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Another "I'm ka-weeeeer" Tessypost
Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud
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While Tess is certain "queer" when it comes to the definition of "odd, off-putting", she certainly is not the "rubbed clits with a girl" queer.
Once again, Tess needs to be reminded that kissing girls at a bar to get men's attention and free drinks does not make one "queer".
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He looks like he's ready to cry.
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I was trying to make an "If only you knew how bad things really are" tower but we don't have the technology yet.
Adrenochrome Dreams
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She is fat, she just has a nice face and carries her weight well. At 5'9" and 200 lb her BMI is 29.5, leaving her just 3 lb from clinical obesity.
Rumour has it that she's had a lot of lipo-sculpting to keep a perfect hourglass figure, and keep the double chin at bay. It's very rarely possible to be that overweight and not have the side effects of unsightly flabby bits.
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If that’s the case, then it’s lipo done right (take note Anna O’Brien).
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I think that’s shirt is supposed to mean “I will punish you if you touch me”, not that she’s advertising her services.
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The implication of her shirt is that she is aware she is totully sexy
and men are staring at her body but she’s likes it and allows it and that’s soooper empowering ackchually because she’s a dominatrix girlboss who also won’t let them touch her. 
With her being an only fans content creator I think it’s safe to say “you can look” IS advertising her services. Making fetish porn for men is actually intersectional feminism in action you see!
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I feel so fucking bad for Bowie. It actually, legitimately makes me sad whenever he shows up in any of her content. She's being truly awful to him but she's doing it in that way where she tells herself she's a "Great mawm!" and no one around her can say she's abusing her child - because technically she's not - while she simultaneously fucks up his life for her own selfish whims.
I'd believe it.
She seems to be keeping herself exactly in that zone where she can be marketed as a "plus size" model/influencer, but she doesn't go over. If she goes too low, she's not small enough to be a normal model, if she goes too high, she becomes Tess. Using plastic surgery is a pretty smart decision given her income depends on staying in that sweet spot.
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Being forced to wait hand and foot on a beached whale when Bowie should be out there doing things other little boys do is abuse. When mamma needs someone to do her hair or brows because her arms are waaaay too fat to lift past her 52 chins and she can't afford to pay some homo to do it, then it's all to Bowie. DO IT OR MAMA IS GOING TO LOCK YOU IN THE CLOSET WITH NO DINNER OR IPAD!
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Said it before, I'll say it again in case future-Bowie or Rylee ever see this thread:
According to the book The Emotional Incest Syndrome What To Do When a Parent’s Love Rules Your Life by Dr. Patricia Love, the following are examples of emotional incest:
- Relying on the child for support: This may include talking with the child about their relationship problems, seeking the child to console or comfort them, or asking the child for inappropriate advice.
- Putting their needs before their child’s: The caregiver may want endless praise and love from the child or seek to be the most important person in the child’s life while at the same time hurting the child’s other relationships.
- Invading the child’s privacy: Examples include entering the child’s personal space frequently or preventing the child from having a space of their own. The caregiver may also do things that make the child feel awkward, such as ignoring the child’s wish for privacy when they are nude or being nude around the child.
- Using the child like a love-life partner: This could consist of taking the child on dates, discussing their sex life, or making explicit comments about the child’s body or appearance. The caregiver may also insist that the child call them names typically reserved for adult relationships. However, in cases of emotional incest, there is no sexual contact.
- Feeling jealous of the child’s relationships: When the child becomes an adult, the parent or caregiver may become envious of their romantic relationships. They may compete for attention, intrude on, or attempt to sabotage them.
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I hope Rylee is doing well. Poor little Bowie. I hope he gets to have some fun, kid time away from fatty fatty fat fat.
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Do you seriously think that? I'm 5'7"and in the 130s, which is considered "average" My clothing size is 6-8.. There is no way she's 200 lbs at 5'9". She' s pushing 400 at least.
Adrenochrome Dreams
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Yes, Ashley Graham is chunky but still very much human shaped. She’s not even that wobbly.
For perspective, if you weighed 191 lb you’d have the same BMI as her. 60 lb is quite a big difference for a non-deathfat and would definitely explain the jump of three to four dress sizes.
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She's working out again
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I'm really trying not to get heebie-jeebies from her posting that picture of her son, but it's giving me Desmond vibes.
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That means Tess found out that some A list celebrity is going to that gym and will flail around on the floor like a tipped cow, hoping to be seen in the same vicinity as them.
I'm very sure that Sabrina Carpenter or Billie Eilish are just dying to be photographed next to a sweaty, red-faced manatee stuck on its back like a flipped over tortoise.
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No, she's hired a personal trainer again. Big difference. And one session in, the trainer is so frustrated by Tessie's total lack of effort that they've given up and started training the kid because he's the only one showing a modicum of genuine interest.
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Tessy Floydposting
Bonus
Tessy Photodump
"Bear the Pain Bowie" also appears in this photoset, along with (I think) her grandmother at the end, which is a weird inclusion among the "sexy" pics. I'm not including either of them because there's nothing to comment on about them beyond it's weird she included them.
Bonus
Tessy Photodump
"Bear the Pain Bowie" also appears in this photoset, along with (I think) her grandmother at the end, which is a weird inclusion among the "sexy" pics. I'm not including either of them because there's nothing to comment on about them beyond it's weird she included them.
Why TF is Bowie there?