Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Daddy Strokum]

I think it's more these things:
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"Sous Vide Egg Bites" from Starbucks.

You could make things like this at home if you really wanted to but unless you're the type that likes to pre-make breakfast for the week or you're making a dozen of them because you have guests it's really not worth the 40 minutes it takes to make them plus the time to get the water heated up. And in the end... they're just as you say scrambled eggs or an omelette. But Fatty likes to pretend like he's some awesome chef so he's all about the fancy gadgets and he totally knows how to cook sous vide.

>sous vide egg bites
Oh, it's a thing. This makes more sense, I wish Jack would be more specific with his comparisons.

 

[semitooth]

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Fat fuck loves the newest Disney slop

 

[John Andrews Stan]

What’s this “we” shit? Jack is just delusional enough to think he’s part of Team Disney.

 

[Marc]

I like that Jack's "review" consists of saying all the same things he claimed prior to seeing the film (so he doesn't risk contradicting himself); which makes it pointless for him to have seen it - It's not a "review"; it's an "I told you so" which refuses to qualify itself. He also boldly predicts that the film will continue to make money in addition to the money it has already made. Wow!

Jack's movie reviews are so helpful and insightful, I've never even felt the need to watch anything he's reviewed. I wonder if he'd be able to wrap his head around that being the service he provides.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Fat fuck loves the newest Disney slop

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What does that fat fuck mean "safe for the whole family"? Was there no black people in the movie?

 

[Narwhal]

Fat fuck loves the newest Disney slop

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A person in a coma is probably more coherent and speaks more clearly than this tosser, His gurgling gets worse and worse with each video, kind of remarkable

 

[p1138]

What does that fat fuck mean "safe for the whole family"? Was there no black people in the movie?

Don't forget gays, anything sexual, or "the agenda", which he usually misses woke shit anyway because it goes over his malformed head.

 

[souschef]

Soiface is indeed beloved by retarded manchildren for some reason. Jack has always given the impression that he's either a manchild himself or in perpetual denial of his age. Either way he dresses like a toddler and talks like a valley girl (e.g. "liderull," "really??") so soiface is just one more thing in his repertoire for larping as a youngster.

Fun fact: Mr Beast actually saw that making the soyface thumbnails garner less views than closed mouth ones, that's why he stopped soying in his thumbs

 

[densedance]

As long as this fat fuck doesn't do a review about my favorite movie "HEAT" I am fine with whatever he's wasting his time with.

"ogeeey gaaais. uuuuhh"

 

[abobe]

What’s this “we” shit? Jack is just delusional enough to think he’s part of Team Disney.

He is delusional.

Yesterday during Jimmy’s stream, he told Jimmy to call up Gearbox today and request early access to Borderlands 4. The reason being is to check and see if the game is good and if it’s woke. He wanted Jimmy to pitch the idea to Gearbox and tell them that he loves the previous games and wants to make sure it lives up to that quality. Jack told Jimmy to mention him if they are hesitant to do it or won’t do it. It was borderline insane.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Fat fuck loves the newest Disney slop

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So by the sheer basis of Fatty loving the movie it means one to avoid.

Gotcha.

What does that fat fuck mean "safe for the whole family"? Was there no black people in the movie?

Yes. That and no gay or trans people.

 

[Slavic Patronym]

I predicted Lilo & Stitch would be a huge hit for Disney

As did Disney? Which is why they marketed it heavily, had no embargo on it, and released it at the start of the U.S. summer film season? Fucker wants to act like he's Cassandra when all he does is feign expertise from a fart blanket.

I've always left room for Disney to repent from the crap they've been putting out and the political agenda they've been doing

It must be so exhausting to live a life where, no matter what you do, what you experience, what you learn or see or feel or taste, you feel as if you must rate it based on how angry it does or doesn't make you. How personally offended it does or doesn't make you. It is almost impossible to overstate how badly you need a goddamn life if you are obsessing about how Disney must "repent."

 

[Mechanical Pencil]

borderline insane.

I'm torn. Part of me wants to say, "borderline my ass, that's as good an indicator of brain damage as him getting his melon head scanned and posting the results" but the other part recognizes it could simply be his unfiltered narcissism showing.

Either way, lol. Lmao even.

"Juss tell ghem Jhagg sent you" *attempts to wink but has another stroke instead*

 

[Tingle]

Happy Memorial Day to my fellow Americans.

My grandfather served and he left us too soon; I never had the chance to meet him, but his memory is strong in my mom's heart.

Throwback to the time Jack's livestream honored "Memoria" Day (visible only in the thumbnail) and he started it by saying he doesn't understand the difference between it and Veterans Day.

Good for your mom and hats off to your grandfather for his service. I actually stopped in to the thread to see what fatty did for Memorial Day (a recipe from his late relatives, something from the old country worth remembering, maybe even some good old USA bbq to celebrate the occasion?) and it's no surprise jagoff did jack shit. What a patriot.

Shot/Chaser

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Why does he insist on making this idiot soyface expression? He already looks enough like a fat baby with a beard and Down's without deliberately looking even more retarded.

Some day soon Tam Ham's going to find his blubbery body stuck with that expression on his face and she won't be able to tell whether he's goading her on or just dead from an embolism.

 

[AnOminous]

Yesterday during Jimmy’s stream, he told Jimmy to call up Gearbox today and request early access to Borderlands 4. The reason being is to check and see if the game is good and if it’s woke. He wanted Jimmy to pitch the idea to Gearbox and tell them that he loves the previous games and wants to make sure it lives up to that quality.

Meanwhile it's one of the most notoriously woke franchises of all time, associated with massive SJW Anthony Burch, one of the biggest cucks alive.

 

[Marc]

"Juss tell ghem Jhagg sent you" *attempts to wink but has another stroke instead*

I want you to know I just spent a minute painfully choking on my spit after scrolling past that.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Yesterday during Jimmy’s stream, he told Jimmy to call up Gearbox today and request early access to Borderlands 4. The reason being is to check and see if the game is good and if it’s woke. He wanted Jimmy to pitch the idea to Gearbox and tell them that he loves the previous games and wants to make sure it lives up to that quality. Jack told Jimmy to mention him if they are hesitant to do it or won’t do it. It was borderline insane.

You don’t by any chance have a timestamp for that, do you? I believe you. And I gotta fucking see this.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

I think it's more these things:
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"Sous Vide Egg Bites" from Starbucks.

You could make things like this at home if you really wanted to but unless you're the type that likes to pre-make breakfast for the week or you're making a dozen of them because you have guests it's really not worth the 40 minutes it takes to make them plus the time to get the water heated up. And in the end... they're just as you say scrambled eggs or an omelette. But Fatty likes to pretend like he's some awesome chef so he's all about the fancy gadgets and he totally knows how to cook sous vide.

Yeah, just fill a muffin tin with scrambled egg and whatever meat, cheese, and veg you want, and you can then freeze them. Although a nice "Lazy Man" hack for brunch is taking premade biscuits and roll each one flat and place in the tin after spraying with nonstick spray or greasing with some butter. Then filling the biscuit "cups" with your egg mixes and bake to have small individual quiches.

 

[AngeloTheWizard]

Good for your mom and hats off to your grandfather for his service. I actually stopped in to the thread to see what fatty did for Memorial Day (a recipe from his late relatives, something from the old country worth remembering, maybe even some good old USA bbq to celebrate the occasion?) and it's no surprise jagoff did jack shit. What a patriot.

At bare minimum, me and my bros (who include at least one guy who was deployed to Iraq) watched Saving Private Ryan, which ain't much, but none of us try to pretend we're famous figures and is still more than what Fatty did. What do you think he'd do for a review of Saving Private Ryan, "the Jew dies, 10/10"?