Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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Why is Nicholas Rekieta offline?

  • He's spending time with his family, NERDS.

    Votes: 72 10.7%
  • He pissed hot and he's in trouble!

    Votes: 95 14.1%
  • Yet another "family incident" happened.

    Votes: 209 31.1%
  • His lawyer ordered him to shut up.

    Votes: 175 26.0%
  • He's busy procuring the 5k LOCALS gift.

    Votes: 70 10.4%
  • He's dead.

    Votes: 51 7.6%

  • Total voters
    672
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She is not even "his beloved wife" any more. He's telling half of a truth here. He desperately wants Kayla to GTFO of his life but the damn bitch just wouldn't leave already. He'll go full Ralphamale once she hopefully leaves. And she should, not to grant him his wish, but because this motherfucker is able to smack a bitch. I am convinced he would because he hates her. He already hinted he has shit to talk about her side of the family but won't do it yet (cos bish is still hanging around)

On a side note, I don't know who is current corner demon but there clearly is one. In the clip about nanny it is as clear as a day he was being coached by somebody off screen, probably telling him to stop talking about it. Nick started talking and spoke till he looked at a demon, then he stopped, even made a slight but visible negative response to the person (shaking no with his head) and abruptly ended his answer with "I don't know..... how you fire somebody faster" with something like a shrug of giving up on the topic.
 
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She is not even "his beloved wife" any more. He's telling half of a truth here. He desperately wants Kayla to GTFO of his life but the damn bitch just wouldn't leave already. He'll go full Ralphamale once she hopefully leaves. And she should, not to grant him his wish, but because this motherfucker is able to smack a bitch. I am convinced he would because he hates her. He already hinted he has shit to talk about her side of the family but won't do it yet (cos bish is still hanging around)
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Kayla should wait until Nick is inevitably in prison then divorce rape him. If not then, soon after his parents die. Once there is no one left that can protect him, he deserves to be even more alone. Die slow, faggot.
 
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It seems so. @ItsAaronIgnoreMe if you want to go for maximum damage, Friday is a week out from the bodycam footage. Have Keanu get in touch with Warski / PPP or Alex Stein and drop it all that evening so he has a week to let that pressure really build right to the grand event.
There is no guarantee we're getting the body cam footage then. Null explicitly said "two weeks, or I'll sue." He might have to end up suing. That will delay things further.
 
How embarrassing for Nick. He wilfully abandoned his marriage, left it to rot and was too much of a fucking coward to pull the trigger in mercy himself.

He wanted to wait out Kayla's frustration, force her in a position to initiate the divorce so he could claim "Hey everyone, she left me! I was justified in marrying my new young bimbo!"

I want to know the life of Bob Rekieta and what possessed him to raise such a pathetic, yellow-bellied worm for a son.

I hope someday, Kayla comes to her own sense and divorces him entirely on her own terms. No warning, no remorse, no second chances.
 
There is no guarantee we're getting the body cam footage then. Null explicitly said "two weeks, or I'll sue." He might have to end up suing. That will delay things further.
The county is probably weighing the odds of which is cheaper- a lawsuit from Nick (for releasing the footage), or a lawsuit from Kiwi Farms / uwu / whoever else (for not releasing the footage, presumably on a "clearing the air" theory).

Good thing Nick lost his law license. (Or at least his ability to practice law. He maybe could do it pro se for himself, but not his family or even the mother of his kids. Certainly he couldn't sue for his side piece.)
 
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>I never wanted to leave their mother

Wow, he really doesn't love Kayla. He didn't say something like, I love my wife and I made a horrible mistake, he just doesn't want to leave their mother.

Kayla needs to divorce baldoman and give us years of new content. Imagine Nick becoming a full on manosphere podcast bro because his wife rekt him.
He's never publicly said anything nearly as romantic as the way he talks about April
 
Disagree. Slow drip of info on twitter is much funnier than doing some big gay exclusive on a show. And the bodycam footage isn't a sure thing yet.

There is no guarantee we're getting the body cam footage then. Null explicitly said "two weeks, or I'll sue." He might have to end up suing. That will delay things further.
I understand quite well that “two weeks” isn’t 100% guaranteed. I’ve simply decided to put my money all in on Josh on this one and take a leap of faith. A quality blowout and weeklong spergfest into oblivion would be entertaining.
 
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Nick’s constant boasting about how fine his kids are is fucking gross. Most kids being held hostage by degenerate parents seem fine to most people because children are very good at pretending to be fine. And his kids are active in theatre IIRC, just like mom, so they’re practiced at acting.

I hope all five turn on Nick and bash his skull in when he passes out at 6AM.
Starting to think I was right about how neither of them love each other and did the open marriage thing just with an excuse to stay together for the kids. Which obviously is more harmful to the kids to see that with their parents than just being adults and divorce or do an attempt to rekindle their love in the marriage. Of course there never was any Nick just jumped on the first girl who let him out his penis inside her… and again with April. Hey maybe there’s a hooker Nick thinks loves him because the hooker let him kiss her like Ralph.
 
Have another whippit Nick, you've earned it!
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The county is probably weighing the odds of which is cheaper- a lawsuit from Nick (for releasing the footage), or a lawsuit from Kiwi Farms / uwu / whoever else
I guess it would be interesting to hear a legal analysis on Nick's chances of winning such a suit. Has any lawtuber ever covered this in-depth?
 
How embarrassing for Nick. He wilfully abandoned his marriage, left it to rot and was too much of a fucking coward to pull the trigger in mercy himself.

He wanted to wait out Kayla's frustration, force her in a position to initiate the divorce so he could claim "Hey everyone, she left me! I was justified in marrying my new young bimbo!"

I want to know the life of Bob Rekieta and what possessed him to raise such a pathetic, yellow-bellied worm for a son.

I hope someday, Kayla comes to her own sense and divorces him entirely on her own terms. No warning, no remorse, no second chances.
You want to know how this absolute chad could have raised the gay cuck coke snorting nitrous huffer? Mystery to me too.

This single picture is the entire timeline, strong men, good times, weak men, hard times.

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Plus additional added on deficiencies from being a puny, anorexic skelly girl.
Pfft he eats plenty of vitamin d

@Long Time Caller wow, Snowden could be a cousin, except the relation would be like a Took to a Sackville Baggins

@AncientPhosphur 100% Kayla was sitting around waiting for him to love her again and he just talked her into thinking the underlying purpose was going to result in her getting more sex as a byproduct of re-piquing his interest. That’s how religious women be
 
Nick and all affected parties has to be informed of its release and he will assuredly contest it.
Speaking of Nick receiving court correspondence, recall April’s traffic case. After she was charged with speeding, Nick filed a Certificate of Representation to the court, wherein he put down his PO Box as his mailing address.

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As we know, that’s where his representation pretty much ended. When the hearing notice went out, Nick was cc’d.

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Two weeks later, the notice was filed as Returned Mail from Nick’s address.

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Depending on the post office and the type of mail, PO Box mail can be returned to the sender after 10-15 days if the owner doesn’t pick it up. It can also be sent back earlier than that if the box is full or if the owner stopped paying.

Nick and April didn’t show up to court, so she was sentenced. April’s sentencing order got returned to the court a couple of months later in the same fashion, just days before his arrest:

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We know Nick still has this PO Box, so we can infer from this that Nick either stopped picking up his mail altogether, or his payment to the PO Box lapsed when he was strung out on drugs and the post office immediately sent it back. Either way, he didn’t pick up his mail. The letters from the bank telling him to pay his mortgage probably met the same fate...

…which brings me to the bodycam footage and the related legal notices. I suspect Nick will ignore the notice from the court and then act like he was improperly served in an attempt to complicate its release, even though I’m pretty sure it’s his legal responsibility to keep his address up-to-date and pick up his own goddamn mail from the post office.
 
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