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On March 26th, 2025, Ofcom (the Office of Communications) wrote us demanding from us a plan to implement their orwellian "Online Safety Act". You may read this letter below.


The letter states the UK asserts authority over any website which has a "significant number of United Kingdom users". This ambiguous metric could include any site on the Internet, and specifically takes aim at the people using a website instead of the website itself.

The situation in the UK is now so dire I fear for the safety of any user connecting to the Internet from the country.

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28-05-2025
Users from altchan soyjak.party discover that the EasyPeasy method is censored on 4chan. From what I read, it seems mentioning it on /b/ and /pol/, replaces your submitted post with a generic spam thread or redirects it to one. The Easy Peasy method is a free service and guide to help overcome porn addiction.
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28-05-2025
Users from altchan soyjak.party discover that the EasyPeasy method is censored on 4chan. From what I read, it seems mentioning it on /b/ and /pol/, replaces your submitted post with a generic spam thread or redirects it to one. The Easy Peasy method is a free service and guide to help overcome porn addiction.
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I assume this is a new feature after the 'cuck leak?
 
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Nvll’s clitty… splish-splash… splish-splash…
A squirmy river with a slippery slash!
“Step too close and you’ll start to slide—
Down the rainbow tide, where the drips collide!”

Glub-glub giggles… squirt-squirt…
The clitty’s burbling, cheeky flirt!
“If you wade where the bubbles blow,
You’ll float away on the undertow!”

Pitter-patter… plip-plop…
The leak’s a map with no final stop!
“Follow the trail of the shiny streak,
But don’t get snared in the clitty’s creek!”

Whirlpool whispers… spin-spin…
The clitty’s vortex pulls you in!
“Twist too fast and you’ll lose your grip—

Here comes the squelch of the liquid trip!”

(Fading echo:)
Nvll’s clitty… glug-glug…
Bring a boat… or get swallowed—THUD!


@kuzburger


 
Since I’m in the website where you talk about lolcows, I’m just gonna list some lolcows from the soisphere ITT

SATOKO_HOUJOU_FAN
AKA: Shitoko (or GODtoko) is an (in)famous spic gegbvll and former Janny on soybooru (he is by far the most recognizable one ironically enough). He is known to be a Mexican Weaboo who obsesses over the Anime higurashi (as his name implies that he’s a fan of Satoko there). His famous Catchphrase is “Obsessed Brimstone” (he says this when he sees a post he doesn’t like), some ‘ru chuds would say “o algo (or something in Spanish) in an end of a sentence that mocks shitoko. Thx to all of his imfamy, he literally gotten a “‘jak” that’s supposed to be based of him (ev&doe it’s just a NAS edit of an ImpishAmerimutt edit of ‘cado but with a Mexican shirt). He used to be one of the most online and easily-baitable gegbvlls, but as in April 2024 he has decided to leave to ‘ru by requesting Froot to delete his account.

WARRIOR-Z
yet another imfamous soybooru lolcow, Just like shitoko. he is a (current) Janny muslim Iraqi sandnigger capeshit fan who’s favorite characters are BatMan & Kratos (as he self-inserts as them) Warrior-Z is another baitable namefag who’s online 24/7. He is literally more online 24/7 than shitoko (despite the fact shitoko joined in 2022 and had 5k comments, while Warrior-Z joined in 2024 but have over 20k comments, that’s 4x as much as shitoko’s). His Catchphrase is “KEEP TAKING LLLLLLLLLLLZZZZZ KEEP RAGING ON ME WORDS WORSS WORDS WORDSwhenever someone tries to bait him.

JOEL
a clittycel muslim who has an obsession with liking baldis basics & hating on FPE. He is basically just another nulee on the sharty (just like how Lee Goldson hates MLP, Joel hates FPE). He also claims to be the founder of Slopjaks (ev&doe thats mostly not true and there were proto-slopjaks since deformed/colorjaks were popular). As of November 2024, he has been banned on all soysphere sites for joining a hostile ‘cord server

JIMBO
AKA: “the jobber of the schlog” is an infamous (closeted)faggot gegbvll on the schlog with a karma of -24k (most downdooted namecuck btw). He is also known to have an obsession with his favorite troonslop game called OneShot (as he also likes to avatarfag as the 8 year old furfag main character there). He is yet to be another obsessed namefaggot who’s online 24/7. He was also caught ERPing & e-dating with an attention-whoring pooner on the schlog (see Terry Crews, not the Nigger voice actor THOUGH)

CHUDRAJ COBSIGNH (literal who nowadays)
a pajeet namefag failtroll from the Sharty’s /pol/, he’s usual go with 🇹🇹 flag there. He makes fun of every race (besides ‘jeets of cource) while being pro-white. Despite most users hate him, some of them actually agrees with some of his views

KERNUNG/GELISHT
closeted/self-hating pajeet gooner pedophile namenigger on the ‘ru (He larps as a brit in his Kernung account). He makes some slopjaks & soyjak porn (mostly soytan and soylita and sometimes ‘zellig porn). Despite claiming to be “anti”-jarty, the Jarty actually honors his goon brim and archives his brimmy goonbait on the Jarty’ru. He also likes to ban-evade on the sharty/‘ru but he always gets banned whenever he gets caught. One of his earliest online careers was on Reddit, he used to be u/exploded_nut, a Redditor who used to be famous on a subreddit called r/VirginVsChad (see Virgin vs. Chad; a NAS meme)
 
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