If I threw a bottle of shit at your car while we met eye to eye on the freeway what would you do?

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and if you say anything other than nothing then i just know you are lying you dirty ass shit covered nigger
 
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peachlover669 said:
but you know deep down that didn't happen. you think to yourself "well atleast my reddit friends know the REAL story" but you know in your heart its not true. you watched in dismay as i pulled off at the next mcdonalds to buy a big mac, something that YOU could not afford. you may think your okay but your car will never be the same and so too will your psyche never be whole.
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How am I seeing the whites of your eyes on these freeways?
You not in a car?
You just standing there?
I’d be scared for you; you WILL be run over. Then you’ll be shit covered and dead.
In Conclusion, I win.
 
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I would make a very angry post about it on reddit, claiming I reported your vehicle to the cops and saw you get pulled over and arrested on the side of the freeway and how the police personally thanked me for the tip.
 
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Nice Comoesta said:
How am I seeing the whites of your eyes on these freeways?
You not in a car?
You just standing there?
I’d be scared for you; you WILL be run over. Then you’ll be shit covered and dead.
In Conclusion, I win.
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You are in a mercedes benz 190sl with the canopy rolled down whilst im riding on a modified moped, when i chuck the jar of fetid shit (aged for 2 weeks in sunshine) at your windshield it barely clips behind it flying towards your face and hitting with such force that the jar shatters thus spilling hot dookie (i steamed the jar before getting onto the highway) all over you and your leather interior.

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I would make a very angry post about it on reddit, claiming I reported your vehicle to the cops and saw you get pulled over and arrested on the side of the freeway and how the police personally thanked me for the tip.
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but you know deep down that didn't happen. you think to yourself "well atleast my reddit friends know the REAL story" but you know in your heart its not true. you watched in dismay as i pulled off at the next mcdonalds to buy a big mac, something that YOU could not afford. you may think your okay but your car will never be the same and so too will your psyche never be whole.
 
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peachlover669 said:
but you know deep down that didn't happen. you think to yourself "well atleast my reddit friends know the REAL story" but you know in your heart its not true. you watched in dismay as i pulled off at the next mcdonalds to buy a big mac, something that YOU could not afford. you may think your okay but your car will never be the same and so too will your psyche never be whole.
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I got my updoots and thats all that matters.
 
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Honestly? I'd be impressed you managed to fill a bottle with shit, and ponder how you accomplished that feat. Was there some kind of rube goldbergesque contraption cobbled together out of a funnel and a potato masher? Did you just brute force it via your hands like some crayon muncher and make a huge poopy mess? Did you just plug the bottle into yourself after modifying your diet to make transfer easier? The whole idea is baffling. Also I'd follow you home, and poop on your lawn later out of respect.
 
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