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How the fuck do you niggas talk about this spastic for over a Thousand pages?
DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion
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Because he never shuts the fuck up and puts his gout foot in his mouth, daily.
Kek, is he losing hair on his beard?
Summary of the video:
His snorting and throat clearing are terrible in this.
He is putting out a blog sometime today or tomorrow about other personal things
Talks about Mass Effect Andromeda, echoing everything everyone else has said about the game. (what a shock)
"I didnt get a day off cause Leanna was sick so since she was sitting around all day doing nothing, I streamed"
He is going to be shopping for a used car soon since his lease is up.
Dark Souls 3 DLC and Walking Dead season 3 ep 3 "high profile releases" (his buzz words, kill me everytime)
More schedule bullshit nobody cares about.
*hack, cough*
Gonna play Persona 5 on "Easy" to beat it. 'Im gonna be playing this from April to May"
Not playing MLB: The Show
KO Gaming is dead again "Im was working hard on it with montages and KOCC, I could have done more stuff but Im putting out so much gameplay I dont have time to work on KOGaming" precedes to list all the games he is playing as to why.
"If I could rip myself apart like an amoeba and work on both, I would"
Says people want him to stream more and not work on his YT channel to pay his bills.. lol
Cries about Nintendo DMCA'ing his videos "they are greedy motherfuckers that live in the their ivory towers isolated from everyone else and dont know internet culture, which is why their company is having so many fucking problems, they are idiots."
"I will finally be free of the shackles of Machinima in April and I will finally be able to speak about it then. I've been biting my tongue, holding my tongue about it and it will be so jaw dropping news about them. Real talk, I am glad I jumped the fuck off and I only stayed with them because of this (does money sign)"
**********snort***************
Business blog coming soon.
Addresses DSP Tries it and there isnt a lot else to try out, shills V8 energy drinks and says he has been trying all sort of new energy drinks and how he cant do a blog about them cause he chugs them during his streams.
Doing 2 loot crate unboxings this week.
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I don't get why he has to chug energy drinks, but then again I don't get why anyone would drink energy drinks. It's an expensive (and disgusting) way to get caffeine when there are much cheaper, easier options that aren't awful sugar slurries.
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Dude wakes up at 11am everyday and is tired from sitting all day.
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RUNNING A BUSINESS IS EXHAUSTING, DOOD
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That's actually a real thing for once and not just Phil being a retard who doesn't understand stuff. Cherries have a chemical in them that helps reduce/end gout attacks and also makes your gout medicine work better.
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yeah but he eats red meat like its going out of style so it does nothing.
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Fuck me, are Phil or Panda ever not sick? People with AIDS get fewer diseases than them.
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She knows if she says she's sick he'll stay away from her, so she's always "sick".
suicidalwithacause
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Since neither of them likes to clean I can only imagine how dirty their house is. Phil himself seems to be a living disease so Leanna had no chance to stay healthy to begin with.
To be fair though, Leanna seems to want to spend a lot more time with Phil.
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She knows if she says she's sick he'll stay away from her, so she's always "sick".
Smokescreen.
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He can die from pressure ulcer you know...
Panda being "sick" is his way of not doing thinks he dont wanna do, eg go to PAX, go on a podcast or take a day off with Panda and make $0.
Im pretty sure that Panda wanna live in a clean house, but its hard when you have to look after Phil, who really isnt into cleaning or even keep things in order around him.
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DSP's knowledge of health is just bizarre in general. Sun chips with artificial flavoring from tomatoes are considered "healthy". Pork to him is considered healthier than beef. Doesn't realize he can safely consume raw beef. Drinking mountain dew every day is horrible for you especially if you're not active. I wouldn't be surprised if those energy drinks are made with the scum at the bottom of the camp ells soup factory just to make some extra cash.
My dad drank V8 for a month to try and be healthy and his blood sugar skyrocketed and he is a very active person.
My dad drank V8 for a month to try and be healthy and his blood sugar skyrocketed and he is a very active person.
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suicidalwithacause
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I'm kind of ashamed to admit this but I can understand how he is thinking. When I was obese I for some reason picked up "health tips" that sounded good to me without checking into how much of it was actually true. I ate "healthy" chips, drank bottles of soda with less sugar, and shit like that. If you keep that mindset and no one really grabs you by the shoulders and tells you how dumb it is, you will just keep going because "hell I could be eating worse".
I also want to point out that I don't defend his mindset. Just trying to give possible insight to the mess that is Phil.
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If you want to eat healthy, you have to man up and actually eat the vegetables, not
some shit with "34% fruit juice" or chips tht have "dehydrated vegetables laced with sodium". Wanna snack on something healthy? Chew on some celery, or eat a fruit. Whenever I have spare money, I like to buy cherry tomatoes and eat them from a bowl while I watch TV or Youtube videos - not chips that may or may not have tomatoes on their composition.
Also, why the fuck this fat slob needs energy drinks? He has enough energy stored on his belly, and he surely as fuck isn't waking up at 6 AM and desperately in need of some caffeine to stay awake. Stop being lazy, actually go out and do some groceries, buy some oranges and squeeze them to make juice (buy a juicer if you are too lazy; perhaps Thernovich could help with that?). Stop lying to the face of your audience, Phil.
People have pointed out that Phil thrives on instant self-gratification - if it takes time and work to pay off, he doesn't care. Actually changing his diet to a healthy one would be time consuming (and expensive); eating "healthy" processed food is so much easier, and it's about the same, right? As long as he isn't eating another Jack Buttery Sauce Extravaganza every day!
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suicidalwithacause
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Because that is not as fun. He's not really trying to be healthy. Phil wants to create an illusion to himself that he is healthier. A lot of fatties fall into this trap when they decide to take baby steps into a healthier lifestyle. They try to find healthier options to the slob they usually eat which is itself not healthy at all. Then when they realise that, hey, it's 200 calories less they eat three times the amount a normal person would. Phil probably think he's fine ad he is. Afterall he has a fulltime girlfriend, a house and a BUSINESS.
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I remember there being a big ad campaign in the US in the 80s, maybe 90s, that pushed the idea that pork was healthier than red meat (and a good substitute for chicken). He probably internalized that without much thought.
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Stop being a stupid kid. It's an adult house. Have some intelligent thought.
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