The Australian totalitarian megathread - She won't be right mate.

[Moss Monster]

I just want the place my family has built to be nice. That's it, and yet it's too much to ask.

 

[get_ur_gamon]

I just want the place my family has built to be nice. That's it, and yet it's too much to ask.

It's genuinely terrifying that major corporations view pajeets as the ideal population. Willing to work long hours for no money, willing to live in slums and obedient. No wonder every major news networks begs us to import them by the thousand.

And the consequences for the rest of us? Shit like this. Gang warfare, terror attacks, grooming gangs, all now part of the new normal. Look at the way they dress. All wear those shitty tracksuits and Gucci bags with the red strap. The same as the nigs we have here in the UK. The collective nigger hivemind. Spreading destruction wherever they go.

 

[Alkor]

Apparently this nigger is already on bail and we're all going to lose access to the real Aussie knoif because of him
Awesome country

Nek minute they start raiding granny's cutlery drawer and the response expands to true Bri'ish shit like:




The bail thing reminds me of this gem from 2005:

 

[supremeautismo]

> Live in penal cony
> Get stabbed

 

[Clout $ Monei]

That's not a knife...
This is a knife an illegal machete.

 

[RatCake]

Victoria banning machetes (A) in response to yesterday's hijinks.

Spoiler: Melbourne (2026)

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I guess construction equipment and hammers are gonna make a comeback until they regulate that too lmao

 

[RatCake]

It's genuinely terrifying that major corporations view pajeets as the ideal population. Willing to work long hours for no money, willing to live in slums and obedient. No wonder every major news networks begs us to import them by the thousand.

And the consequences for the rest of us? Shit like this. Gang warfare, terror attacks, grooming gangs, all now part of the new normal. Look at the way they dress. All wear those shitty tracksuits and Gucci bags with the red strap. The same as the nigs we have here in the UK. The collective nigger hivemind. Spreading destruction wherever they go.

Afaik, correct me if im wrong. Pajeets aren't conducting gang warfare like this. Arabs are the ones typically conducting grooming gangs. And blacks dont even fucking work, they demand free handouts without working hard for it. But I could be wrong. That's just my general observation.

 

[get_ur_gamon]

Afaik, correct me if im wrong. Pajeets aren't conducting gang warfare like this. Arabs are the ones typically conducting grooming gangs. And blacks dont even fucking work, they demand free handouts without working hard for it. But I could be wrong. That's just my general observation.

Pakistani grooming gangs. I guess that's what I meant. I know pajeets and pakis are 2 different things but we get a lot of trouble with both. I suppose I should be greatful that Hindu's aren't constantly driving into christmas markets because we don't bathe in open sewage.

 

[Mr Clark]

Its just a move from controlled to prohibited weapon.

Penalty is higher (who cares) but cuts off supply.

Not that they paid Bunnings for a machete. They were always stolen or ordered online.

Only done to be seen doing something.

 

[wrangled tard]

How about we ban niggers, pakis and pajeets instead ?

90% of them are burmese, I've literally never encountered an indian one.

 

[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

> African

> Machete


Dude it's just their culture.

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

Suffah Angloids. You did it to yourselves.

Get fucked I dindu nuffin.

I thought Northland was in the nice part of town? It’s been a few years but when I lived in west Melbourne we were thick with Somalis and Arabs. It’s really insane the amount of immigrants and minorities that live in that city.

Always been a shit hole. Highpoint is Knifepoint and Northland is Knifeland, has been for decades.

The weirdest part to me is…why do it at a crowded mall instead of a deserted park in the middle of the night? The option they picked just leads to being interrupted by the coppers before they can culturally enrich the rival gang. Makes me wonder if someone with an agenda to ban knives slid the gang leaders some cash to arrange this chimpout…

Nah they're just being niggers. Shopping centres have been nigger turf for a long time. Where else are they going to mill about talking about their futures as doctors and lawyers?

Ah, classic idiot politician maneuver, almost as if it's on purpose. Don't punish the criminals. Just ban their tools. Gotta damage the societal fabric as much as possible with each master stroke.

I hate to say this but women have no place being in charge of society. They make retarded decisions based on fee fees. We need to regress back to the 60s before they shit the bed beyond the point of no return.

Nek minute they start raiding granny's cutlery drawer and the response expands to true Bri'ish shit like:

"The interim sale ban will cover machetes, which are broadly described as a cutting edge knife with a blade of more than 20 centimetres. The interim sale ban does not include knives primarily used in kitchens."

You can go buy a prepaid credit card from the local servo and order a big fucking Cold Steel tanto from Extact. Too easy.

 

[BrightonAndHoveAlbion]

90% of them are burmese, I've literally never encountered an indian one.

All pakis to me mate.

 

[Detective Carey]

I for one am a bit saddened the Aussies don't have a delightfully whimsical name for machetes, like choppies or something.

 

[Salt_Merchant]

this decision stinks of a government whos been weak on crime (specifically youth crime) whove just had a brazenly appalling public display of violence perpetrated on their watch, so they are desperate to be seen to be doing something

its been illegal to possess a machette without a valid reason in the peoples republic for years. if you get pulled over in suburban melbourne and the police officer notices you have a machete on your back seat youd best hope you can produce your purchasing receipt because your heading home from bunnings having just purchased it or you better flop out your cert 3 in arboriculture because if you dont its up to the polices discretion to decide if your reason for possesing it is valid.

rural is of course a completely different kettle of fish.

this will change exactly 0 things in regards to youth crime, they will simply buy the 39cm blade length machetes now, or move to things like axes.

but dearest leader can now be seen to be doing something

 

[Troon Whisperer]

The solution to youth crime is to banish them to Gina's mines on their first offence.

 

[Pork Wellington]

Heard that the premier wants to ban machetes because some future doctors chimped the fuck out.
I've got a one.
Use it to get kindling for firewood from the bush.
It's super useful for winter.
Try to come take it faggots.

I have an extra rusty one next to my bedside table. I haven't had to use it. I hope I don't ever have to. The way kids are carrying on nowadays, if the time comes, you better play for keeps.

 

[paperwork]

I get bored, uneducated, un-nurtured, drunk or drugged up hormonal territorial youths getting into a fierce brawl but why a shopping center? like why not a park or a street or a parking lot? why do they gotta do this shit around noncombatants and ruin their lives? dick heads.

 

[GradeAGobbleDeeGook]

I get bored, uneducated, un-nurtured, drunk or drugged up hormonal territorial youths getting into a fierce brawl but why a shopping center? like why not a park or a street or a parking lot? why do they gotta do this shit around noncombatants and ruin their lives? dick heads.

they quite literally do NOT care, not even one bit
you might be able to get one of their mums to guilt them into some shame but that doesnt mean they care

 

[ddlloo]

Only done to be seen doing something.

When announcing it she stated a half dozen times that it was the first such ban in Australia and seemingly believed that was a good thing and she should be lauded for it. Which is sickening in a multitude of ways.