Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 20.9%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 27.1%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 48 15.7%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 107 35.0%

  • Total voters
    306
Nick is a LOSER. That means he LOSES, constantly. He loses to Aaron fucking Imholte, he loses to Keanu whatshername, he loses to Kurt, etc. He will lose to anyone he goes up against, and he'll make his opponent look better than they actually are. Against Nick, Aaron comes across as mature and responsible. Keanu comes across as a strong, unbothered QUEEN. Kurt comes across as cool and witty when he goes against Nick. Nick is a losing loser who loses. That's just the way it is. We all have a role to play in this world, and Nick's role is "loser".
I was thinking about this today and Nick always sets the conditions for his loss. In that Keanu stream he said, without a hint of irony, that if Keanu would have kids she'd be such a "dumb" parent the government would take the kids away. (To which she sharply replied "Like you?") So in Nick's mind a person who has the government take there kids away is bad.

He called her a monster for revealing texts (or threatening to) about how Nick victimized April. April is not seen in good light to anyone familiar with the qover;
This is abundantly clear when you watch April meeting Nick for the first time on Simpcast, she was aggressively flirting and worming her
And Keanu is a monster for showing her texts that paint her in a better light, all the while Nick went to an entire convention to show top less photos of his ex lover (Aaron) and release April's texts that make her look like an unhinged coke whore (which she is). So in Nick's mind you are a monster for impunning April's reputation with texts messages.

Just like the montagraph lawsuit, "He's a pedophile, sue me I'd love it". He cannot help himself from defining a loss then taking it.
Don’t forget about Nicks suggestion to do community service warning kids about the dangers of drugs.

Can you imagine that skelly fuck sitting and ogling some big boobed tenth grader (“Here’s my insta! If you ever need advice on making it on social media or need someone to talk to!”) while explaining to the kids that drugs are FUN! And you can just stop taking them! But seriously kids, don’t do drugs despite how fun they are and how good they make you feel, because some dumb ass cop might not like it!
Reminds me of this;

Dont put marbles in your nose, put them in there do not put them in there
If Johnny Depp can do it why can’t he?
Why did you stream the trial Nick? Why would you care about Amber/Johnny Depps life? What is the fascination?
 
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Didn’t someone say that Drexel was trying to stage an intervention prior to the Cokestream? @Captain Manning It might’ve been Meme, Sean, or Legal Dicksucker, but I think everyone was aware of Nick abusing. Drexel supposedly cut contact prior to the hot tub stream and Nick stated they were on good terms. It makes me believe Drexel had likely written Nick off as a junkie who needed help.

The kid testing positive might’ve had him go from “my friend needs help” to “he needs to go to prison”.

Posting for clarity:

Drexel and Nick in the Year 2023:

Drexel was still close with Nick in 2023, but scaled back somewhat because people were finally taking a serious look into who he was and what he was about in February. This led to his grooming stories and general grooming philosophy coming to light. This bothered Nick, who later went to bat for Drexel in an actual shower call to Null which was reported during a MATI stream on August 29th.

The shower call did not go well. In response, Nick and Drexel employ operation Soft Eyes stating that the only reason Null doesn't like Drexel is because Nick tricked Drexel into insulting Null, saying he had "soft eyes". KF responded by pointing out Drexel's wonky eyes, and Drexel went on to try and dig up as much dirt as possible on Null, drag it onto Twitter/X to make it public, and also sue Null.

This culminated in a showdown around September 10th. KF was the clear winner as they showcased Drexel's creepshots of women, flirtations with transsexuals online, and general mockery. Drexel nuked his Discord and took to more extreme purity tests to be in his group, which would understandably limit his exposure (in addition to being outed for what he is).

After this, the identity of the girl he groomed into a BDSM relationship behind her mother's back would be discovered (Taylor Koloc). All of this combined with Drexel's schedule regarding his daughter (schooling) would make it difficult to do things with Nick.

Drexel also got a proper thread in early October and then the Imholtes came along after Nick's comedy show later that same month. After that, Nick started losing touch with everyone, even people who were still trying to get attention like Camelot331.

Essentially, anyone would have a tough time getting in touch with Nick if they wanted to during the Imholte/Qover arc (including Drexel). Thinking that Drexel stayed away because he is so very principled on drug use would have to make the case that the Rekieta's either weren't using drugs prior to October 2023 or Nick and Kayla were somehow able to hide their use and overall decline from Drexel.

Also, consider that Drexel doesn't like alcohol, but had no issue with Nick's consumption (even to the point of blacking out). This is likely the case regarding whatever either of them were doing as long as it didn't appear to be a serious threat to the other.

TL/DR: Nick was close with Drexel, even challenging Null for his sake, right up until Drexel publicly imploded in September 2023. Then Nick met the Imholtes a month later (leading Nick to losing contact with even more people). Drexel isn't smart. Drexel got sidelined due to his own embarrassing and degenerate public stupidity being compounded by his daughter's school schedule (a recurrent obstacle) and the Rekieta's naturally becoming more withdrawn into their Qover.

Some might think Drexel cleverly dodged a bullet by not getting caught up this, but it would probably be more accurate to say that Drexel heard a shot from afar and then just stayed away.

April 15th 2024:

Nick is asked where Drexel, and after a Rekieta-tier "joke", Nick gives the same response he has given in the past about their scheduling being difficult during the school year and that he anticipates seeing him again in the summer.


June 26th 2024:

Drexel planned to visit Nick after he saw the cokestream and reached out to Camelot331 to join him in investigating if things were as bad as they appeared. The trip was moot due to the arrest, but Drexel and Camelot331 stayed in touch as things unfolded. Then the hair follicle test happened and Drexel took a "way more violent position" than Camelot331. That seems to have been the cutoff point.


It sounds less like an intervention and more like reconnaissance since they didn't know if it was as bad as it looked in the cokestream. Keep in mind that Camelot331 already knew that Nick spent 20k/month on cocaine. Also, Drexel didn't have a problem with Nick getting blackout drunk (even when Nick's daughter had to get Drexel to finish the stream), despite his stance against alcohol. Regardless, it was the hair follicle test results for Nick's child that made Drexel lose any sympathy for Nick.

January 15th 2025:

Nick claims to have not spoken to Drexel in awhile and that Drexel believes something awful about him. Nick also claims to have no idea what it was about immediately before describing his reaction to what it was about (lol).


March 5th 2025:

Nick still hasn't gotten a hold of Drexel who is mad about something, and even though Nick doesn't know what it is, he claims that Drexel misunderstands because Nick just can't stop lying.


Closing thoughts:

Nick saying that Drexel is upset with him about his daughter testing positive for cocaine isn't surprising as it has already been established by others (making it more credible than if Nick had just said it himself).

For anyone thinking that Drexel is simply principled and caring for Nick's kids, consider that Drexel and his daughter would either visit or stay over at the Rekieta's home. A home where there was likely a safe filled with cocaine and other drugs on the premises (unless you believe that Nick just started keeping drugs in his home on October 2023). Now consider Drexel's fear of police/government and criminal charges and also what would happen if his baby-momma caught wind of where Drexel had been taking their daughter.

Drexel did a stream with one of his buddies who was arrested for filming himself having sex with a girl who he claims lied about being an adult, but was actually a minor at the time. It's more flexible than you think, but at least when it comes to drugs that's a hard line for him. If Drexel did what Nick did, he'd lose his daughter permanently. There's a handful of things Drexel seems to treat as sacred, and the ability to stay in his daughter's life and raise her to avoid the "fuckshit" is one of them.

*above highlight by me*

January 6th 2021:

Drexel breaks from looking up "very cute deaf blonde makes her debut" on Exploited Teens to say he is going to either Columbia or the Dominican Republic, claiming there is no property tax in the DR and that he will escape the United States as soon as his daughter graduates because he doesn't want child support coming after him. Then he's gone.

Like you said; "it's more flexible than you think."


 
Karen Read Stream Day 21 - Rekieta Notables
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TLDR: Defeated, defensive, and frequently interrupted by an ETHICS COMPLAINT (addressed in blue below). Drex questions were answered. NEW NEWS? His chiropractor reported his kid was hungry, and then he said that the chiropractor was his sister in law!!! (Huh?) Addressed in red below) Fought with Grok 2x without success during breaks. It was... sad.
  • Top YT Live Viewership (approx): 1575 by my devices' count
  • Supertips (approx): 20 - half as much as prior shows. Is Melton & Co abandoning the fake ones?
  • Tweets During Stream (approx): 15
  • Breaks/Interruptions: Notable. See TLDR and spoiler in blue.
Admin: On time; he made the wrong link; set up the proper links over 90 minutes into the stream. Blamed “brain damage”.

Morning

- He said he was in a different live chat stream from his shower right before the stream. (Is he being funny, or was he on a show at 7 AM central? I think he's joking about staying up for the NLO stream that @John Andrews Stan covered upthread.)

- Grilled food with the kids on the weekend; went to the store. He said “whole days would disappear,” starting from Thursday.

- Made fun of Keanu for being retarded, called her a “vapid cunt” among other vitrol.

- He recorded a recap video last night.

- Coughed repeatedly and said, “I don’t know what is going on with my voice," and "My voice is busted up.”

- Joked about being responsible for Melton's largest Supertip revenue in history (the Keanu clash): “Don’t ever accuse me of not knowing how to put on a show… I suppose.”

- Claims to have stopped listening to people commenting on his personal life.

- Fought with 2 people in the chat. This continued at least 5 more times through the stream. He was VERY defensive.

- Had a hard time pronouncing all the “northeastern” names on Read’s witness list. (They’re Italian and Irish, dummy; it’s not that hard.)

- Said the shirt he’s wearing is from Macy’s, but he likes buying shirts from Goodwill, especially the drug dealer ones.

- He says he never took PCP.

- On Friday, he went to an award ceremony for his sons and a daughter. They won many awards. Mocked his detractors about how we say they are “brain-damaged and permanently AIDS ridden children” (NO ONE HAS EVER SAID THAT, NICK - WTF?)

- He plans to continue to engage in ketamine therapy with a professional, pontificating about neuropathways and how it can help. (This is the second time he's mentioned that he's continued with "ketamine therapy".)

- Sarcastically joked about his daughter being high on coke and perched on his chest like a demon.

- Addressed a Superchat regarding Drex covered here.

- Says the State dropped the Child Endangerment charges against him quickly because they couldn’t prove it; doubled down on the positive test and said that the State never believed the test.

- Didn’t do a show with Andrea Burkhart on the weekend due to Twitter glitches this weekend. (Tbf, there were Twitter issues.)

- Joked that he hopes he will never need The Lead Attorney’s services (he’s a family attorney).

Long Break in Court

- Tried unsuccessfully to get Grok to compose a song for the Karen Read salacious text messages with Brian Higgins - this went on for at least 15 minutes. (No one cared.)

- Gayishly commented on Karen Read's attire.

....

- He completely tuned out of a biomechanical engineer who did a traffic reconstruction. (Call me a nerd - I thought it was interesting how this process is done for criminal or insurance reasons.)


- At 11:40ish Central, he left for at least 10 minutes to address an ETHICS COMPLAINT. Tagging @Useful_Mistake bc they're all over this. Details:
  • It's a complaint from 1 year ago
  • Nick said he couldn't find the email about it when addressing it (it was unclear the mode of communication)
  • He was told by the ethics person that it's being addressed now that his charges have been settled
  • He was asked to address his "rule violation," but said that the person on the phone didn't tell him what rule that was he may have violated.
  • He referenced Ayn Rand, saying that HE was not going to tell them any rule he may have violated
  • He said they referenced "imposition" of his crimes versus "adjudication" as an important distiction
  • He reiterated that he's never committed any dishonesty regarding soliciting or representing clients
- He said he's not doing a 12 Step Program; "I don't have the most addictive personality."

- He pleaded with people to share his recap clip vids.


Lunch

- He argued with Grok forever - this time to try to get Grok to say he was better than Kurt based on memes (long story not worth my typing)

- After a Supertip in Megan Fox voice, he called HIS ACTUAL FRIEND Megan Fox was similar but she's more "condescending" regarding his behavior on social media.

- Something something about Branca getting huge views for his vids on Trump and gun violence (I tuned out).


Afternoon Court

- Hated the nerdy witness so much that he joked about wanting to slam his head against a counter "like O'Keefe, so I can join him."

- Expressed frustration that Kayla hadn't texted him about getting fast food. She was out with the kids.

- Implied Keanu went after Kayla. (She didn't; Keanu has been surprisingly careful about addressing Kayla)

- ANOTHER BREAK 1:54 Central break to take a phone call.

- Said food would be brought to him shortly by Kayla


- He says the chiropractor, who he used to see with the family every Thursday was his sister-in-law. He says that his kids feel very sad that they don't talk to their aunt and feel betrayed, etc. (Fwiw, I've looked for this before. If it's JaymeLee, I've never found evidence.)

- He was delivered food at 3:04 Central.

Edit: He made a real thumbnail post-stream. I inserted it.
 
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In Minor LOLCOW balldo related spheres.
COOMALOT got kicked out of a convention claiming its because someone said he is a "nazi"

https://x.com/CAMELCASTOff/status/1926699437545386311

I listened to Camelot's recorded audio with one of the Game Expo owners yesterday on Elissa's channel, then came here looking for more context.


Only to find that Camelot has no thread AFAICT, except an old one in the Spergatory.

Searching the site for "Camelot" & "Cody" similarly, nothing. Nothing in the Comicsgate thread yesterday either.

Found your post today by searching "Coomalot" instead which has more hits.

The TL; DW of the leaked audio had one of the two Expo organizers apologize profusely but insincerely for 25 mins for sending an email uninviting him from the NASCAR portion of the North Carolina gaming expo.

The organizer on the phone mentioned that the other organizer not on the line was a friend of Cody's named Chase.

Apparently Camelot said something to anger the cosplay crowd in a recent video. Not sure exactly what because it was never mentioned in the recording. Cody's friend Chase asked him to take the controversial video down & Cody did.

Apparently the local cosplay community kicked up enough of a fuss with this organizer that he sent Cody an email saying he couldn't come. He mentioned receiving a slew of different complaints that Camelot was on the roster.

The organizer said he wasn't political and it was important to be inclusive to everyone, but that he couldn't have anyone "controversial" at his event.

He talked about only being a small business. Cosplayers make up 30% of his attendees, so he couldn't afford for them to stay home. He offered to pay for any of Cody's expenses related to the cancelation and wanted to find some sort of mutual middle ground (but never proposed any solid alternatives). He also seemed worried his local small business sponsors would rugpull.

Apparently before this recorded call, Cody had posted an email online with the organizer's full name which made him upset, but he thanked Camelot for blanking out his contact info.

They mostly talked in circles for 25 minutes with the organizer apologizing repeatedly, but also being spineless & soy while keeping Camelot banned, In the end, he conceded to Cody's point that it wasn't very "inclusive" to ban invited guests because of cancel culture campaigns.

The organizer also mentioned several times how he was aware that Camelot was a loudmouth that said whatever he felt like on his controversial YT show,

I didn't hear any acknowledgment that he knew he was being recorded.
 
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Knowing now that the mysterious "brown substance" was DMT, it got me thinking silly thoughts. Some people who smoke DMT say it feels like it lets you "talk to God," so what if Nick being arrested before he could smoke any of it was simply God's way of avoiding conversation with Nick? "Oh fuck, Nick bought the DMT. I really don't want to be stuck with this balldo faggot for even 5 minutes. Let's push along this cocaine-fueled meltdown and subsequent search warrant to avoid the struggle." Could you blame Him?
If anything, the racist machine elves really did not want to interact with Balldo, and pulled their reality warping tricks to avoid meeting him in the psychonautic realm. Picture related. IMG_0628.webp
 
At 11:40ish Central, he left for at least 10 minutes to address an ETHICS COMPLAINT. Tagging @Useful_Mistake bc they're all over this. Details:
  • It's a complaint from 1 year ago
  • Nick said he couldn't find the email about it when addressing it (it was unclear the mode of communication)
  • He was told by the ethics person that it's being addressed now that his charges have been settled
  • He was asked to address his "rule violation," but said that the person on the phone didn't tell him what rule that was he may have violated.
  • He referenced Ayn Rand, saying that HE was not going to tell them any rule he may have violated
  • He said they referenced "imposition" of his crimes versus "adjudication" as an important distiction
  • He reiterated that he's never committed any dishonesty regarding soliciting or representing clients
Clip this for me. I want to look into something.
 
For anyone thinking that Drexel is simply principled and caring for Nick's kids, consider that Drexel and his daughter would either visit or stay over at the Rekieta's home. A home where there was likely a safe filled with cocaine and other drugs on the premises (unless you believe that Nick just started keeping drugs in his home on October 2023). Now consider Drexel's fear of police/government and criminal charges and also what would happen if his baby-momma caught wind of where Drexel had been taking their daughter.
It should also be noted:

Drexel used to publicly go to bat for Nick against all the allegations the Farms were making back in 2023. Drexel defended Nick from allegations that Nick was using substances, was swinging, was going Hedonism II, and so on. Drexel wasn't like Camelot and claimed that it was reasonable for Nick to do this, his defense of Nick was more along the lines of "Nick wouldn't do this." Of course, we now know that Nick was swinging, he was using substances for years, and he did go to Hedo. Nick allowed Drexel to believe this and publicly defend him, when it wasn't true. I imagine Drex felt betrayed and manipulated.
 
Bingo.

Nevermind that it never happened. Depp admitted to giving his daughter cannabis when she was 13, with some bullshit about how he wanted to make sure she didn’t get bad shit and would do it in a safe environment at home. That’s fucked up. But it’s not what Nick has claimed, that Depp did drugs around his kids.

Coincidentally, Lily-Rose Depp’s birthday is today. She is 26 years old.
I think he knows that when the bodycam footage comes out and reveals that there's coke everywhere while his kids are home it'll be undeniable. He's trying to do an appeal to authority because the wine mom sycophants love johnny depp and got introduced to Nick through the depp trial.

Analyzing the Nick Janus speech and trying to find the truth in the technicalities I noticed:

-Saying "nobody gives a shit 99% of the time, especially when the kids are ok... My kids are fine" in regards to doing drugs in front of them is essentially an admission in my book

-He claims there wasn't an "exposure" and that his daughter wasn't "sitting around doing cocaine". This to me is him saying that the daughter wasn't exposed accidentally, and wasn't doing lines like he was... But he isn't denying that he gave it to her as a fucked up form of medicine

-"The county had no thought that my kids ingested drugs" just says to me that Nick tricked the state. It isn't the same as "i didn't give my kids drugs"

-"my decisions didn't make things worse for my kids" Kill yourself, Nick
 
Hey stupid limpdick faggot, YOU decided to make your PRIVATE life part of your PUBLIC IMAGE bit-by-bit by drip feeding your audience pubicly parts of it.
Must be because of your exhibitionist fetish, anyways I digress:
YOU CHOSE TO MAKE YOUR PRIVATE LIFE PUBLIC AS AN ALREADY PUBLIC FIGURE.

Cheers!
🥃 :really:
Take a bump of cocaina and a glass of whiskey(dare you, pussy).
You allowed your own daughter to metabolize cocaine in her system 10x the cutoff in one way or another.
Rot in Piss Junkie cuck.

Nick once again obfuscating.

The fact that they took the kids FOR TWO MONTHS for a simple drug bust is what screams WTF IS GOING ON HERE?!

Show me just one CPS case wheee a simple drug bust results in the kids being taken for two months, Nick.

As Nick himself said: The initial presumption during the arrest was that the kids would stay with the parents for a day or two. Now why didn’t that actually happen? Gee, I suppose it may have something to do with a little girl testing positive for cocaine at levels ten times the cut off?

CLEARLY they suspected that Nick either gave her cocaine or that she in some other way got a hold of it, and removed the kids for a long time whike they investigated. They ultimately couldn’t prove anything because kids don’t like to snitch on their parents. And even if they had proof, kids are only permanently taken away as a matter of last resort.
 
CLEARLY they suspected that Nick either gave her cocaine or that she in some other way got a hold of it, and removed the kids for a long time whike they investigated. They ultimately couldn’t prove anything because kids don’t like to snitch on their parents. And even if they had proof, kids are only permanently taken away as a matter of last resort.

Nick also admitted in that clip that the CPS process itself went for the full six months. Six months being about as long as the process can go before the state has to initiate the process of taking the kids away. I still doubt that Nick got full custody back after two months. I suspect that after two months what Nick got was limited home visits with this kids.
 
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A short Rekieta Report because I got other shit going on
Down 12.79% on Peak Concurrent Viewers from last Tuesday (05/20/2025 / 05/27/2025)
Down 11.46% on Avg. Concurrent Viewers from last Tuesday (05/20/2025 / 05/27/2025)
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Down 16.88% on Superchats Amount, Down 30.30% on number of superchats from last Tuesday

k thx bye!!
 
Can you ask Mr Hardin why he keeps picking on retarded fake lawyers ? From greer to the cuckhold of Kandiyohi county he's building a pattern
Given that Hardin is in DC it probably gives him a chance to deal with less stupid, debased and vile people than he normally encounters
 
This will never happen, but as a sort of thought exercise, do any of you think there are ay steps Nick Crackeita could take to leave the shame vortex and become unironically popular again? I actually think his biggest barrier isn't the drugs or booze, but his catty need to always be right. I think it prevents him from ever actually making any meaningful change because his booze hole brain never sees the things he does as wrong.
When it comes out you gave your 8 year old cocaine.
There isn't a lot you can do to ever come back.

He would need to have a literal "Come to Jesus" moment, where he just breaks down and realizes the heights from which he's fallen. It's certainly possible, but he has to be willing to at least slow down and PULL UP.
Pulling up has to be done before you hit the ground.
We're halfway through the Earth to China at this point

hat my clips are too big. Null said to re-sc
He's trying to prep the balldowashers for what they're about to see LOL
Those niggers are the only people more insufferable than nick. The retards that blindly believe him.


I didn't hear any acknowledgment that he knew he was being recorded.
Coomalot is a rat so no surprises there.
And of course it was him saying something crass / assholeish. He did that shit with Phase and other groups.
All I can say is he gets what he deserves. And the fact he leaked this shit probably will get him blacklisted further from other events, along with not making himself look any better.
Because now its clear he pissed off a large chunk of their audience.
 
He would need to have a literal "Come to Jesus" moment, where he just breaks down and realizes the heights from which he's fallen. It's certainly possible, but he has to be willing to at least slow down and PULL UP.
Even if that were possible there's absolutely no indication that Nick has any interest in redemption. It's still everyone else's fault, drugs are still cool and fun to do, its fine to have a list if enemies that you go over regularly, it's totally not galaxy gas, everyone who disagrees is a nerd, and why do you care so much anyway? So sure, if he got his act together and fucked off the internet he could probably just live a comfortable life, but I have never seen someone so opposed to that idea in my life.
 
There's hardly a lack of legal commentary content at this point anyway. Why listen to a nonpracticing lawyer make basic ass observations when there are dozens of better options.
Nick caught the zeitgeist and then blew it. There's no returning. It's like asking how Alien Ant Farm could become a number 1 selling band in 2025. No matter what he does it won't work.
 
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