Dragon Age: The Veilguard - A woke disaster? Yep!

Are u woke enough for this game?

  • Hell yeah, I want play it with my wife's son

    Votes: 169 9.4%

  • Nope, I need to suck more girlcock first

    Votes: 389 21.7%

  • Yasss, I identify as an autistic dwarf of color

    Votes: 376 21.0%

  • Nah, I rather play Fallout76

    Votes: 855 47.8%
  • Total voters
    1,790
I feel that they are also projecting.

If you look at many of these people's profiles and their real-life posts, many are socially maladjusted due to autism, laziness, low IQ, or a combination of any or all three. Unfortunately, they never seek help because their social media feeds glorify these traits as unique, awesome, the next step of human evolution, etc so instead they languish in the joy of being a victim of oppression.

So, they shouldn't be sacked if they didn't show up for work or do work in a shitty matter, because they are UNIQUE and a VICTIM, so how dare these bosses. Ergo, capitalists bad, socialists good, because in their mindset, socialism = everything they want gets handed to them for free and without any effort on their part.

Therefore, when Weekes and friends get sacked for being shitty writers, their wiring kicks in. HOW DARE CORPOS! BAD! BAD! BAD!

Plus, many worship Weekes because to them, he created and perfected Solas all on his own, and Solas is their life and god because they want really badly to be an elf princess and not whoever they are in real life. Defend Weekes at all cost!
 
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BlankSpaceBaby said:
I feel that they are also projecting.

If you look at many of these people's profiles and their real-life posts, many are socially maladjusted due to autism, laziness, low IQ, or a combination of any or all three. Unfortunately, they never seek help because their social media feeds glorify these traits as unique, awesome, the next step of human evolution, etc so instead they languish in the joy of being a victim of oppression.
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this really is one of the worst consequences of the internet, instead of these people realizing they are the weird ones and working on fixing themselves they now find a group just like them and if there's a whole group just like them then they clearly can't be weird...

BlankSpaceBaby said:
Plus, many worship Weekes because to them, he created and perfected Solas all on his own, and Solas is their life and god because they want really badly to be an elf princess and not whoever they are in real life. Defend Weekes at all cost!
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i still don't get how Solas, an old, bald, anti-social autist is such a big romance option for women or trannies. actually writing it out maybe it does make sense for the new crowd dragon age has gained...
 
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Weekes retweeted this on his BlueSky:

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I guess this means he's now no longer a man, but a "masc-presenting non-binary" that will soon infringe on women spaces to claim female privileges!
 
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Ooh had this been posted? If yes, I apologize, but interesting possible Dread Wolf plot pieced together by the artwork in the official art book before it got Veilguard-ed.

Trigger warning: content creator was a Taash enjoyer and Weekes apologist, and you have to sit through nonsense related to these two topics.

TL; DW:
- Calpernia is meant to be a companion, reluctantly aiding Rook after her team was betrayed by Reva (Solas's #2) and her team mates were massacred by Reva and Solas.
- Taash was initially meant to be a "walk in two worlds" character based on description in the book, not some non-binary twat.
- Rook is meant to be have 3 advisors in this game: Isabela, Dorian, Morrigan.
- Possible Act 1 - the Divine called an Exalted March, Rook and team went to infiltrate Tevinter, Dorian assisted, vs Calpernia and remnant Venatoris until Reva attacks them all with Solas making a dramatic appearance to steal the red lyrium statue for themselves.
- Possible Act 2 - Solas and Reva instigated a war between Tevinter and Seheron, for the purpose of luring them into a massive battlefield where Solas can kill them all in a blood ritual to further his plan in some way. Meanwhile, dwarves flee their underground strongholds. Rook and team have a few ways to go about this act (side with one, try to convince both that they are being manipulated by Solas) but in the end, Solas will succeed in a way.
- The HQ was meant to be a "Dumat submarine", not a lame lighthouse.
- Possible Act 3 - Rook in the Fade, assisted by the one left behind in the previous game. This person left behind will be affected by the way time is warped in the Fade, so I imagine either they age a lot or they don't age? We'll never know unless we see the scripts of the first draft. Meanwhile, the two Elven gods are free, blight unleashed.
- Possible Act 4 - The Hero of Ferelden makes an appearance, likely having found the cure for the Calling. Rescue the Grey Wardens from the effects of the elven gods, and the guy making this video speculate that the Grey Wardens are meant to be the key players in this act.

Ending choices, based on artworl:
- Rook is bonded to Solas, dies as he goes about his merry way.
- Solas tranquilizes himself to trap the tainted Fade within him.
- Solas tranquilizes the Elven god and also himself for the same purpose as previous.
- Solas happily restores the elven souls to spirits and they all depart to the Black City in the Fade, restoring the elven empire of old while leaving Thedas to fend for itself against the blight
- Solas exiles himself into the Fade like the ending we see in Veilguard.
 
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BlankSpaceBaby said:
Weekes retweeted this on his BlueSky:

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I guess this means he's now no longer a man, but a "masc-presenting non-binary" that will soon infringe on women spaces to claim female privileges!
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Setting: Women and non-binary folx in gaming conference
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"....so yeah we totally forgot about the Titans until the end of development. I said, I said well we've got a dwarf companion, we'll just lore dump it all in her 5 minute companion quest. And get this, they defeat the corrupted titan, who looks like the companion, with the power of friendship and compassion. Easy peasy lemon squizy, heh. I'm telling you, it'll be the next Baldur's gate 3 by bio- eh, Larian studios."
 
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It makes me just wish BioWare would release the black codex, let’s see what the setting’s planned cosmology looks like-that which hasn’t been explained anyway.

But yeah, BioWare is just not salvageable at this point.
 
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Bioware should have just focused on Anthem being the customizable Ironman suit fantasy gameplay instead of this garbage. Imagine anthem if it had Battlefield environment interactivity with a variety of builds that suited various "power" fantasies.

They ruined an IP instead with garbage writing while touting the 'gameplay'. Nigger...just focus on a game that's main selling point was the gameplay instead of ruining a story based game with such garbage gameplay it actually made me angry to play. Fuck these niggers.
 
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Trespasser basically hints at the answer before DAV spells out. Elves in dragon age are basically incarnated spirits. They are a race of Coles.

That is ethereal beings that became tangible. In doing so, they irreparably fucked up the world.

If BioWare wanted people to see DA elves as an allegory for racism, well they certainly did a piss poor job.
 
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It doesn't matter, though, it will get its minuscule audience that it deserves.

I'm surprised Gaider hadn't thrown Weekes a boner and hire him. Maybe he did and Weekes rejected because he wanted better things for himself? Hmm.
 
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Honestly name a fantasy franchise more fucked than DA. Nothing comes close, not even LOTR and Rings of Power, as horrible as that is.
 
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Honestly name a fantasy franchise more fucked than DA. Nothing comes close, not even LOTR and Rings of Power, as horrible as that is.
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Does The Last of Us count, LOL. That is another self-inflicted kill shot when Druckmann kicked out the people that made Naughty Dog's games good so that he can claim credit for everything... only to shit the bed hard because he has a fetish for muscular hateful bitches, Anita Sarkeesian, and lesbians making out for his progressive voyeurism.
 
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I have genocided the knife-ears after cucking that one simp as a berserker spirit warrior gigachad.

Man, it is so fucking satisfying to have double haste and vulnerability + affliction hex boosted melee damage in Origins
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the only way Dragon Age can survive if the IP was sold to another studio and then just de-canonized everything after trespasser
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preferably everything after origins
 
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Just what is with all these voice actors and their love to show off their asses in public? Is having a sense of entitlement where success is concerned a requirement to be a voice actor?

Perhaps AI is the future for voice acting. At least they won't be whining about how every time their game fails, it's because of the chuds/Gamergate/MAGA/toxic white males/review bombing, etc.
 
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