Sweet Baby Inc. and the Steam Curator Group Conspiracy - The company that is responsible for the diarrheic video game writing.

CertifiedFedBot said:
I hate alpharad, seeing his faggot face ruins my day.
Something about him comes off as really creepy, he's always triggering my douchebag sensors. His orbiter the animator that does the uwu cutie shtick is also a bpd powder keg waiting to blow, mark my words.
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Every single one of those "panelists" triggered my douche detector something fierce. I avoided watching that simply based on the thumbnail.
 
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AfroMegan said:
"just don't play the game, chud :^)"
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Didn't they already try this and then cry when it happened? Or did Concord, AC Shadows, Suicide Squad KtJL, Veilguard, and Avowed all become overnight blockbusters in the last week? Must be my chuddy memory acting up and those games were all really big success stories that totally recouped their developments costs and definitely made a profit.

AfroMegan said:
"if you don't want to play it, you have no right to complain, chuddie"
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The echo chamber shall not be challenged, chud child. The normies will look at ghoulish former theatre kid trannies and they will goon to them as instructed, chud child!
 
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AfroMegan said:
I'll bite the bullet and summarize the video so you all don't have to watch 38 centuries of this chitchat:
>TMI about thirsting on vidya characters normie-tier taste, btw
>scott is probably high
>spencer agnew seems the most normal of the bunch
>"candy crush players are gamers too"
>alpharad's grandad spent 1200 dollars on a Smurf game because he's old and didn't understand micro-transactions
>pointless ramblings about playing games as a job and having fun with them
>some fear about the algorithm ruining their views
>question about toxicity ingame quickly derails into complaining about ragebait grifters and nobody says anything relevant
>"just don't play the game, chud :^)"
>muh representation of ugly bald women
>"lmao at those overreacting chuds, amirght?"
>more rambling about muh representation
>"if you don't want to play it, you have no right to complain, chuddie"
>more rambling about muh representation
>girlfriend is a kike
>journo game reviews are "whatever", but the hosts recognize them as a factor to impact public opinion
>pointless question about zoomers/genalpha playing the same games over and over and the conclusion is "let people have fun"
>personal opinions about gaming glitches

It's a borefest overall.
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Just use summarize.tech next time, for your mental sake.
 
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AfroMegan said:
I'll bite the bullet and summarize the video so you all don't have to watch 38 centuries of this chitchat:
>TMI about thirsting on vidya characters normie-tier taste, btw
>scott is probably high
>spencer agnew seems the most normal of the bunch
>"candy crush players are gamers too"
>alpharad's grandad spent 1200 dollars on a Smurf game because he's old and didn't understand micro-transactions
>pointless ramblings about playing games as a job and having fun with them
>some fear about the algorithm ruining their views
>question about toxicity ingame quickly derails into complaining about ragebait grifters and nobody says anything relevant
>"just don't play the game, chud :^)"
>muh representation of ugly bald women
>"lmao at those overreacting chuds, amirght?"
>more rambling about muh representation
>"if you don't want to play it, you have no right to complain, chuddie"
>more rambling about muh representation
>girlfriend is a kike
>journo game reviews are "whatever", but the hosts recognize them as a factor to impact public opinion
>pointless question about zoomers/genalpha playing the same games over and over and the conclusion is "let people have fun"
>personal opinions about gaming glitches

It's a borefest overall.
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Oh god, don't tell me Scott was agreeing with all of this.
 
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Dysnomia said:
Most female players want to create a cute or sexy character or at least one that doesn't look like they were born with a dick. If guys play as female characters I don't know what they want exactly.
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There's some games that only have preset characters (like the Diablo series, the Resident Evil series or the BG Dark Alliance series) and there's games where you generate your own character (Elder Scrolls, Fallout, mainline Baldur's Gate). I haven't created a female character since my teenage years, but usually busty, nimble, attractive.

In BG3, I make my "guardian" counterpart a large burly nordic woman with silky platinum blonde braids. Valkyrie style. Looks like she could easily carry my character out of a burning pitch-roofed hut before bringing him to another where he awaits death by snu-snu.
 
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What are the current to-be-released AAA DEI almost-certain-to-fail games? Only Druckmann's "Bald Blasian in Space" Heretic game and Bungie's Marathon come to mind at the moment.
 
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