Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Permanent Resident Cope]

- He says the chiropractor, who he used to see with the family every Thursday was his sister-in-law. He says that his kids feel very sad that they don't talk to their aunt and feel betrayed, etc.

It's unclear, because he said "someone who worked there" so could she have been a receptionist or something?

He used to leave Laid Back Law early citing chiropractor appointments, but that was on Fridays. I bet the appointments were on Thursdays and he just wanted to not be stuck the entire Laid Back Law show and to give the appearance that he was attending to family obligations.

 

[RotPockets]

I feel we need a new Streisand Effect type term the Rekieta Effect, where a faggot horrorcow keeps trying to silence critics and enemies and keeps multiplying them by doing so

Mogwai Effect? When seething exponentially increases your trolls.

 

[Boingboingboingboi]

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Nick’s constant boasting about how fine his kids are is fucking gross. Most kids being held hostage by degenerate parents seem fine to most people because children are very good at pretending to be fine. And his kids are active in theatre IIRC, just like mom, so they’re practiced at acting.

I hope all five turn on Nick and bash his skull in when he passes out at 6AM.

what a complete and utter cuck. he's not even man enough to leave his druggie wife for his druggie mistress. he wants KAYLA to do all the hard work for him. what a weak, pathetic, weasel-y faggot.

 

[Turbo Hornbag Hervez]

It's unclear, because he said "someone who worked there" so could she have been a receptionist or something?
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He used to leave Laid Back Law early citing chiropractor appointments, but that was on Fridays. I bet the appointments were on Thursdays and he just wanted to not be stuck the entire Laid Back Law show and to give the appearance that he was attending to family obligations.

Anyone with children, let alone 5, knows to bring food everywhere for snacks. Especially with a $3k snack budget. This fucking whiny bitch and his useless wife are so selfish and thoughtless. Not everyone is starving themselves to drink their calories, you nigger.

 

[Truly Rural]

He wants to be able to say that SHE destroyed the marriage, she ended it, not him. He wants to go on pretending he gave a fuck about the family he helped create and demolish.

 

[Rodeo Roadrunner]

April needs to start dumping the private texts already. It would be Balldo 9/11. I hope April is the spiteful bitch we need her to be.

I actuaally disagree. Keanu is drip-feeding for attention, sure, but she is waiting for Nick to make specific lies, then dropping a text message that shows he is lying. She is being deliberate, in that each text message is a response to a lie. Honestly a fine approach.

Im assuming she cropped out the date to make nick think this is recent and she's turned on him? He really wanted to know when this happened after all.

Who cares when the text was sent? Nick in his tweet said "I never wanted to leave their mother." Keanu is showing a text that, at least at some point, Nick DID want to divorce Kayla. That is enough to show that Nick is lying.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Anyone with children, let alone 5, knows to bring food everywhere for snacks. Especially with a $3k snack budget. This fucking whiny bitch and his useless wife are so selfish and thoughtless. Not everyone is starving themselves to drink their calories, you nigger.

The rule we always used was “Bring more snacks than you think you could possibly ever need, and then add 10 more.” This is basic child-minding 101.

Whereas it looks like Nick had his kids on fucking diets from birth.

 

[Forfeited Heroes]

Jesus Christ every time I see a new clip of Rekieta he looks and sounds like he's becoming a yuppie version of officer Doofy.

 

[Swole McPole]

"Matt will fight for you and ensure you get the respect you deserve from our government and our court system."

Not many heroes left in the world today. Matt Hardin definitely counts among them though.

For anyone thinking that Drexel is simply principled and caring for Nick's kids, consider that Drexel and his daughter would either visit or stay over at the Rekieta's home.

I'm also reminded of that conversation between Drex and Legal Jizzwad, when Drex is saying to Legal Jizzwad, 'You think you know Nick, but I've known Nick for years and he's just like me. In fact, he's even WORSE than me.' He didn't expand on what he was referring to, but there are all manner of possibilities that come to mind now.

Given that Hardin is in DC it probably gives him a chance to deal with less stupid, debased and vile people than he normally encounters

I thought he was in Texas?

Nick is our candle in the wind, the princess of our hearts.

And Aaron Imholte is the Prince Charles that we deserve.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I'm also reminded of that conversation between Drex and Legal Jizzwad, when Drex is saying to Legal Jizzwad, 'You think you know Nick, but I've known Nick for years and he's just like me. In fact, he's even WORSE than me.' He didn't expand on what he was referring to, but there are all manner of possibilities that come to mind now.

Yeah that definitely goes in the Rekieta foreshadowing top five, probably at number one.

Nick is a cuck AND he got outsmarted by Drexel. Fucking OUCH.

 

[Niggernerd]

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She is not even "his beloved wife" any more. He's telling half of a truth here. He desperately wants Kayla to GTFO of his life but the damn bitch just wouldn't leave already. He'll go full Ralphamale once she hopefully leaves. And she should, not to grant him his wish, but because this motherfucker is able to smack a bitch. I am convinced he would because he hates her. He already hinted he has shit to talk about her side of the family but won't do it yet (cos bish is still hanging around)

On a side note, I don't know who is current corner demon but there clearly is one. In the clip about nanny it is as clear as a day he was being coached by somebody off screen, probably telling him to stop talking about it. Nick started talking and spoke till he looked at a demon, then he stopped, even made a slight but visible negative response to the person (shaking no with his head) and abruptly ended his answer with "I don't know..... how you fire somebody faster" with something like a shrug of giving up on the topic.

I DID NAHT WANT TO LEAVE HER
I DID NAHT
Oh hi April

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Jesus Christ every time I see a new clip of Rekieta he looks and sounds like he's becoming a yuppie version of officer Doofy.

I saw some clip of him today from last July. 6 or so weeks after his arrest, and he looked and sounded 1000x healthier than he does now.

 

[God's strongest milkman]

Have we officially entered the Maury pauvich/ Jerry springer family drama section of his life?

I'm looking forward to his drugged up I'm not the father dance.

 

[Vibralldo]

Have we officially entered the Maury pauvich/ Jerry springer family drama section of his life?

I'm looking forward to his drugged up I'm not the father dance.

We've been there for well over a year

 

[Chazzed Up]

I actuaally disagree. Keanu is drip-feeding for attention, sure, but she is waiting for Nick to make specific lies, then dropping a text message that shows he is lying. She is being deliberate, in that each text message is a response to a lie. Honestly a fine approach.

But I want to see firsthand Nick texts dumped. He can wave off or deny or say April is lying in any April texts Keanu shares. If his own texts get dumped by April he's fucked. Sure he will cope still but it'll be apocalyptic for his narrative control.

 

[moocow]

Damn.

The aggravating thing about dealing with a compulsive liar is they never acknowledge their lies, admit they're lying, or recognize that lying is even wrong (if they do it). It's similar to that "narcissist's prayer" thing.

It's why catching them in their lies is never as satisfying as it should be -- they never own up to it, so there's never that smug "caught you, you fucker" moment you're working for

 

[Sloppa]

He wants to be able to say that SHE destroyed the marriage, she ended it, not him. He wants to go on pretending he gave a fuck about the family he helped create and demolish.

Nick is 'lingering' in the relationship, hoping she makes the first move. "I've made mistakes but now I'm fighting for my kids" Please love me again internet.
It sounds dumb, it sounds like there ought to be more to it, but sadly that's all Nick cares about in his current state (a reversible state if you are reading this Nick Rekieta).

 

[uhoh spaghettios]

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COKE MAN

 

[Strix454]

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Full image of text between Keanu and April.

This sounds so true because its so very Nick. He can't end the marriage himself because that would be his fault and nothing can ever actually be the fault of King Davidt. He has to gaslight Kayla into her saying she doesn't love him and push her to do something "explicit" which Nick can then turn around to entirely blame her for the end of the marriage. I half-think Nick's entire obsession with swinging was just an elaborate attempt to create a pretext by which he could exit the marriage while being the "good guy". It could also be that super-catholic mommy (and grandpa's money) would require some declaration of Kayla's evil to approve of Nick's divorcing her.

The "case wraps up" is slightly ambiguous though. Did April mean the criminal case or the civil case? The ongoing civil case would make a divorce financially complex and divorcing the wife during an ongoing criminal case would be legally dangerous. The only thing I'm certain of is that the kids never entered in into any of Nick's thinking on this.

The other option of course is that he was just stringing April along as his whore and that he never intended to divorce Kayla. That is equally possible, equally evil and equally Nick. He could also have been conducting both plans at the same time.

This is in some ways a new low for Nick. It also looks so much worse than anything he ever managed to bring up about Aaron. Nick is enough of a monster than he needs to gaslight the mother of his brood of children into a divorce where she will be the one at fault.

 

[cwkcwdwdcw]

It's unclear, because he said "someone who worked there" so could she have been a receptionist or something?
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He used to leave Laid Back Law early citing chiropractor appointments, but that was on Fridays. I bet the appointments were on Thursdays and he just wanted to not be stuck the entire Laid Back Law show and to give the appearance that he was attending to family obligations.

For those of you like me who have lost track of all the accusations / evidence of Nick neglecting his kids, here is my list.


1. Church preschool teacher: the children had complained of being hungry, not being fed, and wearing the same clothes for 3 to 4 days at a time and would start to smell. (Source police report)
2. Unnamed individual: Injection marks and concerns of neglect (Source police report)
3. Sister-in-law / Chiropractor Employee: Nick's kid was not fed (Source: Nick - video above)
4. Dance Instructor: Inadequate provision of food clothing and shelter (Source: Nick on twitter 22 May 2025)
5. Pastor Melin and 4 others (probably includes Sister in law / #3): (Source Incident Report & Supplement)
6. Aaron: Spaghettio-gate (Source: Aaron)

Am I missing any others?


It's crazy to me that so many people have raised these neglect and abuse accusations.