DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[RIP_SANITY]

So Rambo didn't make the cut, and Scarface somehow made it in.

Also take a look at the last choice: Revolution 60!

 

[BrunoMattei]

He probably avoided the Rambo game just to avoid any mentions of John.

 

[RIP_SANITY]

I'm kinda surprised he picked Bad Rats. As far as I know, it's considered a decent/okayish game.
Maybe one of his dumb fans meant Tunnel Rats, which was a POS game. (based on a film by Uwe Boll lol)
EDIT: nevermind just checked, game is considered bad, the reviews given by steam users were jokes lol. my bad.

 

[His Dewliness]

I can imagine he'll get angry at bad rats immediately due to it's inconsistent physics.

He probably only picked it because it was a running joke for a short time a couple of years ago. It wouldn't surprise me if Phil only just found out about the game now.

 

[Jotaro]

I'm 90 seconds into his new 40 min VLAHG that looks like it'll have more begging in it

he's already dropped a couple gems

'everybody deserves to have a kind of day of rest every single week' 'the bottom line is since I moved here in 2014 I didn't do that, and now I'm finally realizing what the hell have I been doing?'

this lazy sack of shit is acting like he's out there doing manual labor 6 days a week instead of sitting on his ass playing video games for 4 hours a day. EVERY DAY IS A DAY OFF.

 

[Ser Weeaboo]

I can imagine he'll get angry at bad rats immediately due to it's inconsistent physics.

He probably only picked it because it was a running joke for a short time a couple of years ago. It wouldn't surprise me if Phil only just found out about the game now.

It's still a running joke. People will still get you the game as a joke gift.

I'm 90 seconds into his new 40 min VLAHG that looks like it'll have more begging in it

he's already dropped a couple gems

'everybody deserves to have a kind of day of rest every single week' 'the bottom line is since I moved here in 2014 I didn't do that, and now I'm finally realizing what the hell have I been doing?'

this lazy sack of shit is acting like he's out there doing manual labor 6 days a week instead of sitting on his ass playing video games for 4 hours a day. EVERY DAY IS A DAY OFF.

I dunno. Maybe it's just me, but I think having it be your main source of income, and subject to a schedule besides, might make it a bit more tiresome.

 

[Jotaro]

'so there's not much else I can do on my end, what I've done on my end - the changes I've now made, leaving Machinima, going with Curse instead. Changing my video style and being more interactive with people. That's what I can do on my end.' he says before directing people to his Patreon, teespring and asking for donations to pay his bills.

he's really trying to spin the whole being fired by Machinima and then begging his followers on Twitter to find him a new Network thing into some positive change he decided to undertake of his own will

 

[HY 140]

he's really trying to spin the whole being fired by Machinima and then begging his followers on Twitter to find him a new Network

but sadly no one will take his sorry ass

 

[Freshtodeath]

The new video is basically him begging fans to foot the bill for his tax bill. When his taxes leaked last time I think the bill was about 3k. He talks for 30 min about how much dough is rolling in then starts to cry about his coming tax bill. This guy is such a con artist. His fans already give him 1200 on patreon and whatever he makes on twitch.

 

[grump]

DSP's knowledge of health is just bizarre in general. Sun chips with artificial flavoring from tomatoes are considered "healthy". Pork to him is considered healthier than beef. Doesn't realize he can safely consume raw beef. Drinking mountain dew every day is horrible for you especially if you're not active. I wouldn't be surprised if those energy drinks are made with the scum at the bottom of the camp ells soup factory just to make some extra cash.

My dad drank V8 for a month to try and be healthy and his blood sugar skyrocketed and he is a very active person.

Phil chowing down on 'healthy' vegetable energy drinks and vegetable chips with his ass planted on the couch nearly 24/7 reminds me vividly of a conversation I had with a friend who has a obese nearly immobile relative When I questioned his practice of fetching her chocolate candy he said to me 'You're right I'll get her a Powerbar'. I'm not making this up. This is the mentality of some people out there.

I wonder if we're going to see his weight tick up even higher in the coming years if he manages to keep his serious adult business. Will he end up like those bedridden people featured in news programs?

 

[Xenomorph]

 

[Bilderberg Team Builder]

Phil felt the need to reply to comments today on that vlog.

And the best for last, Phil blames Youtube ever more for him having to change his shitty video style.

 

[Xenomorph]

Popsicolo, you know if I was him I would tell Phil to stop shouting me out on making shit for him. Its basically saying "HEY LOOK THIS GUY SUCKS MY BALLS"

 

[A Ghost]

So Rambo didn't make the cut, and Scarface somehow made it in.

Also take a look at the last choice: Revolution 60!

oh shit phil vs Revolution 60 its gonna be a quit that game requires typing and god knows phil can't multitask worth shit shocked scarface made it who wants to hedge bets if it wins he will rig the poll or make up a reason to not play it

 

[Keystone]

Phil felt the need to reply to comments today on that vlog.

All that dust must be gumming up his retarded brain more than usual. He did reveal the terms of agreement with Machinima when he talked about his CPM and how much they paid him. This fucktard can't keep his lies straight.

 

[Xenomorph]

Phil in that vhLAAAG said he has had his bank accounts overdrawn and is behind on bills... who smells bullshit?

 

[Keystone]

Phil in that vhLAAAG said he has had his bank accounts overdrawn and is behind on bills... who smells bullshit?

Like his "bad back" which he nonchalantly said was fine a few VEELAGHs ago, in May or maybe June he'll likely just flat out say "oh yeah I paid my bills/taxes in April just fine." As I said, he just cannot keep his lies straight - and more often than not he'll just gloss over them like they were nothing. As if everyone is as retarded as he is and doesn't check his previous videos and statements.

 

[Taily Puff]

I wonder if we're going to see his weight tick up even higher in the coming years if he manages to keep his serious adult business.

Youthful invulnerability is no joke.

Toddlers that eat nothing but cheetos and hot dogs keep up with the kids who are getting force fed organic spinach smoothies.
Kids can get away with pizza and french fries as long as someone throws a flinstone vitamin at them now and then.
Teenagers can do whatever they want, because they're the worst kind of human and life just isn't fair.
Young adults start to see a pattern between eating shit and feeling like shit, but it's more a vague idea than a law.

DSP is riiiiiiiiiiight at that age where all your bad decisions start to dogpile. Unless you have self control. DSP does not have self control. DSP is not going to get better with age. It's going to be more like Marlon Brando than George Glooney. I salute Panda for being dedicated enough to stay with someone who's very clearly going to balloon into a walking pork barrel.

 

[Le Redditeur Part Deux]

"Twitch success", I can't believe he's making more money on Twitch than he was making on Youtube.

 

[Bridge to Nowhere]

"Twitch success", I can't believe he's making more money on Twitch than he was making on Youtube.

And when he leaves Twitch again for another unbelievably stupid reason, he'll talk about how much it hampered him and how his next decision is the best he's ever made that will save his business...It's an endless cycle of stupidity.