Cyrax / Chance J F Wilkins / Cyraxx Nation / Cyraxx / SKXRFACE / DJ Shadowblayde - From The Hills Have Eyes, infected penis, Retarded Dwarf with RAGE. Plagiarist & Liar. Failed polymath, wigger, rapper, juggalo. Grandma abuser. 3rd generation pedophile-rapist. Stuck a stylus up his ass. Sent his dick pics to a pedo hunter. + his trolls

Next time Raxx panels up I pray someone pushes about his expertise in parkour. And then proceeds to ask him about him jumping and breaking his arm, the lies about being pushed, getting expelled. Because that’s his “experience” in parkour. Lmao
 
I think you are digging too deep. He is Cyraxx. He is Chance. He is a retard stuck on a loop. Don't get too stuck in your head about psychology, otherwise, you might be a Cyraxx too.
I think you're just not properly appreciating the psychological depths of the greatest musician of our generation.
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Next time Raxx panels up I pray someone pushes about his expertise in parkour. And then proceeds to ask him about him jumping and breaking his arm, the lies about being pushed, getting expelled. Because that’s his “experience” in parkour. Lmao
Raxx will very confidently spin some bullshit and act like he whole-heartedly believes it.
 
I think the ultimate punishment for Chance would be to force him to watch every single video that he has ever made so that he could be challenged on and faced with the staggering amount of lies that he has told and the blatant hypocrisy that he practices. No ability to run away like he does on panel as soon as he is faced with the receipts. Maybe then he would see himself as we do, probably not though.

Honestly though, I don't know how anyone could face themselves after having lied about as many things as he has for as long as he has. His self-esteem must be non existent considering the fact that his only desire is external validation, which he never gets. Deep down he must know he is a worthless liar. I guess when you have no self-esteem lying to others for their validation doesn't cost you anything. Why else would he keep coming back for more and continuing with the same antics?

Perhaps understanding someone as mentally ill as he is simply isn't possible.
I always wished during times he was lying about shit on Martys stream that he would show him his earlier videos, he did it once and the midget retard just denied it, called it fake, started LALALALA-ing or making monkey noises or just ran away. He even denies the sound of silence being sang by him.

Take vacation from lolcows (you'll have to smash the mirrors in your home).
Suck my dick
 
I think the ultimate punishment for Chance would be to force him to watch every single video that he has ever made so that he could be challenged on and faced with the staggering amount of lies that he has told and the blatant hypocrisy that he practices. No ability to run away like he does on panel as soon as he is faced with the receipts. Maybe then he would see himself as we do, probably not though.

Honestly though, I don't know how anyone could face themselves after having lied about as many things as he has for as long as he has. His self-esteem must be non existent considering the fact that his only desire is external validation, which he never gets. Deep down he must know he is a worthless liar. I guess when you have no self-esteem lying to others for their validation doesn't cost you anything. Why else would he keep coming back for more and continuing with the same antics?

Perhaps understanding someone as mentally ill as he is simply isn't possible.
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I think the ultimate punishment for Chance would be to force him to watch every single video that he has ever made so that he could be challenged on and faced with the staggering amount of lies that he has told and the blatant hypocrisy that he practices
Do you really think he would going off of his past and how he acts when confronts with mountains of evidence? It would be funny to see the mental gymnastics though.
 
Do you really think he would going off of his past and how he acts when confronts with mountains of evidence? It would be funny to see the mental gymnastics though.
I think 90% of it would boil down to, "Yeah, I may have done (x,) but let's be honest!! They deserved that shit!!" Whether or not he genuinely views his time on the internet as a legacy of adversity in earnest, what would really break him would be the sheer repetition of hours and hours of denying basic reality, especially when the usual lines from his playbook start overlapping.

But again, I'm pretty sure he's either too dumb or too deep in denial to grasp the scale of his dishonesty, regardless of if it's placed in-front of him or not, because resolving either would require admitting what everyone else knows, that the past SEVEN (eight?) YEARS for him have been nothing but one extended LARP after another with 0 future prospects. And that isn't even counting the volume of personal lies he's told and bridges he's burned, which I think would be enough to break anybody after the fact, especially if it was over a 100% non-existent career.
 
But again, I'm pretty sure he's either too dumb or too deep in denial to grasp the scale of his dishonesty, regardless of if it's placed in-front of him or not, because resolving either would require admitting what everyone else knows
Most low IQ manipulators/narcissists at least know how to ACT repentant, even if it’s just a flimsy cover to save face. Literal children and retards know how to fake a sincere apology.
He’s legitimately too stupid to figure that one out. That’s why he goes from “God mode” to the sniveling, fake crying, “woe is me” act.
Victimhood is the goblin version of taking accountability. For instance, people shoving the Tibbz confession in his face- immediately gets turned into a sob story about being bullied, 7 years, muh family.
Despite saying, unprompted “I don’t want to follow in my father’s footsteps”

He’s a low IQ predator that honed his manipulation tactics exclusively on Sally. Now he’s baffled as to why the whole world doesn’t work the way 339 does. If he shouts enough Sally goes away. Why don’t these dang dirty trolls? If he says he’s a rock star she doesn’t correct him, why are these big meanies on the internet holding him back? In fact why aren’t these trolls doing his laundry!? He’s wearing the same shirt again, we better get on that.
Anyway IMO delusion implies some understanding of the world and ignoring it, whether willingly or unwillingly. I question if a 34 year old retard locked in an attic can have an understanding of the world to begin with. He reminds me of feral children, like that Jeanie girl who was locked away until she was 13 with no outside contact. They said she was mentally 5 years old with no concept of social cues, body language, speech, couldn’t even walk correctly. They have a surprising amount in common.
 
He reminds me of feral children, like that Jeanie girl who was locked away until she was 13 with no outside contact. They said she was mentally 5 years old with no concept of social cues, body language, speech, couldn’t even walk correctly. They have a surprising amount in common.
See this was probably probably proven definitively, and I could very well just be retarded, but ever since I heard the inbreeding theory for Larson, I've been wondering if maybe Cyraxx might've had a similar origin. Mostly because a lot of descriptions of Charles the 2nd specifically remind me a lot of Cyraxx, both had mandibles so deformed it affected their speech significantly, (Though Raxxy raxx has an inverse Habsburg Jaw if anything) Both experienced very premature balding, (If the maiden wig story is true) Both had crippling leg issues, a lazy eye, apparently crippling behavioral issues, ill-formed organs, the list goes on.

I don't know if people ever definitively found out whether Crispy Connie was his real mom, or if she already had COI issues, I'd heard she drank while Raxx was in utero, but I don't know if that would cause all of his defects, unless he was swimming in pabst til her water broke.
 
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See this was probably probably proven definitively, and I could very well just be retarded, but ever since I heard the inbreeding theory for Larson, I've been wondering if maybe Cyraxx might've had a similar origin.
There's not doubt that the smith family three is a messed up genealogy from roots to the top but as far I know slo' Connie and Ruppert angus raven smith are not related. It just happens that Connie was barely able to tie her shoes without help and probably had a messed family and rupee raven angus smith's family is well, we know what they are.

As Marty would have said to patrick
"Your mom's a retard and your dad's a rapist"

Mostly because of a lot of the descriptions of Charles the 2nd specifically remind me a lot of Cyraxx, both had mandibles so deformed it affected their speech significantly, (Though Raxxy raxx has an inverse Habsburg Jaw if anything) Both experienced very premature balding, (If the maiden wig story is true) Both had crippling leg issues, a lazy eye, apparently crippling behavioral issues, ill-formed organs, the list goes on.
In cyrax's case he's a result of just the worst genetics in the world, being almost dead from being very premature and the worst environment posible for a retard. And also chance being a inhuman deviant with no sense of good habits or hygiene.
I don't know if people ever definitively found out whether Crispy Connie was his real mom, or if she already had COI issues, I'd heard she drank while Raxx was in utero, but I don't know if that would cause all of his defects, unless he was swimming in pabst til her water broke.
Rupee denies that she did drugs or alcohol while pregnant but who knows, raping little girls and simply not caring about the retard you knocked up can cloud his judgement, he probably didn't keep track of that

But for cyrax's "quirks" to be result of substance abuse, she must have done drugs we can't even imagine, drink every bottle in a liquor store, and having the worst luck in life
 
**my huevos puto
I really wish on panel someone would ask him why he randomly starts trying to speak spanish just to see what he would say.
You know he probably just heard it in a movie or something, because he's the crackerest cracker to ever cracker so there is absolutely no fucking way he has any spanish ancestry. Dude is as white as sour creme, so it's always fucking gold to me when he randomly starts belting out random spanish swears he heard from a movie.
 
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See this was probably probably proven definitively, and I could very well just be retarded, but ever since I heard the inbreeding theory for Larson, I've been wondering if maybe Cyraxx might've had a similar origin. Mostly because of a lot of the descriptions of Charles the 2nd specifically remind me a lot of Cyraxx, both had mandibles so deformed it affected their speech significantly, (Though Raxxy raxx has an inverse Habsburg Jaw if anything) Both experienced very premature balding, (If the maiden wig story is true) Both had crippling leg issues, a lazy eye, apparently crippling behavioral issues, ill-formed organs, the list goes on.

I don't know if people ever definitively found out whether Crispy Connie was his real mom, or if she already had COI issues, I'd heard she drank while Raxx was in utero, but I don't know if that would cause all of his defects, unless he was swimming in pabst til her water broke.
Connie is still kind of an enigma. Basically every family member ever talked to won’t go there. God knows there’s a reason for that.
My guess? She was a mentally retarded (potentially even underage) family member that Ruple got pregnant. This became gay Bill. To keep everything quiet they let the predator and tard be together while Sally adopted Bill. Then Connie pumped out Travis and his twin brother, who they adopted out. (Apparently Raxx’s twin is surprisingly well adjusted having not lived under Sally’s roof, shocking I know)

So the offspring of generational pedophilia, a sped mom and a rapist father. Checks out IMO
 
So the offspring of generational pedophilia, a sped mom and a rapist father. Checks out IMO
I suppose! I guess enough bad genes can accumulate with bad parenting, but it's just weird how little Sally made any effort to actually address any of his issues, no orthodontist visits, no physical therapy, no push for jobs or nothing. I know she doesn't expect anything from him as far as the last point goes, but why go through all this effort to keep him locked up like an American Blanch Monnier if she wanted to adopt him in the first place.

My big dumb reddit larp theory: Sally is his mother, and always has been, full-stop. I don't know how the dates work out but subtracting 34(5) years from Sally's life might put her just at the cusp of menopause, so it'd be another Chris Chan situation of life 'finding a way.' If anything it would explain why she's so compelled to keep him from the rest of the world, while simultaneously 'taking responsibility' for him.

How does Connie fit in? Simple, they convinced her she was his mother so that way they wouldn't have to face the shame of his creation, it would at least explain why they keep her under wraps so aggressively. But I didn't know Raxx had a twin, and unless he's identically quirked up, or unless Sally and Connie just so happened to squeeze them out at the same time, I think that theory's dead as hell.
 
I really wish on panel someone would ask him why he randomly starts trying to speak spanish just to see what he would say.
You know he probably just heard it in a movie or something, because he's the crackerest cracker to ever cracker so there is absolutely no fucking way he has any spanish ancestry. Dude is as white as sour creme, so it's always fucking gold to me when he randomly starts belting out random spanish swears he heard from a movie.
His spanish repertoire is basically just "suck my huevos, pendejo/puto". He probably saw it in a movie and think it's gangsta. There's some occasions where he tries to do a italian-american godfatheresque accent when acting smug, i think it's pretty funny
 
Getting sick of all the smug callout posts inviting more drama into his life very quickly. Need to see this little faggot doing his crying baby voice and talking about how he has no tears left NOW.
 
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