- Joined
- Jun 25, 2013
Darkest Dungeon is a horrible game from concept to execution.
Being unfun and shitty for the sake of making a point doesn't change the fact that your game is unfun and shitty.
(And also the fact that you can refund a game on Steam precisely because it's not fun...)
I have mixed feelings on the game myself. I love the art style and general idea, but it's problems just compound onto themselves.
"Characters can permanently die." That's fine. It fits with the game's themes.
"Characters can lose their sanity and become liabilities in a fight." Again, also fine, adds tension to a fight and, once again, fits with the game's themes.
"Characters won't go to certain dungeons if they're too high leveled". That's a bit inconvenient and doesn't make that much sense, but fine, keeps things from being boring I guess.
"You fight the same eight bossses three times each, the only difference being stat boosts". That is a bit of a shame, but I'd imagine this game was made on a budget so.... Actually, no, this just feels like padding to make up for the lack of content.
"Late game, a guy and his army of uber-bandits come to wreck your buildings unless you either try to kill him or send some of your heroes to the slaughter. And he won't stop until he's killed." That's just fucking annoying. And before a recent patch, he'll keep coming back regardless of you killing him.
"If you try to escape the Darkest Dungeon, one of your guys will be picked randomly to die so everyone else can escape." Absolute pain in the ass, but considering this is the final set of dungeons, I suppose it makes sense.
"Once you beat a level in the Darkest Dungeon, the heroes you sent down there will never ever EVER want to go down there again. So you'll have to whip up a new batch of lv.6's before you can take on the next level."
No. Fuck you game. Absolutely no excuse for that.