Cultcow Claudio Hernández Castañeda / FakeAFClausMystery / ClausMystery / ClausWritesThings / ClausofLions / Yayotzin / Yayofangamer / Gonebythedust - Mexican Furfaggot. Disowned Synthcel. Cub Fur Author. Pseudo-Diety of the Popufurs. Hates Gringos. Bisexual Shapeshifter. The Raped. Tracheal Tube Tard. Pink Triangle Halal. Total OPsec Disaster. A Lesson in Lurking. Still The Same Nigger 10 Years later.

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The Strongest Haaton said:
Who could have guess the cat-raping cub furfag would do gay furry koopa kid ERP on Twitter :story:
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I briefly went for a second "oh, but he was a teenager at the time and made some stupid mistakes like we all do"... But then I remembered he was born in 1995 and he was already 22 in 2017.
 
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Tread Miller said:
his father was able to handle 6 women at once!
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Claudio this is your solution to finally getting laid once and for all: start drinking as much as humanly possible and also start harassing random women on the street. I guarantee you that's a step above chasing the stray cats in your neighborhood - I bet they all instantly run away into the shadows the moment they hear you approaching them, squeaking out as much oxygen as possible from your tracheal tube.
 
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x64x4 said:
Claudio this is your solution to finally getting laid once and for all: start drinking as much as humanly possible and start harassing random women on the street. I guarantee you that's a step above chasing the stray cats in your neighborhood. I bet they all instinctively run away into the shadows when they hear you approaching them, squeaking out as much oxygen as possible out of your trach.
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Lil hombre could not manage to get laid in the actual gay brothel. Not even a gay prostitute wanted the crippled boy. Even Chris Chan could get laid with a hooker.

Maybe next time Claudio goes to Antifaz he should leave his self defense typewriter at home.
 
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Sparkletor 2.0 said:
Lil hombre could not manage to get laid in the actual gay brothel. Not even a gay prostitute wanted the crippled boy. Even Chris Chan could get laid with a hooker.

Maybe next time Claudio goes to Antifaz he should leave his self defense typewriter at home.
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Getting rejected by a hooker (a gay hooker btw) is impressive.
 
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That Other Dude's Persona said:
The torture, murder and gore obsessed furry Claudio Hernández Castañeda has convinced me that he 100% would rape and kill a poor cat if he thought he could get away with it.
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If he fantasizes this much about murdering & torturing other people's mothers just because they just made fun of him for being a retarded disgusting faggot, then I just can't begin to imagine how cruel he must be with the beings in his vicinity that are incapable of defending themselves against any harm coming their way.
 
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"Just one more post, and then they'll be sorry they bullied me!"
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@Claudio Hernández Castañeda so what kind of Koopa Troopas do you want to fuck the most? Do you like the red ones the most? Maybe the green or blue ones, or maybe you like the pink ones the most since they look the most feminine. Do you only jerk off to pics of Koopa Troopas in the 8-25 year range? Just trying to make friendly conversation here to keep the mood light and all that, seeing as how it doesn't look like you're gonna leave this forum anytime soon :)
 
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Tablet County said:
Literally every single one of his threats are pure fremdschamen. He's such a lily-livered pansy he can't conjure up a real, biting insult to save his life. He even has to outsource his weirdo revenge fantasies to shitty horror video games.
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It appears it's true. Should had seen it coming. You had a father that was just like Beethoven's, did you? I wouldn't be surprised. Although, knowing how rotten the elite managed to transform American society into, I wouldn't be surprised if you were also molested by him.

Your fanatism towards a Claudio that does not exist truly makes me think you are projecting yourself onto me, Tablet. Just like Sperg, I guess you ate willing to redo the cycle of violence. Only a matter of time until you do a mistake and you are finally incarcerated and stabbed to death by pedo hating prisoners.


Po's Cootah said:
I briefly went for a second "oh, but he was a teenager at the time and made some stupid mistakes like we all do"... But then I remembered he was born in 1995 and he was already 22 in 2017.
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Keep reminding me all of you are atheists, buddy. Atheists always have a key component to their psyche profile, they don't believe people change, or redemption. You only believe in survival.

Please do the world a favor, including me, get gasoline and immolate yourself on the streets.


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What kind of retarded logic esoteric WINNING is this?
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GotT, don't think you should be speaking that way to me, because I found some juicy information about you on Twitter. So, is it true you have been hacking people's information from Discord? You are so going to ruin a case, it's going to be EDP445 all over again.

That Other Dude's Persona said:
The torture, murder and gore obsessed furry Claudio Hernández Castañeda has convinced me that he 100% would rape and kill a poor cat if he thought he could get away with it.
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Rape a cat? No.

I would Vlad Tepez you, though. That I will assure you. I just need 3 people to help me lynch you in the hypothetical scenario. And knowing the infamy this website holds, I don't think anyone will shed a tear.

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Getting rejected by a hooker (a gay hooker btw) is impressive.
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You are a repulsive, walking cockroach that reeks of demonic influence, you deserve to be eviscerated while under the effects of adrenaline shots. Maybe that way you'll learn to not speak with your stomach.

That shitty place wasn't a brothel, dumbfuck. But the fact you are obsessed with it gives me enough reasons to believe you have other motives for doing this.

When the soberity comes into your head at full blast, you'll remember me.

Tread Miller said:
He definitely was; according to @Claudio Hernández Castañeda, his father was able to handle 6 women at once!
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> At once

I mean, I don't think sleeping with a woman who is friends with a narco lord, while also causing her own daughter to succumb to alcoholism and hedonism, is a good flex. By the way, the narco lord is called Víctor Emilio Valencia Espinosa, and he was Rosario's Father-in-Law from another fuckwad.

Stella was another of my bastard father's lovers, and the culprit for causing the final blow on my mother's stress stress hold the night before I was born. She speaks just like you, funny: "I hope your filthy parasite dies inside you," she told my mom on the phone.

It's funny how you are all (clearly acting to rile me up) implying my father is some sort of chad, when all of these 5 whores dumped him. With one of them at some point giving him HPV. Keep this in your head for what's next.

My dumbfuck mom is under the delusion that she can have a marriage, because to her; "Nothing can undo a marriage under God's Church". My father has never fucking lived in this house. My (father's side) grandma fucking hated my mother and even riled my father up when he fucking broke my mom's ribs in a beatdown, and pulled her an entire street by the hair. Since then, my mom has had short hair. "Love" to see it.

Any """abnormal""" view (in your eyes) I have about marriage, or my desensitization towards violence, is all his, and his whore mother (I always hope she is rotting in Hell), fault.

Murderous ideations have been a thing in my head since I was fucking 13 and I was relentlessly harassed by retarded people like you in primary. Even drew a drawing of myself shooting Gustavo down out of sheer fucking desperation.

My mother daring to may her fucking hand on me through a hard slap after I did the "mistake" of telling the fucking director of my issues at home sealed the deal for me.

Even today I have to stop thinking about doing anything fucking dumb. My father, the whore or anyone else close to me that did fucking harm me isn't worth losing my freedom over.

I didn't exactly put it in words by then, but I fucking knew no one was fucking coming to save me. At least, not in this fucking planet, for as long as I live.

Since I was fucking 8, I have been a lonely fucking man who had the "fortune" of going through shit that some """"people"""" (putting it loosely) say it builds character.

The fact I have been harmed by fucking doctors and nurses, to the point of almost being fucking killed 4 times through negligence, all of them (ironically) from things that could have killed me by asphyxiation, going through getting my left lung punctured twice in the same month by these (medical) fuckers in 2012, and suffering at least 2 rounds of pneumonia from 2012 to 2025 didn't exactly fucking help.

And you, the way you treat me, and how you lie about me, call me a predator, a rapist and more makes it hard for me to be even want to be FRIENDLY with any of you.

You have the same restraint as the retards in primary who ended up deforming my left index, or the other ones who, to show their intellectual deficiency, fucking accused me of reading porn because... I was just obsessed with reading the Biology section of A FUCKING PRIMARY EDUCATION SCHOOLBOOK. It's obvious to me, nowadays, that I was traumatized over the fact these fucking dumbasses I had for parents (My mom literally chose my father, she's to blame as well) ruined any capacity of a normal family life for me.

It's gotten so fucking bad that everytime I think back about my fucking (mother's side) grandparents, I think of them as the parents I never had. Oh wait, they also died when I was 8 and 10 respectively? My grandma died from a massive brain hemorrhage that literally melted half the left side of her brain, and my grandpa died from choking on a literal quesadilla while in the hospital. It's "amazing" that his prostate cancer wasn't even what fucking killed him.

I never stood a chance.

In conclusion, fuck all of you. I wish everything that I went through, that was horrible, to happen to you.

You opened way too many wounds I thought were scarred enough to not bother me enough. You better do anything that will get you killed, as soon as fuckiny possible, bastards.
 
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