Artcow Ellen Woodbury / Pizzacake / Pizzacakecomic - A 40 year old webcomic artist, mother, porn star, misandrist, dramacow and Reddit celebrity. Threatens to sue her critics and cuckolds her husband. Female Andrew Dobson.

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You can tell Ellen was raised to be a tradwife.
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You can tell Ellen was raised to be a tradwife.
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No guys you don’t understand. It’s perfectly okay to insult a woman if she disagrees with Ellen. But don’t you dare insult Ellen or else you’re a misogynist. This bitch would 100% call a woman a brood mare if she told her she was pro-life. Her one overworked brain cell that’s constantly bouncing around her empty little head like a screen saver (every time it hits a corner she starts to buffer) can’t handle the idea of other people having their own thoughts and opinions.
 
I find this woman hilarious. A true gem amongst a sea of shit. Makes bad comics- check. Does porn that nobody would want- check. Goes after some zoomer because "KEEP MY NAME OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MOUTH" Karen energy- check. Sends frivolous DCMA'S at the farms- check. It's all fucking here. One might call it... KINO.
Nobody can truly fill the Dobson-shaped hole in our hearts but she's come the closest.
 
How many “Nazis” have actually gotten punched in real life? The only one who comes to mind is Richard Spencer, which started all this retardation. Definitely not enough to fill out ten hours.
The puncher of Dickie Spencer was a bit gay hairdresser with the (lack of) force of the blow. Pantifa tend to be noodle armed, so 10 hours would be very unimpressive.
 
Her one overworked brain cell that’s constantly bouncing around her empty little head like a screen saver (every time it hits a corner she starts to buffer)
Overworked? That shit is probably barely moving… The problem is it isn’t worked hard enough. Slave codes must return for any chance at an original thought.
 
You forgot that all her comics are easily altered leading to a wealth of kiwi edits, which makes her seethe and dilate. Honestly it’s my favorite part of the thread.
There was a subreddit called “assigned male fan club” for edits of Sophie Labelle’s troon comics. It was hilarious, literally hundreds of edits ranging from low effort dialogue change to more elaborate ones with blackface, terrorism, Cthulhu, etc.

Now you have to find them one-or-two per page on the Farms, because Reddit is run by gay nigger atheist race communists. 😢
 
There was a subreddit called “assigned male fan club” for edits of Sophie Labelle’s troon comics. It was hilarious, literally hundreds of edits ranging from low effort dialogue change to more elaborate ones with blackface, terrorism, Cthulhu, etc.

Now you have to find them one-or-two per page on the Farms, because Reddit is run by gay nigger atheist race communists. 😢
https://xcancel.com/assignedmalefan

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There was a subreddit called “assigned male fan club” for edits of Sophie Labelle’s troon comics. It was hilarious, literally hundreds of edits ranging from low effort dialogue change to more elaborate ones with blackface, terrorism, Cthulhu, etc.

Now you have to find them one-or-two per page on the Farms, because Reddit is run by gay nigger atheist race communists. 😢
I used to love that sub. It was r/assignedmale and probably half of us in there were kiwis, and edits and fanart were swapped back and forth between there and the Assigned Male thread here. Kiwis on the sub even got cool KF flairs.

It got nuked during one of the early wrongthink purges though.
 
I'm still confused as to why people buy her content. There's no way the 400 pound hambeasts on plebbit actually think she's genuinely attractive enough to justify spending money on her nudes.
People buy it because she's a known quantity online and they think they're getting something taboo and special. It's like how fat retarded men jerking off on camera isn't all that interesting but when a lolcow does it it suddenly becomes fascinating to people. It's also form of voyeurism, where the lines are blurred between innocent family comics and the MILF porn category. In a similar fashion they aren't paying for the nudes/body of Ellen, but the euphoric sense of transgression they feel when doing something "wrong" (i.e paying for porn, sexualizing non-porn comics, jerking off to married women).
 
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