Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Potato Burrito]

Can't wait to see how they spin this into the wife and kids fault!

Bitch wife is TRANSPHOBIC (because she divorced him when she caught him stealing her underwear) and he had to flee for his safety obviously. She is keeping him from seeing his children! This is Trump's fault!

 

[Stan]

Why do they think standing there with their deformed cone tits out will help their cause? Even if I believed in this dumb ideology, I’d still be embarrassed by their behavior. You just made it a thousand percent harder to explain to conservatives (or anyone) why they deserve a) free titty skittles and b) to use the same bathroom as your daughter. Thanks a lot, dickheads.

They're co-opting a feminist demonstration tactic where women would expose parts of their bodies in order to make a point.

Spoiler: a brief history of getting naked at protests

The first example I know of this was a demonstration in 1976 where Yale female crew athletes (and their male coach) barged into the Dean's office and stripped their clothes off to reveal the words "TITLE IX" written on their bodies. They also made a speech about how Yale was exploiting the women's crew team (and the bodies of the athletes) by not giving them the same amount of practice time, resources, or even access to showers that the men's crew team enjoyed, and demanded that the school start obeying Title IX, which mandates equity between men's and women's sports teams.

SlutWalks also sometimes involve women taking off their clothes and writing messages on their bodies during the protest to highlight that women are treated as sexual objects without agency. Women also will dress in "slutty" clothes for slutwalks to protest the idea that wearing suggestive clothing means it's OK for men to rape them. So in that case the nudity is used as a protest against rape culture. (IMO a somewhat confused and paradoxical protest, and one that you generally only see in nations where women have less fear of male violence and enjoy a higher degree of safety. For example, NYC and Amsterdam do annual SlutWalks, and nothing bad happens, but I do not think feminists in India would organize a SlutWalk, because they can't count on their safety or police protection if they did.)

It's effective on a few levels - the first being that naked female bodies in public tend to draw attention, and more attention means the protest will reach more people and has a better shot of changing people's minds and perhaps policy. The second is (slightly paradoxically) to highlight how women's bodies are treated like fungible objects, by writing protest slogans on them as an act of civil resistance.

So the trannies are doing this because they want to tap into that rhetoric - but they come off looking like group exhibitionists trying to make the general public uncomfortable. Women naked in public is a horse of a different color than men getting naked in public. When men expose themselves in public it's almost always as a kind of sexual intimidation towards women and I am kind of surprised the troons don't get that it still reads that way, because they are still men. It also doesn't help that they're protesting for like, the right to get access to women's saunas or to have free government funded SRS for kids under 10, for which hardly anyone who isn't trans has much sympathy.

Nooooo!
Billy Connolly, what have you done?!

They really look like misplaced revelers from the Folsom Street Fair or something though.

Pooner has a hard time finding a job. Blames it on everyone else's transphobia and the fact her "too many mental health issues" mean she can't work full time. The inevitable solution: Prostitution!

Reason #199 why trannies got no place in feminism: they actively encourage each other to prostitute themselves. I don't think even the most sex worker inclusive of sex positive feminists would actively endorse prostitution as a good idea to make money fast. At best they kind of accept it's a "choice" that women make when other job opportunities aren't paying them enough to get by and they tend to acknowledge that whoring is a set of golden handcuffs, because in order to whore at a high level you need to invest a ton of your profits into costumes, shoes, makeup, personal care, """"protection"""" and things like that.

 

[Clyde Cash's Left Teste]

SlutWalks also sometimes involve women taking off their clothes and writing messages on their bodies during the protest to highlight that women are treated as sexual objects without agency. Women also will dress in "slutty" clothes for slutwalks to protest the idea that wearing suggestive clothing means it's OK for men to rape them. So in that case the nudity is used as a protest against rape culture. (IMO a somewhat confused and paradoxical protest, and one that you generally only see in nations where women have less fear of male violence and enjoy a higher degree of safety. For example, NYC and Amsterdam do annual SlutWalks, and nothing bad happens, but I do not think feminists in India would organize a SlutWalk, because they can't count on their safety or police protection if they did.)

Do these really do much at furthering their cause though?

 

[DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK]

Not an L she posted herself, but Predator Poachers caught a pooner pedophile. She mentions Tumblr lmao. Has the frog voice, septum ring, fat as fuck, lives with her parents, the whole checklist.

 

[Stan]

Do these really do much at furthering their cause though?

Spoiler: so off topic

The Yale thing worked but it was more specific - the athletes felt that their bodies were being exploited by Yale and that was the reason for the nudity. They wanted to highlight the exploitation of their bodies that the university was doing by making them compete with like 1/5th the practice time and basic resources the men's team got, they were treated like an after thought, and that was against the law.

I am of mixed feelings whether slut walks (and the public exposure aspect especially) "work". I agree with the principle of slutwalks, that women's right not to be raped shouldn't be conditional on what she's wearing, or whether she went on a date with the perp, or whether she danced in a really exciting way that he got obessed with, or she drank booze or used drugs around him, etc.

And I do think that what men men think is 'slutty' and 'asking for it' is a slippery slope. If you zapped me to Egypt right now I'd be "asking for it" because my hair isn't covered up, and we all know how sexy hair is, the men can't help themselves if they see hair, you shoulda known better... So women trying to "be safe" by avoiding some behaviors and leaning into other ones will never make women safe, it just cages them. And so I have no patience for arguments that if women just did X, Y, Z and didn't do P, Q, R they'd have nothing to worry about from men. Because that isn't true.

I do think it's counterproductive for women to present their bodies as a sexual object as a rhetorical device in a protest. I don't think it makes their point very effectively, at least not to the people whose minds they want to change. But this isn't about what I think - I'm just trying to provide the historical background about why the troons are doing this to begin with, and the answer is, they are imitating feminist protests that do something similar.

 

[Sean Andalou]

Treading a fine line between effective and ...


Reddit -- Archive

Spoiler: Whole thing.

I've been on HRT for about a year now. During this time, I've been living away from my parents because of university, which gave me space to transition more freely. They know I'm trans, but they're very uneducated about it they made me promise not to take any hormones because they believe HRT will somehow turn me into a "monster."

They recently came to visit for my graduation, and I wore a binder to hide my chest around them. I was trying to avoid conflict and keep the peace. But yesterday morning, before I had a chance to put the binder on, my dad came up to me right after I woke up. Without warning, he flicked my nipple and said, "Wow, those look bigger." Since then, my mom has been pushing me to take my shirt off in front of her. Even resorting to phisically fighting with me pushing my shirt off, which just led me to scream and freakout (in a way that I didnt think it was possible for me to). On the end she only backed off because my girlfriend was still at the house.

Now that my girlfriend’s gone to work, my parents just messaged me saying they “need to talk” and that they’re coming over. I’m freaking out. I don’t know what to do or what they’re going to say. I feel cornered and unsafe in my own home. And I know this isnt the best place to just talk about this but I really needed to vent.

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... But yesterday morning, before I had a chance to put the binder on, my dad came up to me right after I woke up. Without warning, he flicked my nipple and said, "Wow, those look bigger." Since then, my mom has been pushing me to take my shirt off in front of her. ...

,,, Now that my girlfriend’s gone to work, my parents just messaged me saying they “need to talk” and that they’re coming over. I’m freaking out. I don’t know what to do or what they’re going to say. I feel cornered and unsafe in my own home. ...

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Top comment (992 upvotes) with lots of responses.

Tell them you'll meet them in a public place. They have stepped WAY over the line. They didn't have any desire involved, but that doesn't change that you experienced sexual harrassment from them. Protect yourself. Only meet them in a public place until after this is all over.

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> Without warning, he flicked my nipple and said, "Wow, those look bigger."

I don't care what gender you are. That's absolutely unacceptable. What the actual fuck. That's just straight up sexual harassment if not assault.

First reply to that one.

100000% assault. If a daughter reported this to the police, that father would have a cop’s knee on his back within 15 minutes

Sorry no selfie, but here's his angsty Reddit avatar.

 

[Alaina's Rotdog]

I mean, I totally would spit at him and say fuck you and I'm not even his friend!

 

[Caesar]

Not an L she posted herself, but Predator Poachers caught a pooner pedophile. She mentions Tumblr lmao. Has the frog voice, septum ring, fat as fuck, lives with her parents, the whole checklist.

Obviously that creature is fucked but man I hate Chet and some of his probing questions are so fuckin suspect. Somethings gonna come out about that fucker one day. Not kid stuff nor like racial slurs but something.

I skipped like 10 mins in and I watched about 15 min while cooking just then, couldn't take any more. Somebody needs to follow chet with a firearm and take the trash out when he's done recording because fuck that creature and its stories are disgusting.

Of course, the creature says it was also abused. Conveniently its some locked away hidden memory it can't access but it totally happened dude I promise and I'm not making it up to sound better/getting off on some self insertion story.

It takes a lot to "enough internet for today" me but I'm damn close now

 

[Owls Owls Owls]

Now for something slightly different: Middle-aged lesbian decides she is agender, is sad her wife of 20+ years isn't impressed.

Reddit / Archive

Spoiler: Full text

I (agender, 41) just came out to my wife. We have been married 20ish years. I was recently dx with autism and adhd. It’s been an adjustment for both of us. I came out to her and because she has no framework for agender, I used nonbinary as an umbrella term. I explained agender is under the umbrella but it’s different (explained why).

Anyway, she said it might change. I asked why. She said because I’ve been recontextualizing my life as AuDHD. That’s true. I have. I explained that the experience isn’t new. It’s the language that’s new to me.

Then she asked if I’m experiencing this because I’m autistic. Like is my gender experience different due to autistic thinking. How could I know that? It’s not like I can divorce my brain of that and re examine. She did other questions but they were about my body. How, if at all, things would change for her.

She has an issue with nonbinary people but does appreciate and respect binary trans folks. She doesn’t want to change her language or expressions. She takes issue with they/them bc she has to “think” about it. She has said before that these things disallow her from connection with NBs.

I knew this wasn’t going to go great. But I left the conversation feeling so dismissed and invalidated. I told her I had to share this because I felt like I was lying and she deserves the truth of who I am. She won’t be using my preferred name - that she doesn’t like- or my preferred pronouns. I will admit that I fawned. I have Cptsd and I have these very strong trauma response. I’m ashamed of that. I feel so stupid.

TLDR: I came out to wife and feel dismissed and invalidated. I don’t know where to go from here.

Comparing her with men who blow up their lives at around the same age is so interesting. Where most men seem to do it for the coom, this woman seems to be bringing needless conflict into her marriage for the munchies. Despite being an arguably fully-functional adult woman, after being diagnosed as autistic last year, her life seems to revolve around collecting as many diagnoses as she can.

Spoiler: Text

I recently learned I am not only autistic; I also have ADHD. I have CPTSD, GAD, chronic pain, depression etc. I’m struggling with managing my ability. Therapist spoke to me about spoon theory which I knew about vaguely.

My problem: I don’t know how to tell how many spoon I have. I tend to dissociate I guess and so I’m never really aware of how I feel until it’s intense. I also have alexithymia.

So I’d like to try using this idea to adjust to daily needs but I’m really not sure how.

My ask: are there resources you know of that can help? I’d love a template to track my daily bodily stuff to get a baseline and go from there. I’m just really unsure how to start. I did join r/spoonies but they won’t let me post yet.

.

 

[CheesyBoy]

I
Don't know, Geddy Lee with double Ds. You tell me.

It appears to be one of those rubber bra things troons wear to simulate having pornstar titties.

 

[Dolly Brooks]

It’s not an L yet, but it will be.

 

[Sean Andalou]

Comparing her with men who blow up their lives at around the same age is so interesting. Where most men seem to do it for the coom, this woman seems to be bringing needless conflict into her marriage for the munchies. Despite being an arguably fully-functional adult woman, after being diagnosed as autistic last year, her life seems to revolve around collecting as many diagnoses as she can.

Drama can be a means to an end, or it can be an end in itself.

 

[Izdaja Slika]

Someone take me to trans island where I can just make twitch content and youtube videos without having to remove my spark due to my environment, where I can go out and do things without cis peoples judgement and where my healthcare won't be denied over some bs technicality or just cos the pharmacy couldn't care less about helping me. I'm so done living in their society. Even cis people are miserable and they still can't break their own bubbles to realise this attitude of hatred towards anyone different is killing all of us, not just the minorities they hate.

I’m always fascinated by how so many of these people are so mentally ill that a part time job will cause them to jump off a bridge, but… 100% public facing, 24-7 grind with no days off and a lower than 1% chance to earn a living? No, that’s fine, they’d apparently have plenty of spoons for that.

I know many young people basically don't want to work and would love to have free accommodation and a guaranteed passive income so they can be mentally ill and lazy full time, but I love (hate actually) the intersectional marriage of 'lazy young pseudocommunist' (I say pseudo because they wouldn't have the stones to survive actual communism) with 'cis people caused resources to be scarce'.

If I could quit my job right now and continue to receive the same income passively, I'd do it in a heartbeat. I'd copyright infringe classic movies and edit them into amusing mashups that are mostly injokes with my friends and put them on YouTube. Many of us would be idle if we could. But I live in fucking reality.

 

[Memory Card]

“Bimbo” whines about in-laws then e-begs.

 

[Kerr Avon]

Nooooo!
Billy Connolly, what have you done?!
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Captain Slow has been packing on the pounds

 

[RazorBackBacon]

Look at this stupid ass header

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“Breaking barriers?” Jeez

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Hate to break it to you lady but women and men are both capable of swimming and have done so for years, this proves absolutely nothing and the barriers remain unbroken

This is why so many people become trans, just look at how the media gushes over them at every little feat. You could be a man society doesn’t care anything for or you can transition to a woman and the media will fawn over you for the tiniest things and write fluff pieces like “Brave trans woman works 5 hour shifts at McDonals breaking barriers and making history”

Gonna be really hard to do a breast stroke without breasts.

 

[AnZero]

It has been

I scrolled a bunch of pages looking for it, I must have missed it, my bad. Still insane though. There was another account called Mellibean on xitter who seemed to (ALLEGEDLY!!) been grooming this kid and was asking to privately dm him. He has now locked down his account after people pointed this out.

 

[Dolly Brooks]

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Eulogy for a normal person: He was a great husband, father, colleague and a pillar of the community
Troon eulogy: She was a light in the Sonic modding community
Eulogy for a normal person: His wife, kids, brother and local priest all said he was a great man and they are shattered by his loss
Troon eulogy: A discord moderator said


Really just shows how these people truly have no life and nothing to be remembered by (Except their birth name and gender). If you don't want the only thing people talk about after you're dead to be your contribution to the Sonic modding community, don't troon out.

I was trying not to be evil but “She was a light in the Sonic modding community” is one of the funniest things I’ve read in a while. I’m not made of stone.

I get that 17-year-olds are young and dumb and the lines between victim and willing participant are a little blurry here but Charles or whatever probably jerked it to so much lesbian porn he convinced himself he was one and then killed himself because Trump was gonna take away his cone titties. The prison gay relationship where they both pretend to be real womenz is the cherry on top.

It didn’t have to be this way. You didn’t have to become one of the most annoying groups on the entire fucking planet. You didn’t have to send rape and death threats to everyone who slightly disagreed with you. Do you know how fucking terrible you have to be for years before a large portion of the internet says “good riddance” about some rando dying?

It’s not even about him in particular. Troons are the UnitedHealthcare of people right now and they earned it.

 

[triple baka]

She also doxxed the phone no. of the guy he ran off to, lol.

Already has all incoming calls blocked

 

[Metal Slime 20x6]

It appears to be one of those rubber bra things troons wear to simulate having pornstar titties.

Nah they’re implants, I’ve been following him a while and he’s posted fairly extensively about his surgeries. No explicit photos, but ones of him waiting in the hospital, then afterwards all wrapped in bandages etc.