Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Rei is Shit.]

Has anyone posted this yet? I thought his reaction was funny and weird!

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His reaction coupled with that godawful joker painting is just

 

[East_Clintwood]

Melton's personality cult is almost as bad as Rekieta's.

Honestly I think Melton's are worse. For all his current sins, Nick was once a big streamer so I can see how people who got way too invested in him might still be due to sunk cost fallacy and shit. Don't get me wrong I think they're retarded but I can at least see how it happened.

Mapton meanwhile is, was and always will be nothing more than a disgusting fat greasy nonce who sexualises kids while hardcore a-logging a random internet radio host. How people can get so insanely invested in someone so fucking disgusting and worthless genuinely baffles me.

 

[Goku 1000000 O]

His reaction coupled with that godawful joker painting is just
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The smug Depp next to him is also ironic. I always interpret it as laughing at Nick.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Aaron and Melton streaming has completely stripped Nick of his Dabbleverse alog Audience. He can barely hit 900, and it's only Tuesday! The numbers nosedive through week.

His numbers are becoming apocalyptic

 

[Vibralldo]

If you superchat Nick 30$ on his steam and ask something like “Nick, tell us something about April”
Nick will just act confused, and say there isn’t much to talk about and move on.

I think Nick's retarded enough to think that the PO is only watching his streams

 

[genericwhitemale]

Watched the Keanu vs Nick argument after putting it off for several days. It's eerily similar to the PPP vs Diddler Dax argument in 2020, where the small timer joins mostly in bad faith without really having a particular argument, but the point is to just wind up their much bigger, smug, arrogant opponent until they drop the forced facade and just get irrationally angry and embarrass themselves. Not even a pyritic victory, just knowing where your strengths and your opponent's weaknesses lie.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Imagine trying to turn your cuck into the scapegoat when you literally did everything he did, including him!

 

[StannisTheMannis]

Honestly I think Melton's are worse. For all his current sins, Nick was once a big streamer so I can see how people who got way too invested in him might still be due to sunk cost fallacy and shit. Don't get me wrong I think they're retarded but I can at least see how it happened.

Mapton meanwhile is, was and always will be nothing more than a disgusting fat greasy nonce who sexualises kids while hardcore a-logging a random internet radio host. How people can get so insanely invested in someone so fucking disgusting and worthless genuinely baffles me.

MAPton's 'fanbase' is essentially a refugee camp for former fans of other podcasts who got called out by normal fans of said podcasts for being parasocial internet weirdos, hence the general trait of a MAPtonite tending to be inclined to unrestrained gay ops and petty revenge because in their mind, the target 'deserves it'. He attracts people who overindulge, whether it be in online smut or calories.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Melton was once again sniping Steel Toe without being onscreen so that he and his pedophile fans could have their own hugbox chat. Some select messages:



I love that Melton thinks trying to get Aaron’s ex-wife on the show is some beyond the pale action no one would ever believe he would do.

 

[Vibralldo]

he should DEFINITELY do more karaoke streams, and he should do self-help streams and lifestyle/advice streams. he should definitely tell the world more about his life and sing in front of the camera more.

It's obvious that trial streaming isn't working and there's no reason to not finally make his show about relationships and sex like he always wanted

 

[Grotesque Bushes]

The Kandiyohi Cuckold

Ding ding ding ding

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

Nick is fighting the body cam footage so hard NOT because he is worried people see he lives in a pigpen BUT because everyone is going to see his dildo collection from smallest to LARGEST.
There should be a gambling pool on what colours his dildos are. ( I say Black and Rainbow )

I hope there was a glow-in-the-dark one under the bed, so that when the cops shone a flashlight down there, it was just faintly glowing and shimmering like the ghost of Nick's manhood.

 

[L Ghia]

Watching Nick right now. He definitely tweaks on those prescription drugs. There's no other BS explanation for how much he jitters around all over the place.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Watching Nick right now. He definitely tweaks on those prescription drugs. There's no other BS explanation for how much he jitters around all over the place.

Just goes to show Nick is lying when he says he has ADHD. If he did, Adderall would calm him down.

 

[fggt_mcdckface]

He’s cooked.
Bring out the bodycam.

 

[Trans Randy]

I just wanted to get a thing of my chest - even though I'm probably far from the first to mention it.
When Nick, unprompted, said "my nanny gave my 11-year old kid alcohol", it gave me the creeps.
Because with any other e-liar, I'd just assume they were making shit up to make the Nanny sound as awful as possible.
But knowing Nick and his psychopathic "I'll just out-manipulate everyone with my 9000 Lawyer IQ" mindset, to me it just screams: He, Kayla or any of their Qover fuckbuddies gave their kids liquor, and he is preemptively pinning it on the Nanny in case it's ever brought up.

Lock him up ASAP.

 

[Sloppa]

I just wanted to get a thing of my chest - even though I'm probably far from the first to mention it.
When Nick, unprompted, said "my nanny gave my 11-year old kid alcohol", it gave me the creeps.
Because with any other e-liar, I'd just assume they were making shit up to make the Nanny sound as awful as possible.
But knowing Nick and his psychopathic "I'll just out-manipulate everyone with my 9000 Lawyer IQ" mindset, to me it just screams: He, Kayla or any of their Qover fuckbuddies gave their kids liquor, and he is preemptively pinning it on the Nanny in case it's ever brought up.

Lock him up ASAP.

I have a really sick, worried suspicion that the kids were involved with their activities.

 

[CruelGermanGirl]

Keanu missed the obvious line - ""You red bro?"

 

[Fapcop]

Aaron and Melton streaming has completely stripped Nick of his Dabbleverse alog Audience. He can barely hit 900, and it's only Tuesday! The numbers nosedive through week.

His numbers are becoming apocalyptic

Good point. His organic support has basically cratered.

Yeah, there’s a handful of hardcore retards left from back in the day, but at least half his audience are either hate watching or MAPs in it for the drama.

And his current trajectory will make it even worse. I see a couple of funny “Welp I’m out! This is WEIRD!” Posts on his Twitter/YT comments.

 

[Chazzed Up]

I’ve said it before, but there is some weird kind of black magic that seems to take a hold of Nick whenever MAPton aka “nobody likes AoC laws” is streaming.

Nick solo streams have been cringe and dull, but he hasn’t really completely destroyed anything. But whenever he’s on Melton streams, he completely loses control and always makes himself look like a complete retard. Like every single time.

If you superchat Nick 30$ on his steam and ask something like “Nick, tell us something about April”
Nick will just act confused, and say there isn’t much to talk about and move on.

If MaPton asks Nick to say something about April, Nick will do 20 minutes un-interrupted about tones of sordid details we never knew about. And he does it FOR FREE.

Nick controls the stage when he's solo streaming. Reading a chat gives him enough distance to frame the narrative. Someone speaking directly to him in a conversation forces an uncurated reaction in real time. He's most comfortable just doing his little soliliquies about how drugs aren't actually bad just the chemicals in your brain or whatever insane cope lol.