Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[RotPockets]

You're both wrong
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She certainly has the Space for a Deep Nine.

 

[Punished Brent]

NITROUS NICK! FUCK YEAH!
Imagine a lawyer losing an argument to that dumb bitch.
Is there a single theory about nicks depraved life that he hasn’t confirmed while zooted on laughing gas?

 

[TheLastJoestar]

The KNU pose:
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Artist's rendering:
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I know they're meming on Nick for his public statements about Kayla, but I'm sorry... if Goblin Slayer's arch nemesis grimacing at me menacingly while crushing a nutcracker's head in between two (whatever letter comes before) A cups is what you think passes for a sexy photoshoot. More importantly, if that Photo is easily accessible online with a simple "your name" and "nudes" search you need to sit the fuck down and stfu

Unlike the other guy I was nice enough to censor and spoil tag this even though it doesn't need one to protect the identity of the poor Nutcracker caught up in all of this madness.

Spoiler: Not Safe for Life

Thanks for taking the heat off the maid, now please return to irrelevance.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Remember that Nick still has the Montegraph case in November. Nick will likely get hollowed out then and there and lose his mind.

There is so much more milk to come.

Added to the bodycam footage AND a potential prison sentence? Nick is just trying to get LotY again!

Respectfully, I don't understand the confusion here. This is the second comment on the issue. My comment:

"Kayla's in-laws housed April"

That's OBVIOUSLY Bob and Celeste who are Kayla's IN-LAWS. How is my statement inaccurate? It's Bob and Celeste's home in Eagle Rock. Anyone paying attention knows that.

Are you thinking I said "Nick's in-laws housed April" ? I didn't. That would be Shari and Dan. They would never.

It is the difference in saying 'Nick's parents' over 'Kayla's in-laws' being more confusing to some (self-included).

Remember, most of us have autism, so patience is kindly requested.

Has anyone ever done a true deep dive analysis into the flurry of Twitter texts between Nick and Nick...er I mean April? And why did April change her Twitter name to something like "Aprillaw"?
I just remember seeing very clear words and phrasing that just didn't jive with a not so bright rural Minnesota farm girl's style. Let alone a woman's in general.
Some of the words, and sentences screamed Nick Rekieta to me. I wish I could remember some off the top of my head. If Nick is a true narcissist like most sane people realize now he would have no problem doing whatever is necessary to control the narrative, and keep the shared fantasy. That would include having fantasy conversations with himself. He may genuinely have a split personality too. Has anyone ever considered that?

It was insanely sexual and unhinged. The exchange between Nick and 'April' were cringe. It was as if two horny 15 year olds were posting their attempts at romantic texts to the internet What further analysis do you mean?

Why did she change her name? She obviously believed she still had a chance to supplant Kayla and become head (or only) wife.

one question ive always wondered is who in the heck initiated this whole degenerate polycule? neither aaron or rekieta can give a real reason as to why they went down this road. one of the many reasons it could have been is that april pushed it in to fruition as a strategy to get kayla and aaron to both be removed from the picture in one go, given that kayla and aaron both seem to have self esteem issues (would go along with whatever their partner asked) and balldo is a life long nerd who was having over a decade newer pussy thrown at him, so if april and nick were the real brains behind the polycule, then im giving april a lot of credit for it's formation. guess we will see!

Supposedly it all began when Kayla reached over to kiss April based on Aaron's story, but there is precious little detail between that and when he said the four of them sat down (at some time later) and supposedly Nick and Kayla confessed they had 'more experience with this kind of thing' than they might have let on.

The early days of the polycule is very scant on details.

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

Is Sisko where her predilection for gentlemen of the melinated persuasion began?

I just remembered that Aaron actually bought Kayla Star Trek figurines as a gift, and one was a black male character. I’m not sure if we ever figured out if it was Sisko, Geordi, Worf, or Tuvok. Maybe Aaron will tell us in a couple of years.

 

[johnnynoname]

Alberto Del Rio

i'm not a fag or nothing, but if i were to get another man's name tattoo'd on me it would be his


hubba hubba

 

[Nova902]

I'm sorry that Drex is a groomer, but a real best friend would beat the living shit out of his best friend for this nigger behavior.

Drex, I know you watch the thread... You must fuck Kayla to complete your bull ark. Your childhood best friend is far gone and you must make his comeuppance more painful.

Wrong. Nicks daughter on her 18th birthday

 

[Delany's Donkey]

Supposedly it all began when Kayla reached over to kiss April based on Aaron's story, but there is precious little detail between that and when he said the four of them sat down (at some time later) and supposedly Nick and Kayla confessed they had 'more experience with this kind of thing' than they might have let on.

didn't april come over to the rekieta house before the official start a few times without Aaron? i imagine she was being groomed to get her into the polycule from the moment they meet her and i almost guarantee she'd already fucked nick and Kayla before the kissing in front of Aaron incident.

 

[woodedbag]

thanks for the heads up @Himedall All-seeing Waifu i think ill go back and watch aarons initial tell all on kino casino through this schizo april mastermind theory lens and see where i end up. my bbq is over and im kind of killing time before bed anyway

 

[Vibralldo]

I know they're meming on Nick for his public statements about Kayla, but I'm sorry... if Goblin Slayer's arch nemesis grimacing at me menacingly while crushing a nutcracker's head in between two (whatever letter comes before) A cups is what you think passes for a sexy photoshoot. More importantly, if that Photo is easily accessible online with a simple "your name" and "nudes" search you need to sit the fuck down and stfu

Unlike the other guy I was nice enough to censor and spoil tag this even though it doesn't need one to protect the identity of the poor Nutcracker caught up in all of this madness.

Spoiler: Not Safe for Life

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Thanks for taking the heat off the maid, now please return to irrelevance.

Keanu is infinitely more attractive than Kayla and April combined

Not for any specific physical reasons, but because she isn't a spaced out retard that's letting her kids be abused as she stays zonked out on pills in the bedroom or a homewrecking whore that is always trying to monkey branch to the next man she can siphon cash off.

 

[Oxyjen]

didn't april come over to the rekieta house before the official start a few times without Aaron?

Yes. For “hunting”.

Supposedly it all began when Kayla reached over to kiss April based on Aaron's story, but there is precious little detail

That’s my recollection too.

It’s these details we may never find out unless April decides to tell all one day.

 

[Encouraged Spaces]

Nick is a LOSER. That means he LOSES, constantly. He loses to Aaron fucking Imholte, he loses to Keanu whatshername, he loses to Kurt, etc. He will lose to anyone he goes up against, and he'll make his opponent look better than they actually are. Against Nick, Aaron comes across as mature and responsible. Keanu comes across as a strong, unbothered QUEEN. Kurt comes across as cool and witty when he goes against Nick. Nick is a losing loser who loses. That's just the way it is. We all have a role to play in this world, and Nick's role is "loser".

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

to the next man she can siphon cash off.

This is true. No one is marrying Geno "Dead Broke" Bisconte, TikTok trashcan salesman, for his money. For Kenoo, it truly must be love.

I do wonder if Kayla married Nick for his family money. Even before the oil money came down the pipes, the Minnesota Rekietas were much better off than Kayla's family.

I mean, why else would you marry a gay, impotent nerd?

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

It's specifically in the period of time immediately after Nick comes back from his short "breaks", and the deepness is relative to his usual screeching pitch.

This is the most illustrative compilation I've seen:

He still has such a high nasal tone overall, but I hear it now. Slightly closer to a normal voice. :-/ Thank you!

 

[TertiaryObjective]

Keanu is immediately more attractive than Kayla and April combined

Not for any specific physical reasons, but because she isn't a spaced out retard that's letting her kids be abused as she stays zonked out on pills in the bedroom or a homewrecking whore that is always trying to monkey branch to the next man she can siphon cash off.

Keanu is automatically more attractive than Kayla and April combined because she’s never been deflowered by gay cuck Nick Rekieta before.

 

[Vibralldo]

This is true. No one is marrying Geno "Dead Broke" Bisconte, TikTok trashcan salesman, for his money. For Kenoo, it truly must be love.

I do wonder if Kayla married Nick for his family money. Even before the oil money came down the pipes, the Minnesota Rekietas were much better off than Kayla's family.

I mean, why else would you marry a gay, impotent nerd?

A gold digger that sticks with 1 man is better than a gold digger that keeps trying to find new homes to break

 

[johnnynoname]

Kayla

in fairness, late stage Terri Schiavo was more attractive than kayla

EDIT: and I don't say that to cheapshot Kayla......she's just that HOLE'D out

 

[RotPockets]

Keanu is infinitely more attractive than Kayla and April combined

Not for any specific physical reasons, but because she isn't a spaced out retard that's letting her kids be abused as she stays zonked out on pills in the bedroom or a homewrecking whore that is always trying to monkey branch to the next man she can siphon cash off.

She has more confidence, that’s really all that’s needed.

 

[Lonely khan]

That's not fair to Towelie. Sure he let himself get covered in cum and had a bad addiction to air dusters, but at least he cleaned up and went to rehab for his son. He didn't just give Washcloth a bunch of coke and leave him starving for days.

Towelie post rehab

Nick post Rehab



I stand by my point

Spoiler: Spoiler

No one has seen washcloth since 2010 so that's actually more of a Ralphamale thing, though 2010 is probably the last time Nick tried to play catch or interact with one of his children.

 

[arc minsk]

didn't april come over to the rekieta house before the official start a few times without Aaron? i imagine she was being groomed to get her into the polycule from the moment they meet her and i almost guarantee she'd already fucked nick and Kayla before the kissing in front of Aaron incident.

when steeltoe morning show was trying expand, before... all of this, and they were seen as just an opie & anthony clone with 300 live viewers and a girlfriend cohost sometimes, they were reaching out to literally everyone because people thought he was good enough to be a moderate like mid level market radio guy. he did shows with WATP karl, anthony cumia knew who he was, chrissie mayr, geno & keanu, kevin brennan, shuli (of howard stern fame), opie mentioned him once -- that whole group of comedy/radio personalities of past. BUT! BUT BUT BUT!~ they had learned that a GIANT fucking, chill, cool trad youtuber who talked about law which lived 45 minutes away from them and so both of them, being monkey branchers, aaron not excluded - tried to make contact with him because rekieta was a YOUTUBE star. not some local radio guy or radio guy of past or comedian who had been on a radio show of past.

and people forget aaron was a pretty successful twitch guy and when he got banned he begrudgingly went to youtube to livestream.

TL;DR i think you're right. april was aaron's booker & producer and she messaged everyone for collaborations because she's a blonde, cute girl and that works better than a balding, pudgy, amateur wrestling retard and all of these has-beens and e-celebs are coomer brained. this all happened from clout but nick rekieta just wanted to fuck some 25 year old and aaron wants to be anthony cumia's cohost and so he was willing to whore out some dumb bitch factory worker. all of these people are retards.

i'm a redbar guy so i watched more of the early shit than most people.