Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

[King Kiwi]

You also have home maintenance, which Chris would certainly not be capable of. Guy was so lazy that he wouldn't even get up to take a dump (hence the dirty, crapped briefs)

Mow the yard he cut his feet off, trim the hedges he chop his fingers off, put up a fence he nailed his remaining hand to the wood

 

[Ser Ciappelletto]

Yeah but you need to put that into perspective. Chris didn't "suddenly have a revelation", he was merely grasping for straws because the nut house was trying to get him to take things seriously. After all, he thought Barb sarcastically telling him to fuck her instead of paying for a prostitute where they desperately needed money was a legitimate offer from Barb. And what did that get him? Misdemeanor incest wobbled to felony incest and a grand jury convened.

Then after he got out, it was right back to Branchland and helping out dear old meemaw.

I don't think Barb was being sarcastic. I bet she said "if I were a young girl your age I could see me wanting a guy like you" and Chris being a doofus ran with it.

Either way, I understand his reasoning for hating Barb is narcissism but still, weening himself entirely off of that decrepit, abusive woman is good no matter what the reason is. He seems to hate Barbara a lot now which is at least something most KFers would agree with, I suppose?

What should happen is Chris should really somehow foment a trusting relationship with a new person in Barb's place and said person would undo all of the BS Borb is responsible for feeding him but obviously that is just a dream.

 

[D is for Stupid]

He seems to hate Barbara a lot now which is at least something most KFers would agree with, I suppose?

I don't speak for everyone here but I know Chris doesn't hate barb. He knows he fucked up but still denies it like him running over schneider. But he still cares for borb.

What should happen is Chris should really somehow foment a trusting relationship with a new person in Barb's place and said person would undo all of the BS Borb is responsible for feeding him but obviously that is just a dream.

He'll get tired that this new person who doesn't feed into his bullshit views and chimp out. Caden always gave into Chris' retarded views to gain his trust and to make him stfu by threatening him with homelessness.

 

[Stinkyboy]

Of course he didnt hate barb, he got her CHINA

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

I don't think Barb was being sarcastic. I bet she said "if I were a young girl your age I could see me wanting a guy like you" and Chris being a doofus ran with it.

It was about money. They were going to lose the Snyder case and Barb's always used lawsuits as some sort of thing to get her way or get money, so she was imaging after they lose the case, Snyder was going to take them to the cleaners. Mind you, this was after she just blew through all of Bob's inheritance, so money was really tight. Then her tard son waddles up and brags about blowing more money just so he could get his dick wet.

Either way, I understand his reasoning for hating Barb is narcissism but still, weening himself entirely off of that decrepit, abusive woman is good no matter what the reason is. He seems to hate Barbara a lot now which is at least something most KFers would agree with, I suppose?

He still visits and takes her shopping, pretending the whole "I want her to die" thing didn't happen. For all we know, he splits his weeks up at Branchland, just like in the old days.

What should happen is Chris should really somehow foment a trusting relationship with a new person in Barb's place and said person would undo all of the BS Borb is responsible for feeding him but obviously that is just a dream.

That's sadly impossible these days. Chris is still stuck in his ways and will always be stuck in them, no matter how patient someone is with him. Trained professionals at Western State Hospital and Gateway Homes were even sick to death of dealing with his crap and wanted him gone. That says a lot.

While Chris might come close to having the IQ of a stray dog, being nice to him, giving him praise and a good environment is not going to have any effect on him.

 

[King Kiwi]

I don't think Barb was being sarcastic. I bet she said "if I were a young girl your age I could see me wanting a guy like you" and Chris being a doofus ran with it.

Either way, I understand his reasoning for hating Barb is narcissism but still, weening himself entirely off of that decrepit, abusive woman is good no matter what the reason is. He seems to hate Barbara a lot now which is at least something most KFers would agree with, I suppose?

What should happen is Chris should really somehow foment a trusting relationship with a new person in Barb's place and said person would undo all of the BS Borb is responsible for feeding him but obviously that is just a dream.

You really think Chris hates Barb?

What a very strong word. I utterly despise what Chris did and I definitely don't like what Barb has done but I wouldn't say I hate either one.

Nor do I think Chris hates her, he just hates that he didn't get away with boning her.

But anyway, I would think that Flutter has taken Barb's place.

 

[Acoustic Virgin]

Does Chris have the mental capacity to experience emotions the way that normal people do? To me, he seems to have the mind of a child. He "loves" anyone who gives him what he wants (whether that's recognition, toys, money, or "China"); he "hates" anyone who stands in the way of him getting what he wants. He loved Barb when she bought him crap; he hated Barb when she wouldn't let him go to that convention he wanted to attend. He loved Barb when she gave him "China"; he hated Barb when he realized that he was stuck in jail and unable to go to her home because of what he did to her.

He's too simple-minded to have any emotions more complicated than the surface level.

 

[Skitarii]

It's been a year and a half and we still don't have a name or a single unblurry face pic

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

It's been a year and a half and we still don't have a name or a single unblurry face pic

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Does Chris have the mental capacity to experience emotions the way that normal people do? To me, he seems to have the mind of a child. He "loves" anyone who gives him what he wants (whether that's recognition, toys, money, or "China"); he "hates" anyone who stands in the way of him getting what he wants. He loved Barb when she bought him crap; he hated Barb when she wouldn't let him go to that convention he wanted to attend. He loved Barb when she gave him "China"; he hated Barb when he realized that he was stuck in jail and unable to go to her home because of what he did to her.

He's too simple-minded to have any emotions more complicated than the surface level.

Probably not, but that's typical in people with autism

 

[Pink-Over-Nail]

It's been a year and a half and we still don't have a name or a single unblurry face pic

It's been two years to be exact.

 

[FinnSven]

Does Chris have the mental capacity to experience emotions the way that normal people do? To me, he seems to have the mind of a child. He "loves" anyone who gives him what he wants (whether that's recognition, toys, money, or "China"); he "hates" anyone who stands in the way of him getting what he wants. He loved Barb when she bought him crap; he hated Barb when she wouldn't let him go to that convention he wanted to attend. He loved Barb when she gave him "China"; he hated Barb when he realized that he was stuck in jail and unable to go to her home because of what he did to her.

He's too simple-minded to have any emotions more complicated than the surface level.

Does he actually play with the toys or is it just he likes them being there?

 

[Nigger_Faggot]

No, in other pictures it's clear she's older. She looks to be early 30s from other photos

If you gotta justify your sexual desires, I wouldn't broadcast them on here.

 

[Skitarii]

If you gotta justify your sexual desires, I wouldn't broadcast them on here.

She's actually a 5000 year old cabbage, I'll have you know

 

[WonderWino]

Fitting that Chris takes the role of The Simpsons character most likely to fuck his "mother."

Right down to the seymour the house is on fire! quote. Though in his case its more like christine the house is on fire! No barb its just the dimensional merge starting in the bathroom

Why do you doubt the age Chris gave? Flutter is a dwarf in a trans-Atlantic relationship with a mentally ill outsider artist- attending college at 30 is way less weird than any of that other stuff.

To be fair chris lies about everything pretty consistently. I'd say its unwise to take anything he says at face value

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

Right down to the seymour the house is on fire! quote. Though in his case its more like christine the house is on fire! No barb its just the dimensional merge starting in the bathroom

His house burnt seven years prior.
*not that it was not possible to repeat by that point since they got the house in the exact same shape by then*

 

[Ser Ciappelletto]

Does he actually play with the toys or is it just he likes them being there?

He plays with the toys like a child does. His recent YouTube videos actually now that you mention it are all reviews of Transformers toys.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

He plays with the toys like a child does. His recent YouTube videos actually now that you mention it are all reviews of Transformers toys.

Not really, they're HIS customs and they're mostly loredumps.
Plus, he seems to have made all of them way back in January of 2024 and has stockpiled on them for various Finnish trips.

 

[King Kiwi]

Not really, they're HIS customs and they're mostly loredumps.
Plus, he seems to have made all of them way back in January of 2024 and has stockpiled on them for various Finnish trips.

Heheh "loredumps"

I've not heard that one before.

That's interesting if he thinks that we really want to hear them that he feels like he has to make a queue of them

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

It was about money. They were going to lose the Snyder case and Barb's always used lawsuits as some sort of thing to get her way or get money, so she was imaging after they lose the case, Snyder was going to take them to the cleaners. Mind you, this was after she just blew through all of Bob's inheritance, so money was really tight. Then her tard son waddles up and brags about blowing more money just so he could get his dick wet.

I remember that back in the day, according to Chris, what he had told Barb about finally getting laid was some unbelievable cover story about meeting some girl while shopping who willingly porked him, logically dazzled by Chris' charm. Guess even Barb's gullibility has a limit and eventually forced Chris to spill the beans.