Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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Why is Nicholas Rekieta offline?

  • He's spending time with his family, NERDS.

    Votes: 73 10.8%

  • He pissed hot and he's in trouble!

    Votes: 95 14.1%

  • Yet another "family incident" happened.

    Votes: 209 31.1%

  • His lawyer ordered him to shut up.

    Votes: 175 26.0%

  • He's busy procuring the 5k LOCALS gift.

    Votes: 70 10.4%

  • He's dead.

    Votes: 51 7.6%
  • Total voters
    673
ICantLegallySayThat said:
Nick confirms he actually REALLY wants to know when April talked to Keanu. I really do appreciate Nick for telling us his weak points.
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Nick probably rightfully suspects that he is walking into a series of traps. Without knowing everything Keanu knows, he risks both giving up even more information that he doesn't want to reveal and making further statements which will end up being proven false.

But he HAS to counter her narrative here. Because it destroys all of the lies he tells about himself. He would be totally desperate to spin doctor or gaslight this story away. But without enough info, he can't come up with an effective set of lies. He also now knows that April wasn't as deep under his control as he thought. For a control freak like him, that alone is going to drive him crazy.

Checkmate Balldo.
 
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RotPockets said:
My rendition of your work.
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Slight update, given his newfound interest.
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RodgerDodger said:
Kayla's a brain dead benzos zombie. Even when she's in the room with him, she's not in the room with him. Certainly not enough to be giving him off camera cues.
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People have been saying this for years (Kayla's a drugged up drone who watches Star Trek all day), but I still don't know where this meme originated. I certainly don't disbelieve it, but the few times I remember her appearing on Rekieta's streams, she came off as a relatively vacant, yet loud, airhead.

Where did Star Trek in particular come from? I don't remember Aaron talking about it.
 
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cwkcwdwdcw said:
For those of you like me who have lost track of all the accusations / evidence of Nick neglecting his kids, here is my list.


1. Church preschool teacher: the children had complained of being hungry, not being fed, and wearing the same clothes for 3 to 4 days at a time and would start to smell. (Source police report)
2. Unnamed individual: Injection marks and concerns of neglect (Source police report)
3. Sister-in-law / Chiropractor Employee: Nick's kid was not fed (Source: Nick - video above)
4. Dance Instructor: Inadequate provision of food clothing and shelter (Source: Nick on twitter 22 May 2025)
5. Pastor Melin and 4 others (probably includes Sister in law / #3): (Source Incident Report & Supplement)
6. Aaron: Spaghettio-gate (Source: Aaron)

Am I missing any others?


It's crazy to me that so many people have raised these neglect and abuse accusations.
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Idn't it fukkin' wild how the entire town conspired to make up talk about how Nick's kids weren't getting food? I mean there's no way 5, 6 people made up the same lie to tell the same person all on their own...

Those Scandinavian prudes must have been down right anally devastated that Nick was brazenly parading his mistress around town while obviously high as shit and demolishing his entire family's reputation... Wait shit, that's not the right cope either...

Sounds like Kayla's entire family is set up against them ( we know at least her stepdad and sister). She really must just be lost in the Delta Quadrant on "anxiety medication", Trek, booze and weed. I've had various competing theories about her over the years and at this point I'm kind of getting the impression they are in a death spiral over the trust fund, which is just pathetic.
 
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Mr.Bucket said:
I misheard a previous clip or something.
Oh well.
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He explicitly says he doesn't have a prenup in the first minute of the following clip from September of 2023:


There is also another clip, that I can't fucking find ATM, where's he's significantly more drunk and sullen. In that one, was responding to a chat saying he's lucky to be married to Kayla, and he responds by saying he is not lucky, because there is no prenup.

What this infers is that Nick is scared shitless of being divorce raped. In their marriage, the wealth is all on his side of the family.

As for Kayla, I am willing to reassess her if she files the paperwork, takes the kids, and runs. But until that happens, it's difficult to have much sympathy for her. She needs to stop being a FUCKING DOORMAT, and start acting like a mother. Because Nick is certainly no husband or father.
 
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ICantLegallySayThat said:
Nick confirms he actually REALLY wants to know when April talked to Keanu. I really do appreciate Nick for telling us his weak points.
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Didn't Keanu say that the last time she and April talked was in January, which made Nick even angrier in the "conversation"?

I'm in the NDA camp.
 
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Captain Manning said:
There is also another clip, that I can't fucking find ATM, where's he's significantly more drunk and sullen. In that one, was responding to a chat saying he's lucky to be married to Kayla, and he responds by saying he is not lucky, because there is no prenup
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December 27, 2023:
 
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Vibralldo said:
Nick trying to bait Kayla through abuse into being the one to initiate divorce so he can claim she was the one that ended the relationship and he didnu nuffin is so evil and despicable that it's exactly something Nick would do
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PETITION TO MOVE THE RECKIETA THREAD TO THE ANIMAL CONTROL BOARD!

Since Nick is a seething animal of Id and coom at this point.
 
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Captain Manning said:
He explicitly says he doesn't have a prenup in the first minute of the following clip from September of 2023:


There is also another clip, that I can't fucking find ATM, where's he's significantly more drunk and sullen. In that one, was responding to a chat saying he's lucky to be married to Kayla, and he responds by saying he is not lucky, because there is no prenup.

What this infers is that Nick is scared shitless of being divorce raped. In their marriage, the wealth is all on his side of the family.

As for Kayla, I am willing to reassess her if she files the paperwork, takes the kids, and runs. But until that happens, it's difficult to have much sympathy for her. She needs to stop being a FUCKING DOORMAT, and start acting like a mother. Because Nick is certainly no husband or father.
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Nick's bad lawyering knows no bounds.

The house is in a trust. She ain't getting it in a divorce, at least not all of it. He is also dirt poor. A divorce if he was still a successful streamer is different to someone who couldn't pay their very low mortgage without selling another house.

No, IF Balldo is scared of divorce, it is something to do with money from that trust or his parents support.
 
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God's strongest milkman said:
I think the most frustrating part of Nick insinuating that Aaron has inappropriate thoughts and relations towards people too young for him is that his friend he works with primarily to upset and cause problems for Aaron has talked about how much he wants to sex up Aaron's young children, and how gratifying and natural it would be for him to violate them.
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Literally everything Nick accuses others of he's guilty of

The nanny being drunk around the kids and giving them alcohol? He was fucked up 24/7 around them, drove them drunk, and gave the youngest one coke

Aaron is a liar? Nick's a bigger one.

Aaron, Meme Copium, and Kurt are pedos? Nick's friends Melton and Vito have repeatedly expressed their desires to fuck kids.

Keanu violated April's privacy? Nick showed her DMs talking about Aaron's cum on her tits to dozens of people.

If Nick accuses someone he's probably guilty of it.
 
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Truly Rural said:
He wants to be able to say that SHE destroyed the marriage, she ended it, not him. He wants to go on pretending he gave a fuck about the family he helped create and demolish.
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Things are getting kinda freaky. This is beginning to sound like an episode of Dateline.

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Distancing language like that is often a red flag... reminds me of the Ramseys and 'a child is missing'. Also how JF referred to his wife as Mama JF to dehumanize her like a pet.
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Guys... I don't like where this is going.
 
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As @Melty Butter pointed out, today wasn't exactly a banner day for Rekieta in the SuperTips department:

Karen Read Trial - Day 21 - WEEK SIX - State Resting Soon?
• Total Amount Donated: $166.62 (*max $264.48 )
• Total Unique Super Tippers (excluding 'Anonymous'): 12
• Total from Anonymous Donors: $61.00
• Top 3 Super Tippers:
 - DJLaserz: $25.62
 - Ewa: $15.00
 - Fishing: $15.00
• Average Donation Size: $7.24
• Average Donation Rate: $23.37 per video hour

Still, his Sunday stream (entitled “366”) managed to pull in a respectable haul—considering it was significantly shorter in duration:

Sunday Stream - 366
• Total Amount Donated: $295.87 (*max: $347.61)
• Total Unique Super Tippers (excluding 'Anonymous'): 19
• Total from Anonymous Donors: $60.87
• Top 3 Super Tippers:
 - Trex Trucking more: $30.00
 - Victor Man7777: $30.00
 - Frozen: $20.00
• Average Donation Size: $9.86
• Average Donation Rate: $91.68 per video hour

If you spot a Super Tip that didn’t get logged, feel free to DM me. I’ll update the detection parameters accordingly. The attached CSV file contains the full data log.

So, what exactly does the code do?
Every 2 seconds, it analyzes a video frame in search of very specific hues—my sacred chromatic thresholds. Once a region matching the blessed palette is identified, it calculates the area covered. If the candidate box meets the threshold, the system invokes EasyOCR to extract the text. The text is then parsed and exported to CSV.

Continuation logic?
If two Super Tips share the same username and donation amount, and there are no intervening frames without a donation box, I treat them as a single, continuous message.

What’s “max”?
The “max” value reflects what the total would have been if I had decided to count each message fragment individually—ignoring continuation logic.
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0:40:12Sean Mcdonald5The state has no case but keep going: How long will we watch this slow motion train wreck before the judge declares a mistrial? Also kurt has a micro peen and crusty hair: they
0:50:20FractalMachine5what do you think about jurors from the first trial, later telling the defense unanimously agreed not guilty on 2/3 charges but the jury instructions weren't clear: also kurt's got a micropeen. they
0:54:52Shut up can cook5nicholas, i am enjoying playing with the demons on twitter: and micro peen lol
1:37:08Anonymous16The evidence will show, my client; Karmello, was justified in stabbing Bev for requesting he leave his seat. And Kurt has a micro peen
1:37:18Anonymous16Congratulations on getting clean before the havock of drugs made you homeless or some other havock like guzzling the brother butter: /'Il have ten years this September: You this, brol got
2:49:10Anonymous5Get him to say "tacit" to see how he pronounces it: | once 4L LL 4 heard a patent attorney say ass ig nee' instead of assignee_
2:49:46Anonymous5need to axe you a question. Can we at least get a Drex voice? Or that too far? We need another strong black man like me: 4L Men that don't have a micro peen: | need to hear that, 'nick nick nick"
3:29:54Anonymous5Nick, in the end you made mistakes. You are human: Sometimes we all get into a This doesn't mean it was ok: It does mean that we all need some grace: spiral:
3:59:34Flemingo5Yo my Nickal Is the prosecution taking their sweet ass time with Bill the Science so the Defense has less time on cross? That's a small peen movel! Touchdown On paper UNBREADEDIW! Key Nye Guy
4:01:36Anonymous5Have you hooked Branca up with Dave the Lawyer? They're doing the same content:
4:02:12The Dark Knight5Ich bin ein Berliner; Kurt hast ein micro peenl
4:06:08Ewa15almost used the throttle too. Arrgghh it was boring: What's for lunch Boss? M Digress_
4:35:52The Dark Knight5Your Honor; the evidence is going to SHOWI baby don't mess around because she love me so and this | know fo shol But does she really wanna micro peen and a pizza casseroooolel Auf Wiedersehen, My baby
4:38:32Fishing15Ohioction vour honor; speculation. No one has seen Kurt's IL ON LUNCH
4:47:16Anonymous5We didn't put Grok under oath: All this testimony is inadmisakle
5:51:48Anonymous5Afternoon Mudafukas! Free Karen Read & Kurt is watching Rackets & playing with his micropeen
5:52:10Anonymous5Damn Nick, why is everyone so interested in your personal life? Drama seekers alll
5:54:24TheTexVet5This mutha fucka is teh courtroom version of the kid who 4I forgets his lines in the school play: Line__. LINE! Someone give me my linel "
5:54:38Anonymous5Wazuuuuppppp this doc is more boring than John & John's dead: Lying DR POS. Aperture can blow Kurt that micropeen needs some love
5:59:22rexie rabbit5You honor: the evidence will show that a polycarbonate plastic tail light cannot shatter hitting a human at that speed, but kurt's micropenis can:
6:18:28DJLaserz25.62Can you say to a reasonable degree of Bull Shitting certainty that this testimony is in fact Bull Shit?
6:18:34DJLaserz25.62Ican, it's completely Bull Shit! Also Kurt has a micro penis!
6:18:38DJLaserz25.62Move to strike your honor:
6:18:40DJLaserz25.62Denied:
6:18:52Cat Man5Your Honor; Objection, Hocus Pocus Taillight Explosion
6:18:54Cat Man5Objection Sustained, because of Kurt's itty bitty micro PEEN:
6:41:24David E5was sending this to suggest you a Camelot331 Al voice, and here it is. Smashing micro peens get
7:00:44Anonymous5There once was a man named Kurt; who used a sheet as a shirt, his mind was not keen, the smallest you've seen, years since he's seen his micro-peen:
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0:06:20Anonymous5I only read the first chapter of the "the Game_
0:06:54Anonymous15.87spent all of my money on coke and rube goldberg contraptions whose sole purpose are drowning skunks and hammering coons, total raccoon death: | wonder what Eefense lawyer the state will provide me? a Law Your honor; my client is actually a boat and US code does not Weply to him: a Law Son of a bitchl
0:07:44Q Revere5Hibbity Jibbity Bullshit and Ebonics
0:10:32RageLB5NICK ER WELCOME BACK TO THE NIGHTTIME SLOT: OH AND A SOURCE CLOSE TO KURT HAS CONFIRMED TO ME THAT RT DOES HAVE A MICRO PENIS BACK TO YOU NICK a Law
0:11:20Anonymous5Law gay
0:11:32Slosher10Glad to hear things are going well brother: Interested to hear Law ur take on South Africa. Most important question: Do you a Soove Black people
0:12:32Jon5a Law pther butter and micro peen
0:12:44coof5It's been more than 366 since /'ve tasted your polish pecker: Spare some seed to a former buddy for old times Aake? Thank you for not killing yourself a Law days
0:14:00Christo15Nick glad to see you getting things back on track. Maybe not appropriate, but you me into Whiskey having some Whnistle pig in your honor tonight: Do you love black people Iho love the Pig? a Law Rye got
0:15:46Anonymous5you should check out Cgoody's obituary page: Lots of Law leet memories on there, you should a book yourself: He a Is vour top iannv afterall: Hey buy
0:18:30Anonymous5like it so far up the ass that it pops out of my mouth msg me for aav cvber
0:22:24MimichrystalLove20Congrats Nickl You look great any chance for a classic Rekieta 'toast' for my son Tristen & his wife Stafanie for making me a Mimi (granny) this week. Gemma is a blessina_and beina sober for Baby It is its own blessing: Keep up the good workl Prayers and blessinas for vour familv too
0:25:22Anonymous5One anniversary song suno com/s/LF AEZGDkp fFJMplr year
0:26:58Shadow Of The20Ijust saw the you vs Keanu thing: Anyone siding with her is just as dumb as her Never seen such a smug snake before:._ would maybe still smash though. She could be my naked snake_ Day
0:37:36Balien15Bruh! If you wants to know about my hibbity jibbity bullshit and Ebonics just hit Up my man's on the trashcastl! He'Il bring you ups to speed on what it is /'ve pulled out my ass it is!
0:42:12Geoff Karcher10Nick you need a haircut youre starting to look like a disheveled fomosecual like Destiny but with less but hole aids
0:46:28Anonymous5That guy working on his bachelor's degree for almost two decades will be a credit to the state of Alabama:
0:46:52Trex Trucking more15Somehow me_ white claw Bev seems like a genius compared to that that yelled at you for 3+ hours the other lady day
0:51:26Victor Man777715The Lexus hit John o'keefe at 24 and he doesn't have a single bruise or broken bone: mph
0:55:34Frozen20Good to see you back Nick. You have been missed: Also, from what [ understand, Kurt has a micro penis: Toy
0:56:52Grifty15oooooh why is there no Kiki suuupertip? The level of hilaaaarity that would ensue is unfaaaathomable: Also, what has mooore mass__Curts micropeen or his rufie dose in the pizza casserole? Why
1:00:08Victor Man777715In case you missed it, | was awarded person of the year by the Norfolk County Bar association
1:05:36Trex Trucking more15t does Bev have subject matter jurisdicti uld ask if anyone in this case has ever 5t nmonwealth_ it worked well for me Ehe
1:13:36Anonymous15see this micropeen at sidebar:
1:13:50Shut up can cook5nick, what in your opinion is the most compelling fact for by the state. and i will not say micro peen: guilt
1:25:54Chris Clements5what up Nigg Rekieta, congrats on the 366 days!!
1:26:18Ldr Smith5will today be attending Anfield with my son to watch my team (Liverpool) lift the premier league trophy: Liverpool peen team, Manchester United are micro team: Kurt uses tweezers i heard: Sqn big
1:29:28Chris Clements5for over a year you have kept your nose clean and been doin what you gotta do for you and yours, plenty of people can't last a couple days thus it is something to be proud of
1:34:34REFORMED CONVICT5A jewish laughed at my micro peen now im in an insane assylum forget Palestine free me gal
2:25:30Mahollowman5The recording of that "Minority" leader is Craaaazzzzy That was some Hotel Rwanda kill all the Tootsies radio station shit right therel All hail Curt's Micro PEEEEEN!
 

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