Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AnOminous]

i understand the confusion now, i was only looking at ohio vs mimms for its changes to how asking you to exit the car worked, it's entirely correct that they still need some kind of reason to pull you over, or you're gonna get a nice taxpayer-funded payday.

It's just that generally, if they had cause to pull you over, they now almost automatically have cause to ask to you exit the car. Pull that "Am I being detained" shit and you will soon find that yes, you are now.

 

[Fapcop]

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"Steven Alvarez... yes and no. Umm... I know what you're saying. At the end of the day, it's still my fault. I still, you know, I had, uh, the illegal substances in my house. That was, that was on me. Um, how it got there is frustrating, but it doesn't change who commit the crime and whose fault it is. I think that maybe is something I may have been inarticulate about, uh, in my frustrations., talking about it. But I did it and I uh...[garbled]. You know, I am also a good part of the reason they came to the house. It wasn't like it was everybody else's, uh, doings. It was also my "disaster stream" which umm sent everything over the edge. But how it got started and why everybody was watching the "disaster stream" in the first place is a long story that's very complicated. It involves people really close to me that, uh, and the, the absolute sundering of, uh, in a multi-decade relationships that I'm really, really sad about... for a lot of reasons. Uh, sorry."

I found this interesting and thought I'd share it.

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He looks absolutely fucking demonic in that clip.

Is it just me or is he slurring his words? He sounds drunk. Or actually, his voice got that slight benzo slur to it. Once you hear it, you’ll recognize it.

Did Nick dip into Kayla’s xannies?! Full on Ralphamale arc coming?

 

[Harm]

Knowing now that the mysterious "brown substance" was DMT, it got me thinking silly thoughts. Some people who smoke DMT say it feels like it lets you "talk to God," so what if Nick being arrested before he could smoke any of it was simply God's way of avoiding conversation with Nick? "Oh fuck, Nick bought the DMT. I really don't want to be stuck with this balldo faggot for even 5 minutes. Let's push along this cocaine-fueled meltdown and subsequent search warrant to avoid the struggle." Could you blame Him?

 

[Pelican Bones]

By God, that's Matthew Hardin's music!

FINALLY the Hardship has come BACK...... to Minnesota!

 

[elb]

If Johnny Depp can do it why can’t he?

 

[Fapcop]

They need some reason to do it. Also if you refuse you can pretty much expect to be dragged out regardless. But they pulled over Mimms with an expired plate and noticed a bulge in his jacket as he was exiting the vehicle and, reasonably concerned for their own safety, frisked him and the bulge was indeed a loaded revolver.

(So far, every time of record Nick has been pulled over, there's been sufficient justification to tell him to leave the car, if not because of the primary offense, because of him acting like a babbling retard. I'm honestly amazed he didn't get a DWI because you know he was under the influence at least one of those times.)

So the expired plates justified stopping him and asking him to leave the car, and the bulge that turned to be a revolver justified a search under Terry.

Oh yeah. They need to have some kind of infraction to pull you over, even if they have to follow you around for ten blocks, waiting for some kind of minor violation to get an excuse to check for warrants.

But once you’re lit up, they can pull a lot of shit in the name of officer safety.

Was just hilarious to me to see an ACTUAL lawyer who does LEGAL COMMENTARY say something so dumb: “Actually sweaty, I’m a LAWYER and KNOW MY RIGHTS! You can’t ask me to step out of the vehicle!”

 

[Goatchoker]

He had to take a call and I think he has to have a drug test. Just from being around people who are on probation, it seems like it


He’s so boring but also just said the chiropractor called about his kid being hungry. I tried to catch it but am mobile fag currently.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

If Johnny Depp can do it why can’t he?

Johnny Depp didn’t fucking do that. Once again we have Nick trying to skate by with his bullshit “I believe” statements.

Also how retarded are Nick’s remaining fans that they think it’s FUNNY and WEIRD and INEXPLICABLE that people are interested in Nick’s scandalous private life? It’s not as if Nick is an exhibitionist who ignored all warnings against revealing intimate details of his life to begin with, right?

I hope he drives his car into a wall on the way to test and only kills himself.

 

[Gator_Aids]

I have zero legal expertise but the Hardin change has me wanting to ask someone who might be more knowledgeable.

Would Hardin representing someone with a case against Nick create a legal crowbar to access the bodycam footage? Does it increase Hardin’s argument towards “in the public interest / public good”?

Is Jersh playing 4D chess?

 

[Vibralldo]

If Johnny Depp can do it why can’t he?

"Why do people care about my life?"
Because it's a fascinating spectacle and watching a whiny faggot destroy his life because he's a retarded junkie faggots brings schadenfreude.

 

[Fishmalk Observer]

Steve Quest retained Matthew Hardin to replace his attorney in the defamation lawsuit. It's on the docket.

Can you ask Mr Hardin why he keeps picking on retarded fake lawyers ? From greer to the cuckhold of Kandiyohi county he's building a pattern

 

[Hyacinth Bucket (Bouquet)]

Step 1: Make show about topic.
Step 2: Stop talking about topic. Instead talk endlessly about personal life.
Step 3: Why is everyone so interested in my personal life?

 

[Captain Manning]

has the interpretation of Ohio v Mimms changed since the 70s?

No, and the case is Pennsylvania v. Mimms. Not Ohio. I first mentioned this here in this post a few days ago. @Fapcop must have missed it.

It's just that generally, if they had cause to pull you over, they now almost automatically have cause to ask to you exit the car. Pull that "Am I being detained" shit and you will soon find that yes, you are now.

Correct. And Nick was pulled over for a perfectly legitimate reason. He was legally required to exit the vehicle on command. His "well, I'm a lawyer, so that's not gonna happen," proves yet again that he doesn't know shit about shit.

It's popular here to tell Nick to kill himself, but he should absolutely lose his law license for good. He is incredibly incompetent. He is a threat to any prospective client that may try to hire him someday.

Would Hardin representing someone with a case against Nick create a legal crowbar to access the bodycam footage?

One should not affect the other.

 

[Strix454]

If Johnny Depp can do it why can’t he?

Yeah Nick. Nobody cares if people do hard drugs in front of their kids. Only nerds would think that there is something wrong with that. Johnny Depp is a great dad and everyone always looks to hollywood celebrities for parental role models.

And like you say Nick, your kids are FINE. Completely FINE. The family court records that Nick had sealed prove how completely FINE his children are.

And its CRAZY to think that a monogmous trad christian dad like NIck would have exposed his daughter to cocaine. Its as CRAZY as thinking Nick went to Hedonism or that Nick was a swinger or that Nick ever did Cocaine. Stop being CRAZY. King David Tiger Woods Johnny Depp says STOP BEING CRAZY.

Like Nick Says, people need to get over their hangups over Nick's FINE kids being around cocaine or doing cocaine. Johnny Depp says so.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Maybe a whippit or six might level off old Russ. Either way, I can't imagine he'd be any harder to understand with his voice all nitrous'd up.

Well, if Nick has any talent, it's getting people exposed to and hooked on drugs, so possibilities abound.

Oh yeah. They need to have some kind of infraction to pull you over, even if they have to follow you around for ten blocks, waiting for some kind of minor violation to get an excuse to check for warrants.

But once you’re lit up, they can pull a lot of shit in the name of officer safety.

Was just hilarious to me to see an ACTUAL lawyer who does LEGAL COMMENTARY say something so dumb: “Actually sweaty, I’m a LAWYER and KNOW MY RIGHTS! You can’t ask me to step out of the vehicle!”

To be fair to Nick (never let it be said I'm not), in the Melton stream he indicated he understood that they could have required it but he would not be on record as having agreed to it.

He is very lucky to be white.

 

[NSA]

He had one true & honest impressive accomplishment in life and he tossed it away as if it were worth nothing at all. All he had to do was put the lawtube videos in the fucking bag, but he couldn't be bothered. Welcome to nightmare world, Nicky! AHHHHHHHH

If you don't appreciate what you have, you'll end up with nothing.

 

[Chazzed Up]

Someone more well-versed in narcissism might correct me, but from what I’ve been reading, while narcissists are often portrayed as egocentric, they also seem remarkably fixated on perceived enemies or threats in their surroundings. In fact, they exhibit a heightened sensitivity to any sign of criticism, rejection, or rivalry. A single slight—real or imagined—can trigger narcissistic rage, all in the service of defending their grandiose (but surprisingly brittle) sense of self.

There’s a little paradox at play: although narcissists are deeply self-centered, their mental and emotional energy is often consumed by others—particularly those who fail to sufficiently stroke their ego or, worse, dare to challenge them. At heart, a narcissist’s self-esteem isn’t homegrown; it’s outsourced. They rely heavily on external validation and react with disproportionate distress when it’s withheld.

In practice, narcissists keep the world revolving around themselves—provided, of course, the world plays nice. The moment it doesn’t, their attention shifts with laser precision to the “enemy” who’s thrown a wrench in the ego machinery.

This outward obsession with critics, competitors, or anyone deemed inadequately adoring is not just a quirk—it’s a hallmark of narcissistic behavior. It explains the pendulum swings between self-glorification and suspicion, and why their relationships tend to be more soap opera than serenity. Narcissistic egocentrism isn’t the calm self-love some might imagine; it’s a fragile construct, constantly propped up by monitoring (and often attacking) everyone else.

Narcissism in the pathological sense is entirely wrapped up in the perception of others, and usually isn't performative self-aggrandizing. The latter is more often a trauma response... like I'm gonna say something maybe controversial here, but I think Ralph falls into that category. His history of abuse/molestation from his parents fits that pattern perfectly. "The Ralphamale" is the personality he built to endure that and elevate himself. You can see in his simp texts with people like Lynx that the womanizing attitude and bravado is false, he desperately wants someone to see and validate him. None of that makes Ralph not a piece of shit, but he is not a master manipulator nor a narcissist in any kind of sense that Nick is.

Narcs want to invite conflict with other people because the victim complex/martyrdom makes them feel powerful and like they have leverage over other people. I have never met one that didn't intentionally position themselves to be a victim at all times or at least ready to fall back into that role. They do not want actual real recognition, and in fact they get bored with that - which Nick did. I think they feel that the guilt that they try to instill in people will be what keeps them around. They literally use Destiny Bond on anyone who enters their orbit.

 

[Oxyjen]

“Ladies and gentlemen…
Get up on your feet…
Because right now, you're about to witness HISTORY in the making…”

“Hailing from the iron streets of the North… standing six feet two inches tall… weighing in at a rock-solid 245 pounds… the man with fists forged in fire and a heart that never quits…”

“He’s the pain you never saw coming… the power you’ll never forget…
Give it up for… MATTHEW — ‘THE HARD MAN’ — HARDIN!!”

“And tonight, right here in STONEY’S STADIUM, MINNESOTA… The Hard Man isn’t just here to fight… He’s here to DOMINATE!”

 

[Vibralldo]

Step 1: Make show about topic.
Step 2: Stop talking about topic. Instead talk endlessly about personal life.
Step 3: Why is everyone so interested in my personal life?

Step 0:
pander to and cultivate an audience of people who love watching others sabotage their own lives

Nick's mad that he's become the very person he used to make tons of money making fun of

It was totally fine and normal to care about every mundane detail of the lives of Maddox, Russell Greer, everyone who came out against Vic, and Amber Heard, but the second it's Nick it's "woah, it's so crazy and weird that you care about my boring life where I destroyed my streaming career, I'm on whippits, my marriage is collapsing, I gave my daughter coke, I regularly act like an unhinged lunatic, and I reach a new low every day! Why would anyone want to watch that?"

 

[Sneed Force One]

Steve Quest retained Matthew Hardin to replace his attorney in the defamation lawsuit. It's on the docket.

> Rekieta now has to sit across the bench from a man who will both procure his apocalyptically embarrassing bodycam footage AND bitchslapped Greer out of Nick being able to smuckle at the Farms' taking a court loss.
We could see Nick attempt to physically assault Hardin in court.