Zoosadist Claudio Hernández Castañeda / FakeAFClausMystery / ClausMystery / ClausWritesThings / ClausofLions / Yayotzin / Yayofangamer / Gonebythedust - Mexican Furfaggot. Disowned Synthcel. Cub Fur Author. Pseudo-Diety of the Popufurs. Hates Gringos. Bisexual Shapeshifter. The Raped. Tracheal Tube Tard. Pink Triangle Halal. Total OPsec Disaster. A Lesson in Lurking. Still The Same Nigger 10 Years later.

[NuIItley]

In conclusion, fuck all of you. I wish everything that I went through, that was horrible, to happen to you.

wahhhhhhhhhh mama these obsessed kiwis making fun of me on their forum ayuda me por favor yo estoy tan triste

 

[Guns of the Gaytriots]

GotT, don't think you should be speaking that way to me, because I found some juicy information about you on Twitter. So, is it true you have been hacking people's information from Discord?

No. Also, GotT?

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

and my grandpa died from choking on a literal quesadilla

Oh my fucking God! Lol
This is the most Mexican thing I've ever heard.

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

guess you ate willing to redo the cycle of violence

Please do the world a favor, including me, get gasoline and immolate yourself on the streets.

Notice how a commonality in all of Claudio’s threats is that he wants you to do it yourself. This is because Claudio is lazy.

I would Vlad Tepez you, though. That I will assure you. I just need 3 people to help me lynch you in the hypothetical scenario. And knowing the infamy this website holds, I don't think anyone will shed a tear.

NEVERMIND LOL
Claudio, this is a straight up murder threat. Are you trying to get yourself banned? I guess if that’s what you need to put down the cup.

 

[The Strongest Haaton]

@Claudio Hernández Castañeda You sure like to traumadump. As a licensed lolcow psychiatrist, I can help. why don't we take it back to the beginning? At what age did you feel like you became an insufferable faggot?

 

[NuIItley]

And you, the way you treat me, and how you lie about me, call me a predator, a rapist and more

It's a bunch of words on a screen. Calm down. I'd understand your frustration if people were saying this to you IRL... but also, not really, since you probably did rape that cat, and also because you're the most predatory furnigger I've seen in a while, and oh yeah, most importantly, you're just a gross, disgusting faggot in general.

 

[The Noise]

People say I'll be here forever. that doesn't sound scary! Wanna know what would be scary?

Being forever inside this! What do you think of the best jail cell for you, @Sperg Spectating ?

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Claudio listen. There is a man with a thread on here named Patrick Tomlinson. He is known for telling all of his detractors to "enjoy prison." You two should get into contact, I believe you have what it takes to help him imprison all the stalker children of Kiwi Farms.

I should warn you that he has a reputation for grinding brown children into pepperoni in his basement, so watch out if his pepperonilust takes over in your presence.

 

[The Strongest Haaton]

@Sperg Spectating do you ever get the feeling that Claudio has a crush on you? He literally cannot stop talking about you. He's obsessed with you.

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

He's losing his fucking mind. LMAO

 

[Po's Cootah]

Please do the world a favor, including me, get gasoline and immolate yourself on the streets.

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

@Sperg Spectating do you ever get the feeling that Claudio has a crush on you? He literally cannot stop talking about you. He's obsessed with you.

Nah he’s got the hots for “talking rib” @Tread Miller. He even posted soyjaks to impress them.

 

[Pokemanifsmokeweed]

He's losing his fucking mind. LMAO

I'm trying to calm him down with some light conversation, but he's just so angry with all the seething he does in this thread, so it's pretty difficult, I'm afraid he's gonna have an aneurysm soon if he keeps this up

 

[Pepe Cortisona]

 

[That Other Dude's Persona]

Rape a cat? No.

I would Vlad Tepez you, though. That I will assure you. I just need 3 people to help me lynch you in the hypothetical scenario. And knowing the infamy this website holds, I don't think anyone will shed a tear.

So you would kill a cat then, right?

I will never be sorry about my past.

The kitty was innocent, Claudio.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

You had a father that was just like Beethoven's, did you

Yes. My father was just like Beethoven's father. They both had genius sons.

That shitty place wasn't a brothel, dumbfuck

Who am I going to believe? You or every single other person who said Antifaz is a homosexual Mexican whorehouse?

By the way, the narco lord is called Víctor Emilio Valencia Espinosa,

Are you doxing a cartel member? Really?

My mother daring to may her fucking hand on me through a hard slap after I did the "mistake" of telling the fucking director of my issues at home sealed the deal for me.

After reading your fan fiction I know you would rather have your daddy spanking you. Sick fuck.

Even today I have to stop thinking about doing anything fucking dumb.

Yet you just doxed a cartel drug lord. Very wise.

Since I was fucking 8, I have been a lonely fucking man

You were not a man at 8. You are not a man now, chico.

The fact I have been harmed by fucking doctors and nurses

Mexican health care, amirite? Boast some more about your Grandpa Gonzalo.

And you, the way you treat me, and how you lie about me, call me a predator, a rapist and more makes it hard for me to be even want to be FRIENDLY with any of you.

Are you saying we're not friends any more?

fucking accused me of reading porn because... I was just obsessed with reading the Biology section of A FUCKING PRIMARY EDUCATION SCHOOLBOOK

There's something wrong with you. A lot of things actually. Don't masturbate to your biology homework.

You opened way too many wounds I thought were scarred enough to not bother me enough

Confirmed bothered. Coping, seething, dilating.

 

[Po's Cootah]

I'm trying to calm him down with some light conversation, but he's just so angry with all the seething he does in this thread, so it's pretty difficult, I'm afraid he's gonna have an aneurysm soon if he keeps this up

You can't calm down someone who traumadumps on Kiwi Farms Dot Ess Tee out of all places that exist. If they do that, they're toxic and certainly not the most mentally stable person.

 

[Chudborean]

I would like to do one last reminder before I dissapear, and read it well.

 SNCA

I thought you were supposed to leave?

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

Are you doxing a cartel member? Really?

Claudio is so lazy that he can’t even kill himself

 

[Guns of the Gaytriots]

GotT, don't think you should be speaking that way to me, because I found some juicy information about you on Twitter.

Post the info faggot.

 

[Foltest]

That was a lot of sperging Claus.
You should go and get laid. Preferably not with a cat.