Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 21.6%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.4%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 28.0%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 45 15.2%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 100 33.8%

  • Total voters
    296
Nick found some time in his busy schedule of huffing nitrous and malding to follow an alleged 18-year-old OnlyFans whore on Instagram.
Now, while I’m not one to throw out unsubstantiated allegations, Imma just make another notch in the “KINDA PEDO SUS THINGS NICK DOES” column and point out that she looks fucking YOUNG. Ignore the tits and she looks like a 13-14 year old.

Hmmm? What’s this? Those notches sure are starting to stack up!
 
Nick found some time in his busy schedule of huffing nitrous and malding to follow an alleged 18-year-old OnlyFans whore on Instagram.
Yeah these are totally not just fake catfish scam accounts run by Indians praying on lonely men to trick into giving them money

Remember Mandy? Nick's already a Mark for catfishes
 
A few people mentioned that (never ending) meme with the lady angrily yelling at table cat, someone even posted that meme plus a screenshot from the arrestiversary stream that kind of mirrored it, a few pages back now, or maybe 50. I decided to finally just do the needful:
Kiki Won.webp
Would have preferred to find a rage face Nick with his mouth open wide screaming, but he tends to only open wide when he’s making gross faces while over sharing about his sex life or his favorite rape anime. Didn’t find anything right off the bat so went with the best image that came up when I searched one of my folders with the terms “angry” & “ rage.” It works well enough for the angry lady yelling at table cat meme.

I’ve really got to clean up my sektur folders, they’ve got too much in them & need to be divided by subject & probably paired down a little for some subjects. Found about 3 unfinished Nick gifs & a Gunt gif I forgot about, so it’s definitely time for Spring Meme Cleaning.
 
Holy shit!

Elb's latest upload is fucking cringe...


TL;DW, Citizen M/@SaddamLanza called into Podawful's show.

Highlights include him saying that he can't leave the Dabbleverse because it is his "religion," and that he would only say Nick lost if people all agree Melton won.

Melton's personality cult is almost as bad as Rekieta's.

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How long into the KC rekieta seethe session was it before the gino-soundalike came on? I lost my place because kick sucks ass for watching vods while they're still live in general.

edit: plz, I don't wanna have to comb through 5+ hours of rekieta seethe to try to find where I was again.
Editx2: nevermind, found it. I'm retarded.
 
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TL;DW, Citizen M/@SaddamLanza called into Podawful's show.
Given his track record and that of his collaborators like Doom (the paid Melton clipper), I am afraid they are going to go extra hard after @elb now. I hope not, but those guys fucking hate women already and Elissa spotlighting M’s humiliation won’t endear her to them.
 
I tuned in to Nick around the beginning of Weeb Wars and I would say his only charm was how he (at the time) spoke about his wife. He said he would never have her on the show because he didn't want to expose her to the negative aspects of the internet. He wouldn't even say her name because he claimed to respect and value her privacy.

In the beginning, he spoke very consistently on the value of fidelity, pointing out how things like sharing nudes outside your marriage were unacceptable breaches of marital intimacy - and at the time, it seemed like a genuinely held belief.

He praised her efforts in their family, particularly as a homeschooling mother. In his conversations with Drexel, Nick was the man who proved that marriages could work and make both parties happy.

His charm was never his looks or his humor or anything else - it was just that he could put on the facade of someone who treated their wife very well. And, oh boy, has that facade crumbled!
Like everything he says, all of that stuff was either a half-truth, exaggeration, weasel worded, or lie by omission. Kayla taught one of the subjects in their communal "home-schooling" program, which is honestly barely home-schooling. It's more like an independent school. Nick taught a subject as well until they realized he was an unwashed disheveled child abusing alchoholic drug addicted lying pervert, and asked him to leave and stay away from the homeschooling program. Kayla, by her own admission is a terrible mother who did absolutely nothing and talked about how Nick did everything for the kids and the household. Kayla is unemployed, and Nick "works" from home, and they still needed a nanny to do everything around the house and for the kids. Even basic things like grocery shopping. The whole image of a perfect trad marriage and household was honestly just part of Nick's brand and image, but it was bullshit. Kayla is a non-functional basket case who is sedated by pills and stuff like kratom or shit like that all day, and Nick is and alchoholic drug addicted wreck with no proper sleep schedual or routine. He would wake up at like 4pm. Nick Rekieta is also just a terrible father. He blatantly resents his children and gives them horrible life advice like telling them to pursue their dreams of being a professional Youtuber. There's also the fact that he either gave his daughter cocaine or left cocaine out around his children enough that his 9 year old daughter tested positive for regular cocaine use. The nanny basically raised those kids and kept that household functional for years, and now Nick is slandering her and accusing her of some very serious things, and trying to ruin her career prospects and public image. It was all a lie. He sold everyone a bunch of absolutely bullshit lies from the beginning. He was inspired to start his interned career by Diddler Dax Herrera. That's the first red flag.
 
I wasn’t fully buying into the whippet thing but the clips they’re playing right now on the casino have sold me on it
I think the biggest tell is the simplest one: his voice doesn't otherwise experience sudden changes when he's on-camera. It's really, really fucking sussy that the deep, wobbly voice always follows a period of time off-screen, and that it happens in clusters, almost like an addict abusing something... There was also one occurrence during the most recent stream where he came back being downright braindead, babbling something about 'saying the same things as Keanu' to which she could only reply with a '...what?' and even his clarification was stuttered and stumbled through until his mush-brain finally caught up. If someone showed that level of cognitive impairment while 'sober' I'd think they were having a stroke. Legitimately.
 
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Noticed this while watching a Meme Copium stream VOD from a few days ago and didn't see it mentioned in here, seemed worth a mention. Feel free to ⏰ if I'm just retarded.
"That [Aaron's squeezing of April] absolutely can be abuse, but it's not like he's beating her. It's not like Aaron...how do I say this...it's not like Aaron is hitting someone in the back of the head with a keyboard because they're being too noisy"
Yeah that was pretty specific. I wonder if that’s one of the things Drex told him.
 
I think the biggest tell is the simplest one: his voice doesn't otherwise experience sudden changes when he's on-camera. It's really, really fucking sussy that the deep, wobbly voice always follows a period of time off-screen, and tends to haopen in clusters, almost like an addict is abusing something... There was also one occurrence on the most recent stream where he was downright braindead and babbled something about 'saying the same things as Keanu' to which she could only reply with a '...what?' If someone showed that level of cognitive impairment while 'sober' I'd think they were having a stroke.
I genuinely can't think of any other reason for him to turn his camera off for 15-30 seconds every few minutes while in a heated argument other than doing drugs. Like even being "generous", there's really no other explanation.

Has anyone posted this yet? I thought his reaction was funny and weird!

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Holy shit that's funny.
 
I find it amusing that after he leaves the stream the first time, he chooses to stay seething and keep listening to them while allegedly driving. That's some terminally online behavior right there bro

off topic question: did nick ever say if he asked his daughter how the coke got into her system? the way he props her up as a smart girl who's aware enough to let them know the nanny is slamming whiskey in their bedroom, I doubt she just said "I dunno".
 
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