"Jim" / James Augustine née James Patrick O'Shaughnessy / Mister Metokur / Jim81Jim / Internet Aristocrat - His autistic videos and the gay beta "sweetie squad" who mindlessly suck his cock.

Is James Augustine FUCKING DEAD?

  • Yes! Another Vtumour simp kicks the bucket.

    Votes: 227 36.3%
  • NO. Antis are just writing fan fiction 😭😭😭😭😭

    Votes: 398 63.7%

  • Total voters
    625
The funniest way this could end would be jim beating ralph with his crutches, and then dying after...you know like in those animes Jim loves.


Btw on the cancer thing. Related kinda...so I had a pet growing up that had terminal cancer we were given months instead through medicine/grace of God this pet lived 3 more years. It got really bad by the end (talking last 2 months of their lives) but still. Cancer is a strange thing. Jim could have the same issues. Also remember people tend to "die in stages," and some stages are very short while others can be very long.
 
The funniest way this could end would be jim beating ralph with his crutches, and then dying after...you know like in those animes Jim loves.


Btw on the cancer thing. Related kinda...so I had a pet growing up that had terminal cancer we were given months instead through medicine/grace of God this pet lived 3 more years. It got really bad by the end (talking last 2 months of their lives) but still. Cancer is a strange thing. Jim could have the same issues. Also remember people tend to "die in stages," and some stages are very short while others can be very long.

The battle of Jim's driveway would be a fitting end for both.

Gunt and Jim roll around on the driveway strangling each other.
Every bone in Jim's body is broken after several minutes from making contact with Gunt's heavy reserves of skin.
Gunt leans over Jim's broken body with a large rock in his hand, ready to crush Jim's skull.

"WAH WOHNT YOUUUU DIIIIEEE METOKAIRE!!"

Just before Gunt can deliver the final blow and crush Jim's skull, Gunt has a seizure, falls down, busts his head open on the asphalt, and dies.
Jim's final moments are laughing histarically as his life fades away.
The wind carries a hat which falls onto Jim's lifeless face, covering it.


Just a gay addition to the fanfic farms.
 
Update on the Jim v Torswats:
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Battle of Jim's driveway will coincide with the rising of the blood moon, turning the sky to a dark sanguineous hue and ushering in the dreaded Sektur-pocalpyse. The scattered flotsam and jetsam from all the previous Google-hangout and Discord battles will converge upon what was once relegated to a simple suburban drive -- Jarbo will return with his boulder, Sargon with his liberalist hordes, the incarnation of Vivian James with her legion of irate gamers. Scores will be settled, and egos shall be crushed underfoot.

Know that whoever wins, this means the end.
 
Huh. Is this the first time that he's admitted that the dox is real? Though I guess with how he's been swatted multiple times, there's really no point in denying it.
He's literally tweeted pictures of his house before, including with packages people dropped off/ordered to him during streams.
 
The funniest way this could end would be jim beating ralph with his crutches, and then dying after...you know like in those animes Jim loves.


Btw on the cancer thing. Related kinda...so I had a pet growing up that had terminal cancer we were given months instead through medicine/grace of God this pet lived 3 more years. It got really bad by the end (talking last 2 months of their lives) but still. Cancer is a strange thing. Jim could have the same issues. Also remember people tend to "die in stages," and some stages are very short while others can be very long.
Jim is not really dying of cancer. Jim's cancer, cutaneous b-cell lymphoma, has a 95% 5-year survival rate and he's received radiation therapy for it. Aside from a few possible skin lesions, the cancer is practically asymptomatic. He has never claimed that it was cancer that was killing him. The doctors accidentally found it. He claims to suffer from a rare, undiagnosed autoimmune disorder that has given him two heart attacks, several fractured bones all over his body, temporary bouts of hearing loss, uncontrollable eye movements, etc. He's also been on steroids for an extended period of time which comes with a host of issues—like weight gain and osteoporosis, the reason his ribs and vertebrae are breaking under his own 500 lbs girth (weight unconfirmed). No doctor at Mayo Clinic, considered by many the No. 1 hospital in the United States, knows what his condition is and they want to send him to research medicine and study his genomics. The rarity of his case is why some speculate that he's either making shit up or that suffers from a severe case of Munchausen's. I think he could also be one of those types that goes to the doctor for every little thing and has developed symptoms just from all tests and drugs thrown at him.
 
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lol some torswats stan is sperging out at him on twitter because of the notice he got from the government about the swattings.
You know if you are going to go after jim. At least up your shit talk game, he runs rings around the faggots on twitter and he is in a wheelchair.
>DIE CANCER MAN
>U A PEDO
>WHY DONT U DIE!!!!!
They all say the same shit as the rage pig.
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I read the above tweet in PPPs Ralph voice and laughed for a good while.
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I don't know why but these torswats and tryhard people seem to think getting a "win" on Jim is some sort of thing that they need to do to prove themselves or something. It is a weird thing to see.
But he keeps folding them easily.
 
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Jim is not really dying of cancer. Jim's cancer, cutaneous b-cell lymphoma, has a 95% 5-year survival rate and he's received radiation therapy for it. Aside from a few possible skin lesions, the cancer is practically asymptomatic. He has never claimed that it was cancer that was killing him. The doctors accidentally found it. He claims to suffer from a rare, undiagnosed autoimmune disorder that has given him two heart attacks, several fractured bones all over his body, temporary bouts of hearing loss, uncontrollable eye movements, etc. He's also been on steroids for an extended period of time which comes with a host of issues—like weight gain and osteoporosis, the reason his ribs and vertebrae are breaking under his own 500 lbs girth (weight unconfirmed). No doctor at Mayo Clinic, considered by many the No. 1 hospital in the United States, knows what his condition is and they want to send him to research medicine and study his genomics. The rarity of his case is why some speculate that he's either making shit up or that suffers from a severe case of Munchausen's. I think he could also be one of those types that goes to the doctor for every little thing and has developed symptoms just from all tests and drugs thrown at him.
Where are you getting this 500lb thing?
 
Is the stream Jim did where he watched a video of a self loathing incel nigger who killed himself still up somewhere. The one where he listens to the moon cricket song.
 
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