Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 21.8%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.4%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 28.2%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 43 14.6%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 100 34.0%

  • Total voters
    294
During the exchange, when Rekieta asked, “If I’m such an obvious abuser, why didn’t anyone know until your brilliant revelation?” Keanu started to respond, “I bet your fucking—” before abruptly cutting herself off,
“I bet your fucking daughter knew”
But held back since she isn’t a public figure that should be brought up, especially around MAPton.
 
My schizo theory is that he isn't doing galaxy gas. He never lies.

But he is doing air dusters!
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I know I'm late, because God damn this thread is gassed up with all the recent events; but air duster is dangerous. Not to get too into it; but had a dude in Iraq damn near die because he snuck a can of air to his room and was huffing it. If Nick is doing canned air... I don't know the odds or whatever... but there's a chance he'll pass out and not wake up. Given his home situation, there's also probably a good chance one of his younger kids are gonna walk into the office and find their dad on the floor, maybe his skin will already be blue. This retarded faggot really has no idea how he's tempting fate and how he wants to scream that Keanu ruined her friend. I'd tell Nick to think about, if not Kayla, at least think about his kids; but kids are just beards for gays who want to blend in, he doesn't love them, they're just a means to an end, blending in and that delicious trust fund.

What are your kids gonna say Nick, they gonna say their dad was cool? He was so cool he screamed like a gay man on The Internet about his mistress more than his wife and kids. He was so cool he fucking killed himself huffing canned air because he was so much of an addict he couldn't follow his parole rules. Their dad was so cool he went out like a bitch, passed out on the floor and thinking drugs are cool. Their dad was so cool, the only honorable thing he did was kill himself so they wouldn't have to live with his retarded fucking antics and shame bringing down the family name.
 
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I love how his only insults to women are these:
- you are fat
- you are a dumb bitch
- you are a dumb cunt
It's so vapid and futile, devoid of any creativity and combined with his nasally faggy voice, it doesn't even land.
You can find better misogynistic insults on the playground of a high school, whether it's from the boys or the girls.
To think about that, he's exactly like Ethan Ralph 🐷, who can only call someone a slut or a whore, prefixed with an adjective.
 
I believe they had to be present for the hearings since they were the temporary foster parents
The comment history you're referring to is regarding Bob and Celeste.

This should be clear: Bob & Celeste were NOT the temporary foster parents. Shari (Kayla's mom) and Dan Sletta (Kayla's stepdad) are generally believed to have been the temporary foster parents. They were already foster-certified. Kayla has several foster siblings.

I believe this fact has been confirmed by Nick. Regardless, we know Bob and Celeste visited Ireland, England, and St. Petersburg (where they live) during the 6 months the kids were fostered. They may have been granted access to the kids, but they were not fostering them full time.

Hence, Nick's rage at his in-laws.
 
I also found it particularly strange how Keanu played dumb about checking her last messages. Not knowing how to navigate a phone is one thing—plenty of people struggle with that—but not knowing that the last message appears at the bottom? That stretches credibility. It raises the possibility that there are more recent messages with April she didn’t want to reveal.
I agree something was a little odd about it, though she might just not have wanted Nick to know that it went past when he was absolutely certain it had stopped. I loved his disbelief, especially after trying to show off his cross-ex skills (which suck).


I love how his only insults to women are these:
- you are fat
- you are a dumb bitch
- you are a dumb cunt
It's so vapid and futile, devoid of any creativity and combined with his nasally faggy voice, it doesn't even land.
You can find better misogynistic insults on the playground of a high school, whether it's from the boys or the girls.
To think about that, he's exactly like Ethan Ralph 🐷, who can only call someone a slut or a whore, prefixed with an adjective.
Yes, Nick is absolutely elementary-school level when it comes to debating or arguing.

And again, just imagine being a kid and hearing your father once again locked in his office screaming at someone.

But of course, he's bring up his kids to do the same. The clip of him streaming with his older daughter (iirc) in the car and her calling people losers was...something. Father of the Year.
 
I love how his only insults to women are these:
- you are fat
- you are a dumb bitch
- you are a dumb cunt
It's so vapid and futile, devoid of any creativity and combined with his nasally faggy voice, it doesn't even land.
This is exactly how I imagine he "confronted" every woman in his life.
Given this impotent meltdown his stories sound a lot different, he could not even win an argument against Keanu with 4 people backing him up.
 
This is exactly how I imagine he "confronted" every woman in his life.
Given this impotent meltdown his stories sound a lot different, he could not even win an argument against Keanu with 4 people backing him up.
The story about Aaron having to get between Nick and Kayla with a bat gains a scintilla of credibility (which I already believed, as it was specific but not overly so, and I don't believe has ever been countered, not that Nick has any actual recollection, possibly).
 
I love how his only insults to women are these:
- you are fat
- you are a dumb bitch
- you are a dumb cunt
It's so vapid and futile, devoid of any creativity and combined with his nasally faggy voice, it doesn't even land.
You can find better misogynistic insults on the playground of a high school, whether it's from the boys or the girls.
To think about that, he's exactly like Ethan Ralph 🐷, who can only call someone a slut or a whore, prefixed with an adjective.
When does he start spamming the hard R like ethan does all the time?
 
Nick has now definitely seen the Geno and Keanu clip. He has commented on Youtube and is screaming at them on Twitter. It's all boring however, because he doesn't address the core issue. He leaked another Keanu DM, but it's a nothingburger.

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Nick has now definitely seen the Geno and Keanu clip. He has commented on Youtube and is screaming at them on Twitter. It's all boring however, because he doesn't address the core issue. He leaked another Keanu DM, but it's a nothingburger.

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Keanu, its time to post the April DMs.
Expose the fact April called Nick abusive.

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Of course Nick co-signs this faggoty-ass edgelord shit on Memorial Day.
Nick has never known a sense of honour or duty as Minnesota's most unemployed grifter.
The power America gained in WW2 kept the country on equal footing with the fucking Soviet Union for decades, leading to post-collapse Pax Americana, your average fucking middle-school kid knows this. RETARDS
 
Ultimately she had text messages between her and April that showed Nick in a bad light and it was making him go nuclear. Some of her one liners were also effective.
Also the fact that Keanu evidently had contact with April after the date of October 27 which Nick was so convinced was the last time they interacted with each other. This seemed to be the main cause of Nick losing his mind.

He seems to lack the understanding of social cues which would allow him to realize that being so confident about the last time two different people spoke is considered weird, and not in the funny way either.

I wouldn't necessarily say the parents are aware of that. The info was leaked here and is basically contained to here, twitter, and YT comments.
I believe they had to be present for the hearings since they were the temporary foster parents, and that is where the info came from, no?
The comment history you're referring to is regarding Bob and Celeste.

This should be clear: Bob & Celeste were NOT the temporary foster parents. Shari (Kayla's mom) and Dan Sletta (Kayla's stepdad) are generally believed to have been the temporary foster parents. They were already foster-certified. Kayla has several foster siblings.
@Melty Butter is correct but Bob was present for at least one of the hearings and was called as a witness. It would be kind of odd for him to not be aware of the underlying facts of the case to that extent.

Respectfully, I don't understand the confusion here. This is the second comment on the issue. My comment:

"Kayla's in-laws housed April"

That's OBVIOUSLY Bob and Celeste who are Kayla's IN-LAWS. How is my statement inaccurate? It's Bob and Celeste's home in Eagle Rock. Anyone paying attention knows that.
Yes, I see your point. I think the point of confusion, at least for me, was that in the context of a list of other things Kayla did, it could be read as Kayla being responsible for securing a new place for April to stay. I've edited my post to clarify.
 
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I agree something was a little odd about it, though she might just not have wanted Nick to know that it went past when he was absolutely certain it had stopped. I loved his disbelief, especially after trying to show off his cross-ex skills (which suck).
That could very well be the case—there are certainly a lot of "ifs" involved here. But following that line of thought, Rekieta mentioned that the last time he was interacting with April daily was back in January. Interestingly, Keanu also stated that their last message exchange was in January as well. Curious coincidence, isn’t it? Very sus. Of course, it’s also possible she replied that way simply to provoke an emotional reaction from Rekieta. The idea that she might still be in contact with April is likely something that will gnaw at him.
 
Taking a step back, it's interesting to see how:
  1. Nick has a habit of trying to take everything off to DMs, not wanting to discuss many things in public where he feels he can control the conversation
  2. Nick acts in such bad faith in arguments in public. I can't imagine how bad he is in private
  3. Nick will drop DMs, texts, images on a dime if it will make his enemies look bad
It's almost like Nick takes things to DMs for ammunition later, or just in case. Like he set up April with the Aaron goo-eating texts. Very Ralph-like behavior.
 
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