Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[The Noise]

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Be fat, do crime.

Actually let him have this one. Highway driving in the US is downright horrific because so many people don't know how to get up to speed. I have many a horrid memory of driving up and down I-65 and catching people going 65 in a 75 in the fucking passing lane. Worst I've ever seen was 55 in a 75 with nobody in front. Just slow cruising for the love of the game.

 

[Make Anime Illegal]

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Be fat, do crime.

Too bad there's no fast lane from the hovel to hooligan's/chubby's cheesesteaks.

 

[An automatic clown]

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Anyone grab those two hidden tweets? Rick was hiding some other stuff today too. I wanna see what his lawyer or Lynne was making him pull back.

I'm no twitter expert but I don't think Fat Pat hid those tweets. The automated message says it was hidden by the Post author, ie PunishedPasston.

If you open the original tweet there should be a little symbol/button to view hidden tweets in the bottom right.


Also lol at him not saying if he got a letter from the DOJ because it would benefit the stlalkers. If he got one, he'd literally post it on all 9 social medias he's on. Liar.

 

[Toothp!ck]

Actually let him have this one.

I kind of feel for his old car having to maintain 80mph while having an 800 kg pig monster ride in the front seat.

I hope Pat is regularly balancing his tires

 

[Maude Snew]

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Be fat, do crime.

Too bad there's no fast lane from the hovel to hooligan's/chubby's cheesesteaks.

There is a fat lane though, or was rather, speculation has it he was banned from Hooligan's after the entire restraining order thing where he "somehow" had the receipts of the guy who went.

 

[Something Awful]

Actually let him have this one. Highway driving in the US is downright horrific because so many people don't know how to get up to speed.

He's not talking about getting up to highway speed, he's just a faggot who specifically likes to brag about speeding because it's part of his "safe isn't my speed" cool tough guy persona. And the Rustang is called that for a reason, some day this speeding pig will kill someone when parts start falling off.

Also, that's his "whole aesthetic"? What are you, seventeen? No, you're a fat middle-aged man, and your "aesthetic" is eating a pretzel with mustard by using a knife and fork while your bitch tits shamefully protrude underneath your too-small sweater.

I hope Pat is regularly balancing his tires

Child, his father was a traveling salesman and his mother stitched leather. Need I say more?

 

[The Taco Santo!]

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Anyone grab those two hidden tweets? Rick was hiding some other stuff today too. I wanna see what his lawyer or Lynne was making him pull back.

Lawyers really love clients who refuse to admit that there's any possibility of losing or adverse rulings. Do you think he just sits there with his eyes glazed and dead when his poor lawyer tries to explain something to him? I'd bet that he has the same dull, vapid expression on his face that he had earning such high marks in school. Just waiting for a chance to pivot the conversation towards how his enemies will be punished or his own vast accomplishments as the most interesting man alive. I bet he's heard boasts that would make us collapse in helpless laughter, stuff way more implausible than knife-fighting or combat shooter-training Pat. His lawyer either hates him, or Pat's his favorite client. Well, when he loses, he's going to enjoy prison.

 

[Cactuar King]

Lawyers really love clients who refuse to admit that there's any possibility of losing or adverse rulings. Do you think he just sits there with his eyes glazed and dead when his poor lawyer tries to explain something to him? I'd bet that he has the same dull, vapid expression on his face that he had earning such high marks in school. Just waiting for a chance to pivot the conversation towards how his enemies will be punished or his own vast accomplishments as the most interesting man alive. I bet he's heard boasts that would make us collapse in helpless laughter, stuff way more implausible than knife-fighting or combat shooter-training Pat. His lawyer either hates him, or Pat's his favorite client. Well, when he loses, he's going to enjoy prison.

We can only imagine how much worse Rick is behind closed doors. Oh, how I wish we could see it. Alas.

 

[NaggotFigger]

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Be fat, do crime.

The aesthetic that fits Fatrick the most is Fatcore, Cowardcore, Tacky, Prisoncore and JudgeHoldencore. I think the last one speaks for itself, especially having Fat Rick and Judge Holden in one space.

 

[TouchFluffyTail]

Be fat, do crime.

I think being subjected to his retarded tweets and pig-face is probably some kind of crime against humanity, but alas I never went to law school. Maybe a juris doctor can chime in (that's a different kind of doctor than the one Patrick needs to see for his high blood pressure, child)

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

JudgeHoldencore

morelike cored by judge holden; nothing left but the outer shell (which will still weigh substantially more than the gas giants combined)

 

[The Taco Santo!]

Mr. Toadlinson is always ready to repel invading stalker-childs:

 

[Uncle Buck]

Mr. Toadlinson is always ready to repel invading stalker-childs:
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For accuracy, he should have a spray paint can in one hand and a balloon in the other.

 

[McMitch]

I had a dream last night that Fatrick was at an event I was also attending. Granted, this wasn’t the pig monster hauling 100 pounds of solidified necrotic fat in his beer gut of today, but the (very) pudgy pig man from the start of Covid. I kept trying to be nice because being a dick from the outset wouldn’t have been funny: comparing him favorably to the people around us, which they took offense to because they knew.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Actually let him have this one. Highway driving in the US is downright horrific because so many people don't know how to get up to speed. I have many a horrid memory of driving up and down I-65 and catching people going 65 in a 75 in the fucking passing lane. Worst I've ever seen was 55 in a 75 with nobody in front. Just slow cruising for the love of the game.

The left lane is for passing, the right is for cruising, and you get up to speed on the entrance ramp.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

I find the shoulder can be perfect at 80 MPH, sometimes you can hit a hitchhiker or begging bum.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Mr. Toadlinson is always ready to repel invading stalker-childs:
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Can't get rid of the neck, made sure to add his P90. Increased the weight from my old one since he's even fatter since then. Width of the cheeks do hide his ears. Added bovine eyes since there's no pig eyes yet. Skin under the belly is lighter than the top since it will never see the sun.

 

[LonesomeDud]

No one here would swat Fatrick. They roll him in on that witness stand and those pepperoni sweat smells are gonna hit you hard. You ever just look at a guy in a photo and you know he doesn't put on deodorant well?

 

[Waifu Denier]

There is a fat lane though

The fat lane is the HOV lane because Rick counts as three people by himself.

 

[NaggotFigger]

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Can't get rid of the neck, made sure to add his P90. Increased the weight from my old one since he's even fatter since then. Width of the cheeks do hide his ears. Added bovine eyes since there's no pig eyes yet. Skin under the belly is lighter than the top since it will never see the sun.

I’m not sorry.