Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Sloppa]

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See original post for archive by @John Andrews Stan

Nick is such a slimy worm of a man. It's just so disgusting.
20 years ago this is how Nick talked Kayla into marrying him. "yeah I'm a weird creep, but my family has money, my granddaddy will pay more for every baby you have", Kayla is a fucking idiot, a doormat, a bad mother, but above all else. . . a terrible whore, if you are going to whore for money do it right, divorce Balldo-Creep after the first baby, take him through the Liberal-Minded Courts of Minnesota and see how the Pre-Nuptial Treaty holds up when Kayla had video evidence of Nick punching holes in the wall, hitting himself in the face and all the other shenanigans a pampered brat trustfund narcissist does. Emotional manipulator men are silent where their female opposites are loud and annoying, we forget this, they exist, they thrive in the darkness like rats and maggots on shit.

 

[Sam Losco's Wife]

No clip? Ask your NAMBLAverse niggers I'm sure they'll have it.

Because Nick really cares about associating with pedophiles...

 

[ICantLegallySayThat]

Two new defamation cases? If Monty can do it, I'm sure Aaron and Kurt can work together.

 

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That tracks with Aaron's "baseball bat story", where it is established that Nick needed Kayla to be explicit with him via text as to what she was up to with Aaron even though they were going to the same location anyway.

This led to a shouting match outside Aaron's home with Nick screaming at Kayla "HIT ME! FUCKING HIT ME! FUCKING HIT ME! FUCKING HIT ME!"

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That was just one story too. It seems like Nick has been trying to build a case of some sort against Kayla for some time with enough favorable facts to spin his narrative.

I prefer Nick's retelling of this story. Where Aaron comes out with a bat and Nick stares him down until he runs away, like he's some kind of anime protagonist.

EDIT:

Because Nick really cares about associating with pedophiles...
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WTF is that shirt real?!

EDIT 2: Nvm I should have taken 2 seconds to zoom in. Pretty good photoshop though.

 

[Beavis]

Divorce is all "no-fault" nowadays, so the only thing "fault" dictates these days in court is who gets custody, child support and alimony, and how much of each. Nick obviously doesn't care about his kids anyway, so all he's worried about is getting saddled with monthly payments before he rides his new toy off into the sunset.

I think the only reason Nick hasn’t divorced Kayla is either his parents threatened to cut him off or he spoke with a divorce attorney and found out he’d get fucked in family court.

 

[Flora Fox]

Felons can't own guns.

And we all know how law-abiding NR is.

 

[Niggernerd]

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Two new defamation cases? If Monty can do it, I'm sure Aaron and Kurt can work together.

Nick touched his daughter in a candlelit room

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I seem to remember when people were just starting to harass Nick someone asked him if he'd let Vito watch his kids. His non-answer was, "I wouldn't let anyone watch my kids."

Didn't Aaron watch his kids? Fed them SpaghettiOs?

 

[Dean Pentel]

I think the only reason Nick hasn’t divorced Kayla is either his parents threatened to cut him off or he spoke with a divorce attorney and found out he’d get fucked in family court.

Are you sure it's not because she's bait for guys like Aaron?

 

[Vibralldo]

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Two new defamation cases? If Monty can do it, I'm sure Aaron and Kurt can work together.

Hardin's about to get 2 new clients

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

I prefer Nick's retelling of this story. Where Aaron comes out with a bat and Nick stares him down until he runs away, like he's some kind of anime protagonist.

EDIT:

WTF is that shirt real?!

I can believe that lot is dumb enough to wear that shirt in public.

 

[Angry Shoes]

He wants to be able to say that SHE destroyed the marriage, she ended it, not him. He wants to go on pretending he gave a fuck about the family he helped create and demolish.

It's so obvious and frankly I'm surprised even April's dumb ass couldn't see it.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Because Nick really cares about associating with pedophiles...

God that physique. Absolutely disgusting. Somehow worse than Ralph with back tits. How Nick, a man who constantly complains about fat people, make this is compatriot?

 

[Strix454]

Two new defamation cases? If Monty can do it, I'm sure Aaron and Kurt can work together.

You can see that deep down Nick really wants to do the new defamation. But something is holding him back. He is almost over the finish line. All it will take to get him over into full-blown defamation per se is "one bad day" and a few too many substances of one sort or other.

Just about every day since his sentencing has been another step downward for Nick. Its just a question of time now. And if he will crack physically or mentally first.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

This sounds so true because its so very Nick. He can't end the marriage himself because that would be his fault and nothing can ever actually be the fault of King Davidt. He has to gaslight Kayla into her saying she doesn't love him and push her to do something "explicit" which Nick can then turn around to entirely blame her for the end of the marriage. I half-think Nick's entire obsession with swinging was just an elaborate attempt to create a pretext by which he could exit the marriage while being the "good guy". It could also be that super-catholic mommy (and grandpa's money) would require some declaration of Kayla's evil to approve of Nick's divorcing her.

The "case wraps up" is slightly ambiguous though. Did April mean the criminal case or the civil case? The ongoing civil case would make a divorce financially complex and divorcing the wife during an ongoing criminal case would be legally dangerous. The only thing I'm certain of is that the kids never entered in into any of Nick's thinking on this.

It says "until the case wraps up, for the kids", which I believe means the CHIPS case. This would also likely date the text to November or earlier.

As for the rest I think it's pretty obvious for a long time that the prospect of Nick's mother turning the financial taps off was a major factor preventing both Nick and Kayla from initiating a divorce. Kayla divorcing Nick would also have other benefits for him. She would likely want to keep custody of the darn kids and Nick would have his excuse to move out of Minnesota to somewhere he actually wanted to be, like Los Angeles.

Any attempt to shame Kayla into divorce failed at the hurdle of her lacking any shame.

That was just one story too. It seems like Nick has been trying to build a case of some sort against Kayla for some time with enough favorable facts to spin his narrative.

I see what you mean, but it's also possible that he wanted them to send a written record of what they're doing because he likes that shit.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Man does Nick love stepping on rakes. Keanu was a bad choice to pick for his villain of the week, she knows just enough smack him around.

Wonder who he'll pick next.

We've had lolcows and their related PoIs unexpectedly turn up on the farms before. Shmorky's ex and Shane Holmberg come to mind OTOH. Imagine if the nanny showed up and started going off on the balldo qover

Schizo theory: @MNPublicRecords is the nanny.

I can believe that lot is dumb enough to wear that shirt in public.

You better believe it, one of Riley's fans in a music video was wearing a t shirt that said "lolicon" in public.

 

[Lonely khan]

If anything, the racist machine elves really did not want to interact with Balldo, and pulled their reality warping tricks to avoid meeting him in the psychonautic realm. Picture related. View attachment 7418839

Well I looked it up.

https://afru.com/dmt-entities-beings-racist/

Spoiler: Some excerpts

"Safe and recreational drugs is one of the many important cultural contributions that folks of color have made in the 20th century. Whether it’s responsible Hennessey drinking or the cornucopia of culture that is cannabis, we invented it long before white folks prostituted it to consumerism."

“My friend said that the elves were making a machine and they turned around saw him and they said hey look the (n-word) is back,” another person reported.

The most chilling experience reported so far invokes the powerful imagery of the slain Emmet Till. “I was surrounded by the elves, and they all started chanting ‘Emmett Till,'” the trip report began. “I later learned that Emmett Till was a Black man accused of harassing a white girl in the 1950s. I had never heard of this story before, being a Black man who grew up in a white school district. Then, the elves started to rush me and they all picked me up and started chanting the n-word while carrying me. The elves threw me down a black hole and I continued to fall for around 10 minutes until my trip ended.”

I’ve said it before, but there is some weird kind of black magic that seems to take a hold of Nick whenever MAPton aka “nobody likes AoC laws” is streaming

Nick isn't funny. Mapton isn't either but he is the highest level person who will touch 2025 Nick in the comedy realm.

Spoiler: Maptons place in comedy

NLO and the dabbleverse are downstream from edgy shock jock artists from the mid 00s.

Opie and Anthony headed a popular shock jock show in tbe early 00s to mid 10s that hosted many current day prominent comedians. As host Anthony Cumia began leaning into being an open pedophile and turbo noticer he lost esteem with the audience. At the same time the audience also noticed cohort Opie was in fact boring. They took to reddit to express their frustration.

As the show ended and Cumia and Opie fell out of the c list of the mainstream the redditors kept up the spirit of edgy comedy ... on reddit. Their sub was killed and they took to the podcast sphere.

Imagine a comedy legend, ill pick someone uncontroversial, like Bill Cosby. Bill drinks an entire fresh can of coke. He then pisses in the mouth of Anthony Cumia, who pisses in the mouth of Sam Robert's, who pisses in the mouth Bull Schulz who pisses in the mouth of Geno Bisconte who pisses in the mouth of Patrick melton who then pisses back into Cosby's empty coke can.

The comedy of Patrick Melton is same amount actual comedy as the can of piss is actually coca cola. To be melton is to be that far downstream from actual comedy but spend your life telling everyone "This isn't piss, it's coca cola classic!"

Melton's audience consists of rejected rejects, the subsection of the O&A subreddit who thought Cumia wasn't enough of a pedo. There is also gravity from the Redbar Audience in hate watch terms but thats a whole other offshoot rant about Mike David's victory over compound media.

Tldr - Melton leads a gang of disenfranchised edgy comedy redditors ... who are also pedos if that isn't redundant.

But he is in the comedy scene and Nick wants to be a stand up comedian cokehead banging April in an Aaron mask. Problem is, Nick isn't funny. Nick is a sheltered rich kid with little perspective on life. When he pulls from his experience we get his cop at a denny's joke. Whats an aspiring guy to do when he cant pull from his own life to make a funny joke? That's right, he panders.

Daughter Zooted

"Its like I'm the real princess get out of here cop!"

Spoiler: Nick the comedian

That is his impression of his child being "zooted" on cocaine saying no to the police entering his house. The pain of his children is comedy fodder for melton, because Nick assumes "he likes edgy things and hurting children, he will love this". Then he makes his cringy impression of her, stops himself from riffing again.

I beleive he stopped not because "hey im pretending to be the child i gave cocaine to and it could really hurt her" and instead stopped because he realized how bad his previous joke had bombed.

Melton gets to make jokes at Nick and his daughters expense, but even a degen like Melton wont give in to Nick's plea for a genuine laugh. He laughs at Nick and how terrible and cringy he is, and rest assured Melton is one of the most terrible cringe faggots on the internet. That guy now drinks Nicks Milkshake.

....Anyway the reason Nick leans into his edgelord persona around Mapton is his current attempt to be in the cool kids scene. He is a liquid person and will fit into any container he is around. He can be the Law guy, the Drug Guy, the Trad Dad, The Swinger, The Sunday School Teacher, whatever the moment demands.. He is always reinventing himself to appeal to someone outside of his lane.

He Reminds me of this episode of This American Life from 26 years ago

https://www.thisamericanlife.org/121/twentieth-century-man

Its the story of an asshole who started like 5 families while following whatever trend was hip for 30 years. In the 50s he wanted to be a preacher, then an actor, then a beatnik, then a hippie, then a born again christian;

Spoiler: Keith Aldrich

Over the course of his life, Keith Aldrich was a child of the Depression in Oklahoma, then a preacher-in-training in booming California, an aspiring Hollywood actor. In the '50s, he remade himself as a self-styled Beat writer, then as a man in a gray flannel suit. In the '60s, he became part of the New York literati, then went through a hippie phase, moved to the suburbs for '70s-era partying, Ice Storm, John Updike novel kind of life. When the Moral Majority helped put Ronald Reagan into office in the '80s, he changed again, became a born-again Christian.

Keith Aldrich married five times. He left one set of wife and kids after another at most of the major turning points in his life. When he died in 1993, for the first time ever, eight of the nine kids got together in the same place, at his funeral, and talked about what sort of man he was. And it was then that they realized that they all knew different versions of their father.

Nick has the same instincts as Keith Aldrich, he will attach to any fad in the hopes that something superficial will cover up how shallow he is as a person. I don't know why Keith Felt entitled to destroy his family while chasing trend, but for Nick it is simple; His life has been so free of choices that he feels he has missed out on something by being given everything. So now hes make a joke about his coked up daughter because "pedo's like hurting children, so Melton's gonna get a kick out of this!"

Daughter Zooted

 

[Sam Losco]

Nick trying to bait Kayla through abuse into being the one to initiate divorce so he can claim she was the one that ended the relationship and he didnu nuffin is so evil and despicable that it's exactly something Nick would do

It fits perfectly with his "I don't burn bridges with people, they burn bridges with me" bullshit. Which just means he's too much of a coward to make the first move and potentially look bad.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Schmuel Buckman (81 year old Irish guy — not a Jew, despite the name) is a guy who’s sober in AA and spoke to Nick at Hackamania. Nick told him that boredom was the hardest part of “sobriety” (I do not believe he is sober FWIW). Nick was sweating balls in the bar, apparently:

“Bored” is just another word for feeling empty. People who stay sober have the courage to probe those feelings of emptiness. Cowards like Nick desperately try to quench them with “allowed” highs like nitrous.

Nick is a fucking wimp.

Also, I don’t know Minnesota divorce law (I ANAL) but I reckon Nick is pulling a Jason Hoppy and is trying to force Kayla to leave the family home.

Jason Hoppy was married to Bethenny Frankel, a former Real Housewife of NY who sold her Skinnygirl brand to Beam Global for $100 million. He was abusive and she wanted a divorce but even after their separation in 2012, she had to stay in their $4.2 million loft (fully owned by her) despite feeling unsafe, because leaving could have negatively affected her custody case. She was told that vacating the marital residence might be construed as abandoning her daughter, which could affect her parental rights.

Hoppy tried to force her to leave by making the place completely disgusting, including taking dumps in her en suite toilet and not flushing, leaving garbage everywhere, turning the TV volume up to maximum and taking the remote with him, and refusing to let her be alone with their daughter. He would crawl into bed with them and stand over her with his arms crossed while she bathed their child. He would print out nasty shit people said about her online and tape it all over the walls. He even locked her dog in a storage unit in the building and refused to tell her where she was for several hours so the poor pup would be covered in filth, hungry, thirsty and terrified.

That divorce took eight years to finalize.

Just saying, Nick would find this kind of thing child’s play. He’d get off on it. No boredom when you’re driving the mother of your children closer to suicide, I guess.

 

[MunsterCheeseJr]

Nick trying to bait Kayla through abuse into being the one to initiate divorce so he can claim she was the one that ended the relationship and he didnu nuffin is so evil and despicable that it's exactly something Nick would do

Bingo. Now all of Nick's talking shit about his wife and pyschologically abusive behavior makes sense. Running around talking about how Kayla's body is destroyed.

Nick is trying to set it up to that Kayla wants a divorce.

Divorce is all "no-fault" nowadays, so the only thing "fault" dictates these days in court is who gets custody, child support and alimony, and how much of each. Nick obviously doesn't care about his kids anyway, so all he's worried about is getting saddled with monthly payments before he rides his new toy off into the sunset.

The fruits of divorce might not be the only reason he wants to convince Kayla to ask for a divorce.

1. He can forever hold it over Kayla as her being the bad person who asked for a divorce. Nick had no choice.
2. He can tell everyone this was Kayla's fault. A great explanation to his kids to make Kayla out to be the bad gal. Not super-great Nick. And Kayla will have to concede, that yes, she asked for the divorce.
3. There may be provisions in Nick's Trust. The grandchildren and the caregiver (aka Kayla and her children) might get the bulk of the Trust funds leaving Nick relatively high and dry.
4. Nick's parents or others in the trust may have leeway in how to direct the trust fund. He wants to keep them on-side in the event of a divorce and keep the money coming his way.
5. Especially bad behavior might get Nick dropped from his parent's will in favor of his children once they hit 18.