Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 18.8%

  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.2%

  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 91 27.2%

  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 54 16.1%

  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 123 36.7%
  • Total voters
    335
AltisticRight said:
Definitely. She held off.
If I were to guess, Skelly got violent with his wife and children, and maybe Ape too. He did claim that he "fucked Ape's fish basket for 3 hours" and "made her bleed a lot". Does that sound like normal intercourse to anyone? Bleeding?
Keanu held up well against the panel of 5 Diddleverse barrel scum. She doesn't strike me as someone who's manipulative. She's way too simple to scheme like that.
"Huh I'll just throw something ambiguous out there and then pretend I slipped, and hold back". Nah.
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My theories:

1. It is something about April that she vented to Keanu about

Probably the least likely of the bunch. She seemed to have no issue disclosing text messages and calling Nick out for how he treated her.

2. It is something that Aaron told her about Nick's treatment of Kayla.

Slightly more possible, but there is little to stop her from talking about this. It is known that Aaron has Keanu on his side (or at least nuetral) and then talking is not anything to protect.

3. It is about something one of Nick or Kayla's parents' witnessed. Or maybe even the nanny. Less probably the pastor or homeschooling coordinator at rhe church.

This is more probable, especially if Keanu was tagged into Aaron's communications with Dan Sletta that are highly suspected, but never confirmed.

IDF said:
We still have 6 months to go and he hasn't even stopped to catch his breath. Imagine the possibilities.

"A kilonova is a powerful astronomical event that occurs when two neutron stars or a neutron star and a black hole merge. It's a brief but very bright flash of electromagnetic radiation, much brighter than a nova, hence the name "kilonova" (meaning "1000 nova")."
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It bothers my autism that 'super' in 'supernova' does not conform to the standard metric prefix structure. I enjoy thr fun fact, though!
 
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Nick found some time in his busy schedule of huffing nitrous and malding to follow an alleged 18-year-old OnlyFans whore on Instagram.
Both her accounts are private.
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The account in her bio:
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HodgePodgeRogerDodger said:
Ralph is really just a gamble on if it’ll be a whimper or a bang to end his story.
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He starts years loud and burns out quickly, If we had lolcow of the month, he might be getting few of those per year, but overall I don't believe he can out milk Nick .

Considering how people (myself included) mistook LOTY as mod run thing not community, Josh will be getting a lot of shit from people complaining about lack of Nick this year. Which in a way is also funny.
 
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N1bbaN3rd said:
I'm catching up at 1.5 speed.
It's going to take them all night to get through the seethe stream, isn't it?
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they rushed through a week of idubbbz losing creator clash and being a cuckold just to get to nick. i'm still waiting 2 weeks for the KING DAVE segment. literally my favorite, favorite guy they ever talk about. king dave is so fucking cozy because he doesn't really do anything wrong, he's just kind of a loser but he's not fucking kids or anything.
 
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arc minsk said:
that shit is so fucking stupid that it still makes me laugh. it's the perfect level of retarded. funniest thing nick did in years but only because other people put it into the context it belongs.
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I am pretty sure "... more like legal dicksucker" came from Ralph. He is much more organically funny than Nick.
 
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Himedall All-seeing Waifu said:
It bothers my autism that 'super' in 'supernova' does not conform to the standard metric prefix structure. I enjoy thr fun fact, though!
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I've got some more bad news, I'm afraid...

There's also a hypernova.

Balldo's Gate said:
That looks like an obvious bot account to me.

Oof. What is Rekieta doing?
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Thinking with his broken dick, and not his shriveled brain.

EDIT: And also, not like a married man, as usual.
 
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Swole McPole said:
Perhaps I'm wrong? Because I was never a fan, I just don't see any appeal in him at all. Kiwi women? Does Rekieta have any attractive characteristics? Even if you don't find him attractive, do you have friends who would fall for his charms?
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I tuned in to Nick around the beginning of Weeb Wars and I would say his only charm was how he (at the time) spoke about his wife. He said he would never have her on the show because he didn't want to expose her to the negative aspects of the internet. He wouldn't even say her name because he claimed to respect and value her privacy.

In the beginning, he spoke very consistently on the value of fidelity, pointing out how things like sharing nudes outside your marriage were unacceptable breaches of marital intimacy - and at the time, it seemed like a genuinely held belief.

He praised her efforts in their family, particularly as a homeschooling mother. In his conversations with Drexel, Nick was the man who proved that marriages could work and make both parties happy.

His charm was never his looks or his humor or anything else - it was just that he could put on the facade of someone who treated their wife very well. And, oh boy, has that facade crumbled!
 
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ShinyStar said:
His charm was never his looks or his humor or anything else - it was just that he could put on the facade of someone who treated their wife very well. And, oh boy, has that facade crumbled!
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rekieta also had the steeltoe and darksydephil effect. they were consistent. they did 5 shows a week, same time, every day and he was a late night show for night owls where it was just FM radio topical bullshit. nothing else is really on at midnight that isn't full of commercials or just general normie shit. he would say faggot and retard during the tranny wars when literally everything was getting banned from everything.
 
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Captain Manning said:
HOWEVER, there is a huge swath of grey between feminism and ultra misogyny, and Nick leans really hard towards the latter.
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Well, obviously. I was mostly laughing because Aaron isn't exactly a paragon of feminism. Say whatever you want about Aaron, but he's got a pretty problematic about women. (See his OP.)

It's fine. Aaron has moments of honesty, and his redemption arc seems real. Crossing fingers.
 
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