Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Respectfully, I don't understand the confusion here. This is the second comment on the issue. My comment:

"Kayla's in-laws housed April"

That's OBVIOUSLY Bob and Celeste who are Kayla's IN-LAWS. How is my statement inaccurate? It's Bob and Celeste's home in Eagle Rock. Anyone paying attention knows that.

Are you thinking I said "Nick's in-laws housed April" ? I didn't. That would be Shari and Dan. They would never.

Kayla presumably has other in-laws; i.e., siblings' spouses and the spouses' parents, etc. Given Kayla's family is local, it is theoretically possible. And if that had been the truth, that would indeed have been interesting. Nick's parents hosting April was entirely expected (at least to me, and I could swear it's been discussed or at least theorized).

It would have been a lot clearer for people skimming through just to say Nick's parents.

That aside, it really does point up how complicit and shit his parents are. They enable Nick and arrange/ control people just like he tries to, moving them around like little pawns on a chessboard. Whether it was to help their son keep his mistress near, or to help him get her away from him when she became inconvenient to have around, it's clear April and Kayla are barely sentient* objects to them as well.

*(they're not wrong)

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

to be fair, that doesn't really say much about anybodys skills (or lack thereof) at debating. nick has put himself in such an impossible and indefensible situation, even a 200 IQ nobel prize winning genius orator would have a really hard time trying to argue his way out of the clusterfuck that is nick's life.

Nick’s life mirrors the Monty lawsuit. Even the biggest dick swinging expensive California defamation lawyer can’t help him. The facts are that bad and Nick is too retarded to help.

 

[AltisticRight]

Alright, in-laws thing ends here.
In-laws means a relative by marriage. Kayla's in-laws would include Skelly's parents, and other relatives.
Both sides are right on technicality but language was ambiguous. The less ambiguous phrase would be parents in-law.

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What is going on Nick? 30 DAYS SOBER!

I never understand how someone can post "xxx days sober". The last time I drank alcohol was last Christmas. Red wine I used in cooking doesn't count because most of the alcoholic content gets cooked off.
(Yeah I looked up studies and plenty still remain but it's not gonna get anyone drunk, unless you're chef Balldo who's braising everything in liquor.)

You know what, there's one positive thing we can say about April in comparison to skelly. She can actually hunt animals fairly and give them a dignified end. Nick only knows how to torture trapped critters to a slow and humiliating death. Justice for the fart squirrels and Scrombles the raccoon.

Presumably they hunt for food too. That buffalo or elk she subdued would be on the dinner table.
Skelly tortured those animals for fun. Likely for sexual gratification too.

This whole 'You'd be scared to introduce me to your wife because she'd want to fuck me instead of you' line is utterly ridiculous.

It's the man who should be scared because Nicholas Rugieta would try to magnetise his mouth with their penis.

we shouldn’t promote her content in this thread.

No.
Who's "we", it's just you. No one is promoting her content.

 

[Hyacinth Bucket (Bouquet)]

What was impressive about Keanu is less what she said and more that she held it together with a dude screaming at her and four retards doing janny backup. Winning at IBS if the whole panel and the chat is against you is no joke.

 

[DemsBNutz]

Well new question for my Therapist... What % of NARC are swingers.... Seems like they may have access to those kinds of data.... The ones I know of it's 100%... Perhaps I need to find a new home state... Minnesota is whakado...

 

[uhoh spaghettios]

I think the most interesting thing about that debate - the most revealing thing is that of all people, Attention whore April was the one who just said "fuck it, I'm done. leave it in the past," and just dropped it. Now she only really comes up incidentally. There's no real news on her and we don't care either.

I still think this is all a Nitrous Nick gay op.

Fuck it she's done but she lives 10 minutes away from nick??
She's got a job and is doing great now, but still doesn't talk to Keanu, even though Keanu was looking out for her?

Even the story of the alleged new boyfriend flipping him the bird at a stop light sounds like a narrative Nick's gay nerd brain would craft to throw people off.

 

[$5.3 Million Dollars]

Well new question for my Therapist... What % of NARC are swingers.... Seems like they may have access to those kinds of data.... The ones I know of it's 100%... Perhaps I need to find a new home state... Minnesota is whakado...

It would be interesting to get hard numbers. Certain mental disorders are associated with promiscuous behavior or abnormal sexual behavior.

Because narcissists lack empathy, they also tend to see sex as transactional, Durvasula says, and have less qualms about engaging in casual sex and one-night stands. They also will be more likely to manipulate new romantic partners into having sex sooner in the relationship than they may want to.

Source | Archive

 

[Sneed Force One]

This
Keanu is an ugly retarded bitch and we shouldn’t promote her content in this thread.

Its content highly relevant to the subject of this thread, especially after their verbal boxing match which spurred a 100 pages of user input.
Whether she is retarded or a competent livestreamer is not really relevant. I take the stance that her airheaded cluelessness actually worked very well against the quadrumvirate of Aaron obsessives.
Thats my piece on it, its up to the mods to moderate.

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

I still think this is all a Nitrous Nick gay op.

Fuck it she's done but she lives 10 minutes away from nick??
She's got a job and is doing great now, but still doesn't talk to Keanu, even though Keanu was looking out for her?

Even the story of the alleged new boyfriend flipping him the bird at a stop light sounds like a narrative Nick's gay nerd brain would craft to throw people off.

Yup, it's sketchy as fuck, since April had no connections there, but.....

April is the kind of skank to jump head first into a new relationship. It's possible she found a man very quickly. By Nick's timeline, she was at his parents house in January. Meaning she found a man ready to flip Nick off by March. It's very doable.

I also wouldn't be surprised if she got a cash payout to back the fuck off Balldo Boy by Nick's loving parents.

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

Nick Rekieta is not huffing pedigreed racing dog musk

Counterpoint: yes he is.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Even the story of the alleged new boyfriend flipping him the bird at a stop light sounds like a narrative Nick's gay nerd brain would craft to throw people off.

I believe it, I could see people in the area flipping him off routinely because he's so loathed.

I know I would.

 

[SigmaBalls]

Counterpoint: yes he is.
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"OH MY GOD THEY'RE NOT RACING DOGS THEY'VE NEVER RACED BEFORE YOU MONSTROUS BITCH!"

 

[Gator_Aids]

The Farms (as a gestalt) takes no positions beyond the aggregate of individual user opinions. As a non-monolith, it is entirely incapable of doing so, but the general principle is that anyone who pretends to speak for the whole (or imply that the may grant imprimatur) will unite users in common cause to shout them down.

This is extraordinarily well said and poignant.

Having said that, I am certain Nick is losing his fucking mind to see Keanu of all people attempting to align with the Farms to fuck with him. It’s so out of left field and likely extremely infuriating for him.

I don’t endorse anyone aiding her, but I certainly find the situation hilarious.

 

[Forfeited Heroes]

I know it goes without saying at this point, but didn't he say he was offline for a long time because he didn't want his show to be about personal drama anymore

He's been saying that going on at least 2 years now. The man is an unremitting liar and, at least prior to hollowing out his brain with drugs, a top class con artist.

 

[Flora Fox]

I could see people in the area flipping him off

I might sing, "Another win for the toe" under my breath.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

Though I think @Third World Aristocrat and @Shush have delivered the best thus far.

@Shush is definitely more skilled than I am when it comes to editing. As someone who’s learning as I go, I’m consistently impressed by his work. His edits are packed with details that are either technically challenging or incredibly time-consuming to pull off. I genuinely enjoy and admire his work.

And this is a whippet dog

Ah, that explains why searching for PNGs of “whippets” only gave me pictures of dogs—makes perfect sense now! LOL

To be honest, I know very little about recreational drugs; it's completely outside my area of expertise or interest.

 

[Drama Trauma]

Unironically Nick Rekieta.

South Park predicted a "respected, religious and liked family man lawyer" to fallout on drugs.
In this case instead of "cheesing" it's "whipp it":

If we remove the "kippah" and put Nick's hairstyle on it will almost look like him.

 

[Oxyjen]

To be honest, I know very little about recreational dogs; it's completely outside my area of expertise.

We’re all learning as we go.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

An attempted consolidation of 'Missed Drug Test' lore:

The story first broke by Keanu as documented here by @Balldo's Gate


April made the claim to Keanu in a phone call (maybe October 27th given Nick's insistence on that date)?



L | A | KF





KF Post

Nick X Profile

April X Profile


@Melty Butter made a timeline to come up with November 2nd as the missed day based on Kino Casino based on @Balldo's Gate maths--who also confirmed the timeline seemed to align with claimed end of testing.

EDIT:

Bonus links to Nick saying he has 'complied' with all testing:

 

[Captain Manning]

This
Keanu is an ugly retarded bitch and we shouldn’t promote her content in this thread.

Nobody is promoting her content in this thread. Like it or not, she's involved in this shitshow.

I take the stance that her airheaded cluelessness actually worked very well against the quadrumvirate of Aaron obsessives.

I take the position that the fact she's maybe not the sharpest makes Nick getting felted by her all the more funny.

But let's see what the Balldoguards say...


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"Hurrrr duuur. Keanu is dumb. All women are dumb. A Koala Bear is smarter. Hail child abuser Lord Rekieta."

Yeah... sounds about right.

Frankly, I stand by what I said that she might actually have been the smartest person in that particular room. Maybe Moody is smarter, but he's also intellectually dishonest, so fuck him.