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[Dizzyuntildeath]

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Torontonian aims to be the 5,000th transman to drown in Lake Ontario.

 

[Barbenheimer]

Look at this stupid ass header



“Breaking barriers?” Jeez



Hate to break it to you lady but women and men are both capable of swimming and have done so for years, this proves absolutely nothing and the barriers remain unbroken

This is why so many people become trans, just look at how the media gushes over them at every little feat. You could be a man society doesn’t care anything for or you can transition to a woman and the media will fawn over you for the tiniest things and write fluff pieces like “Brave trans woman works 5 hour shifts at McDonals breaking barriers and making history”

 

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[Sean Andalou]

I looked it up.
Swimming across Lake Ontario is definitely a (non-trivial) thing.
The first was in 1954, and only 74 people have done it so far.

https://www.soloswims.com/swims.htm

Here are some stats

Oldest Male, 57yr
Oldest Female, 66y
Youngest Male, 19y
Youngest Female, 14y

But no one is identified as trans.
Lev Bubbe. You're the Jackie Robinson of Canadian swimming.

 

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[Xev]

I looked it up.
Swimming across Lake Ontario is definitely a (non-trivial) thing.
The first was in 1954, and only 74 people have done it so far.

https://www.soloswims.com/swims.htm

Here are some stats

But no one is identified as trans.
Lev Bubbe. You're the Jackie Robinson of Canadian swimming.

So some pooner is really bragging about doing something a 14 year old girl can do?

 

[Angry New Ager]

That's certainly the face of someone you can trust with your genitals.

Fortunately, she won't be getting anywhere near anybody's actual genitals. Just as she can't handle the most basic, entry-level service jobs, she can't handle being an actual whore, servicing a real dude and his real dick, either. Her "big plan" is to be an OnlyFans camgirl.

And no, nobody's going to hire her, and it's not because she's on a "blacklist": it's because she's obviously insane, and there's no way that doesn't show up in job interviews.

 

[disorder in a system]

Some TIF apparently got into a fight at a bar with the patrons for using the womens bathroom. I don't believe her story at all because she's coming across as very disingenuous and notice all the smiling in the video as she explains a "traumatic" story. So many of them made videos online last month after the UK Ruling about how they were gonna use the womens spaces to make people feel uncomfortable, and its a way for them to advocate for transwomen. She's also keeps saying "the law says im a woman though, so i can use go in womens spaces right" . All troons know that single use or gender neutral bathrooms is best for them. So yeah, she wanted to stir shit up that day, she also claims that people clocked that she's FTM and yet were still mad.
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This bitch says that she walked into the mens bathroom but left because the only option to use were urinals and no stalls, and she's PRE OP, so she didn't feel safe to attempt to use an urinal.
That's when she decided to walk into the womens bathroom with another woman, and ended up getting confronted and beaten up by transphobes.
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Update. She's using this as an opportunity for gibs which I'm sure was her intention all along. I can't stand all the smirking and the way she eye fucks herself during filming. I'm sure the grave danger to her life is people who know both her and the venue pointing out to her she wasn't actually hate crimed.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

I can only work part time because I have too many mental health issues to handle full time, plus I have no safe space to go to anymore and everywhere feels hostile. I don't want to live with my parents anymore.

I'm at least lucky to have a partner that's willing to help me and house me in the future. But he doesn't understand that maybe my only chance to gain an income without losing it is online sex work.

Maybe this is a male-brained take, but wouldn't whoring yourself out to coomers and freaks be more likely to lead to losing your mind than say, shoveling fries into bags at Arby's?

 

[AnZero]

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Surprised this hasn’t been posted yet, 17 year old groomed into death cult, naturally goes insane because of it, and then hops a bridge. As we all know, however, no kids are being targeted by this sexual fetish and that’s all just anti troon propaganda! You really can’t hate these creeps enough.

 

[BlueCandles]

Update on the runaway troon. He has been found but refuses to contact his wife and kids, and is even evading paying child support. She also doxxed the phone no. of the guy he ran off to, lol.

 

[Caesar]

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Update. She's using this as an opportunity for gibs which I'm sure was her intention all along. I can't stand all the smirking and the way she eye fucks herself during filming. I'm sure the grave danger to her life is people who know both her and the venue pointing out to her she wasn't actually hate crimed.

Donate to me. My mum has cancer. My cat died. My friend stole from me. Donate to me. Top surgery is expensive. Court is expensive. Donate to me. I'm not gonna say much more. I've had tumors. I'm not gonna go i to much more detail, I'm not one to ask for financial help. Donate to me. I always support myself. I'm moving, I dont feel safe, I'm thinking of asking for financial aid. Does anybody know any programs trans people can use to get money? The scary people are violent. I'm not gonna say much more, here's another 30 secs of rambling and check out my next video. I donate to my mums go fund me. My job doesn't really pay. I dont have insurance so I have to pay out of pocket. I'm gonna need all new furniture.

I'm not raising money though, here's my go fund me. My lifes in danger btw. Here's my follow up video, I'm not gonna say much. My video is gonna go on for another 4 odd minutes by the way. What everyone's done for me is more than enough already, donate money btw. Tye threats aren't getting to me - btw I need to move now because I fear for my life every day.

Just drop the bs and state your case in 30 sec or less ffs. They're awful at the emotional manipulation too.

Also decent odds the cat freak accident was some serial killer practice.

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Surprised this hasn’t been posted yet, 17 year old groomed into death cult, naturally goes insane because of it, and then hops a bridge. As we all know, however, no kids are being targeted by this sexual fetish and that’s all just anti troon propaganda! You really can’t hate these creeps enough.

It has been

 

[Esoteric Knight]

Made a mistake with this, terribly sorry
Thanks for your patience

 

[Sandshrew]

Imagine how much money Gofundme is going to make if there's ever a nationwide "troon healthcare" ban.

 

[Ash's_Chainsaw_Hand]

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Because you are a dude.

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Don't know, Geddy Lee with double Ds. You tell me.

 

[The bird with tourettes]

Update on the runaway troon. He has been found but refuses to contact his wife and kids, and is even evading paying child support.

Can't wait to see how they spin this into the wife and kids fault!

 

[TismFarmer]

Can't wait to see how they spin this into the wife and kids fault!

They were unequivocal reminders of his past life as a man, they cause him immense pain and dysphoria by just existing where he might see them. They are being so mean because they refuse to hide themselves from him in their own house. Everything is their fault. If it wasn't for them, he would 100% have his anime dream-girl life by now...

 

[Sean Andalou]

So some pooner is really bragging about doing something a 14 year old girl can do?

To be fair, not just any old 14 yo girl.
It's a serious athletic accomplishment at any sex and age.

But being "the first trans" is not a thing if no one was keeping them out in the first place.
I wonder how many Jews did it before, but sorry can't find any stats.

Maybe this is a male-brained take, but wouldn't whoring yourself out to coomers and freaks be more likely to lead to losing your mind than say, shoveling fries into bags at Arby's?

Yes. Of course.
But it seems to be an essential part of the kink. A mind well lost to the higher cause.
Besides, how else is a manly dood supposed to earn a living without leaving the house?

 

[Joe Shmoe]

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Surprised this hasn’t been posted yet, 17 year old groomed into death cult, naturally goes insane because of it, and then hops a bridge. As we all know, however, no kids are being targeted by this sexual fetish and that’s all just anti troon propaganda! You really can’t hate these creeps enough.

Eulogy for a normal person: He was a great husband, father, colleague and a pillar of the community
Troon eulogy: She was a light in the Sonic modding community
Eulogy for a normal person: His wife, kids, brother and local priest all said he was a great man and they are shattered by his loss
Troon eulogy: A discord moderator said


Really just shows how these people truly have no life and nothing to be remembered by (Except their birth name and gender). If you don't want the only thing people talk about after you're dead to be your contribution to the Sonic modding community, don't troon out.