 in the initial video.

Another thing he also seems to have admitted is the first letter of Flutter's name.
When Walter asks if her first letter of the name is "A", Chris goes "hmmmm", then says "I'm not going to answer that.
Same answer as the one he had used initially when asked about him going to Finland.

So...adjusting my theory, Flutter seems to be a higher year student at a Finnish university, which explains her long absences.
She also seems to have a name starting with an A, so "Alli" or "Aili" seems to be a very plausible name.

I will report to you if I have anything else, but for now, that's all I've got.

 

[The Un-Clit]

Crosspost from Random Chris Updates.

And ima say for the same reasons that I don't believe a word of it.

What young-ish female American college student travels to and from Finland multiple times a year for long stretches, dragging Chris-Chan with her each time?

And why would such an American girl from Philly inspire Chris to try learning Finnish of all languages?

ETA; looks like @Zeus Blue Thunder made a much more comprehensive post while I was writing this, so uh ya. What he said.

 

[Stinkyboy]

Chris is an unconvincing liar who lies

 

[Merton J. Dingle]

Fitting that Chris takes the role of The Simpsons character most likely to fuck his "mother."

 

[The American Hedgehog]

If he and Flutter are not controlling Chris, that means Chris will have learned self-control.

And I'll believe in the Dimensional Merge before I believe that.

About what, the stuff he posts in public? He's long differentiated between stuff he wants to tell the public and stuff he confides to people he trusts.

 

[Yeancy Boy]

This would also imply that Flutter is much younger than we'd give it. I'd say, judging from her other characteristics, somewhere between 22 to 25 years old. Since it'd put her at half the age of Chris...I can see why he said 30 in the initial video.

Why do you doubt the age Chris gave? Flutter is a dwarf in a trans-Atlantic relationship with a mentally ill outsider artist- attending college at 30 is way less weird than any of that other stuff.

 

[Ser Ciappelletto]

Flutter is likely an anywhere from 20 to 35 year old Finnish American from Philly with family still living in the old country she visits. Flutter's motives for hanging out with Chris are far more peculiar to me than her identity is seeing as she hasn't given him the China and doesn't seem particularly close to him physically in any of the photos. A deep cover troll set up/ hired by Praetor & co. is extremely likely from what I see.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Flutter is likely an anywhere from 20 to 35 year old Finnish American from Philly with family still living in the old country she visits. Flutter's motives for hanging out with Chris are far more peculiar to me than her identity is seeing as she hasn't given him the China and doesn't seem particularly close to him physically in any of the photos. A deep cover troll set up/ hired by Praetor & co. is extremely likely from what I see.

How do we know that she hasn't given him the china?

 

[Ser Ciappelletto]

How do we know that she hasn't given him the china?

He'd be screaming about it from the rooftops. He couldn't keep the affair with mother under wraps and that was certainly nothing to be proud of.

 

[JunkMan.exe]

He'd be screaming about it from the rooftops. He couldn't keep the affair with mother under wraps and that was certainly nothing to be proud of.

it's a pattern, he has to let someone know that he's getting his dick wet, for example the prostitute and you would think he'll keep his mouth closed about fucking his mom, he knew it was wrong but couldn't contain to tell someone he was fucking, if Chris came anywhere close to the Finnish vagina he would be leaving hits about his active sex live, it's been like, 3 years? and nothing, let's just hope he doesn't get to frustrated and attempts sexual assault on her.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

His father did his college work for him hilarious.

And yet the jerk thinks he is smart and tries to talk in a "look how edumacated" way. That insufferable derping like "among which" and "individual perceptions" and the like.

 

[That Guy Who Likes The Chili]

He'd be screaming about it from the rooftops. He couldn't keep the affair with mother under wraps and that was certainly nothing to be proud of.

The call with Waltuh seems to prove to me that 2 years in jail scared him straight when it comes to telling strangers on the internet personal information.
You're not dealing with the same Chris from a few years ago.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

The call with Waltuh seems to prove to me that 2 years in jail scared him straight when it comes to telling strangers on the internet personal information.
You're not dealing with the same Chris from a few years ago.

Maybe, but this is still Chris we're talking about. He was pretty open with people he trusted during his jail stay, even revealing revolting demands that his mother die, get forced out of his house, or tossed into a nursing home. I think a lot of people gloss over that incident.

I mean he basically confirmed Flutter's first name begins an A in a recent video, which goes along with his early video at the airport getting Flutter and screaming out "Allie" or something similar.

 

[King Kiwi]

I mean he basically confirmed Flutter's first name begins an A in a recent video, which goes along with his early video at the airport getting Flutter and screaming out "Allie" or something similar.

The fact that he hesitates to think his answer over means he's been coached on what to say and what not to say.

Hesitation is basically a confession.

And yet the jerk thinks he is smart and tries to talk in a "look how edumacated" way. That insufferable derping like "among which" and "individual perceptions" and the like.

I will give Chris at least some credit that he puts an honest effort into sounding pseudo-intelligent.

It must take a while to craft his Jesus Goddess ramblings.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

demands that his mother die, get forced out of his house, or tossed into a nursing home

What a vile and detestable freak. And yet, that fat egomaniac likely thinks people troll him simply because they are "jealous" of him.

 

[Ser Ciappelletto]

What a vile and detestable freak. And yet, that fat egomaniac likely thinks people troll him simply because they are "jealous" of him.

Calling out Barb on her abuse and finally standing up to her is probably the most responsible thing Chris Chan has ever done even if it is driven by something stupid like wanting to live in 14BLC. Chris should have been telling her to kill herself way back when she was threatening to kill herself over him going to a convention. Never forget that Chris' entire egotism and personality is because of Barbra to begin with.

 

[D is for Stupid]

Calling out Barb on her abuse and finally standing up to her is probably the most responsible thing Chris Chan has ever done even if it is driven by something stupid like wanting to live in 14BLC. Chris should have been telling her to kill herself way back when she was threatening to kill herself over him going to a convention. Never forget that Chris' entire egotism and personality is because of Barbra to begin with.

If he's been telling barb to kill herself before, and let's say she does, he has 2 problems. One, less money. Two, he'll be alone. Three, it was something to put his duck into. He knew this.

The only reason he wished her dead is because he hated jail and even wished she would die and be free then be in jail. That and caden inflated his ego as well.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

Calling out Barb on her abuse and finally standing up to her is probably the most responsible thing Chris Chan has ever done even if it is driven by something stupid like wanting to live in 14BLC. Chris should have been telling her to kill herself way back when she was threatening to kill herself over him going to a convention. Never forget that Chris' entire egotism and personality is because of Barbra to begin with.

Yeah but you need to put that into perspective. Chris didn't "suddenly have a revelation", he was merely grasping for straws because the nut house was trying to get him to take things seriously. After all, he thought Barb sarcastically telling him to fuck her instead of paying for a prostitute where they desperately needed money was a legitimate offer from Barb. And what did that get him? Misdemeanor incest wobbled to felony incest and a grand jury convened.

Then after he got out, it was right back to Branchland and helping out dear old meemaw.

 

[King Kiwi]

Maybe, but this is still Chris we're talking about. He was pretty open with people he trusted during his jail stay, even revealing revolting demands that his mother die, get forced out of his house, or tossed into a nursing home. I think a lot of people gloss over that incident.

I mean he basically confirmed Flutter's first name begins an A in a recent video, which goes along with his early video at the airport getting Flutter and screaming out "Allie" or something similar.

Let's not lie. It would be nice to have our parents move to a nice vacation home and leave us the keys to a house that's already paid for but then you've got property tax... And bills... Possibly HOA... Zoning laws if I want to put that watchtower in.

Chris could not handle home ownership. I'm surprised Brayden can keep a roof over Chris's head let alone his own but I guess he's... Savvy in things like that.

mofo certainly doesn't deserve Barb's home.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Let's not lie. It would be nice to have our parents move to a nice vacation home and leave us the keys to a house that's already paid for but then you've got property tax... And bills... Possibly HOA... Zoning laws if I want to put that watchtower in.

Chris could not handle home ownership. I'm surprised Brayden can keep a roof over Chris's head let alone his own but I guess he's... Savvy in things like that.

mofo certainly doesn't deserve Barb's home.

You also have home maintenance, which Chris would certainly not be capable of. Guy was so lazy that he wouldn't even get up to take a dump (hence the dirty, crapped briefs)