Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Folgers Can]

Melton was once again sniping Steel Toe without being onscreen so that he and his pedophile fans could have their own hugbox chat. Some select messages:
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I love that Melton thinks trying to get Aaron’s ex-wife on the show is some beyond the pale action no one would ever believe he would do.

In addition to that Tuesday morning STMS streamsnipe chat, apparently another reason he seemed so tired on his later Tuesday trial stream was that he was up late again in the chat for MAPton's second recap of Friday's TLP on Monday, as if he hadn't already had his fill of various coping and sneeding in the chat of MAPton's first recap of Friday's TLP on Saturday that was covered here previously. Here's everything from that Monday round:


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In other news, it turns out that the Saturday round just wasn't enough for him that night, as he also wound up blathering endlessly in the chat of balldowasher-in-training and new Supertips customer KarmicX, whose live viewership in the dozens is just small enough to ensure that even Rekieta's unpaid chats would repeatedly be read out and responded to on the stream. For this he was so grateful that he couldn't help but serenade his new boyfriend with a poem, echoing tones of his Pulitzer-worthy "The Pugilist" whispered to another groomee through a bathroom door not too long ago:



[Timestamp 2:18:24]

The unpaid chats were also amusing enough, with usual garden-variety seething about Geanu, his doubling down on his Monty-esque accusation against Meme Copium all over again, and also what may be some new lore about his penchant for dancing naked in his kitchen, some of which was apparently joined by April in naked dancing fajita cooking parties, hopefully (but not necessarily) while the children were all somewhere else (?). Here's hoping that this totally normal behavior happened before Ms. Sweep had them wipe down all food preparation surfaces with bleach, and not after:


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[bookers]

I don't know about the US, but this isn't true here. Since we moved to a no fault system, there's an implicit agreement that custody will be shared between both parents unless there are good reasons not to do so (or the parents agree otherwise.) Child support is really based on need and ability to pay, and we've almost completely done away with alimony. If you're a housewife who's never worked, you're old and your husband is totally wealthy, you might get some. But mostly you're expected to support yourself. You might get a couple of years while you retrain if you're lucky. But by and large, alimony is a thing of the past here.

Division of the marital assets is really the only place you can get big money these days. And Nick doesn't have any of those worth speaking of. I bet even the cars are leased.

in US you can file no fault divorce but it is not the default.
either way both parties would have to agree on a split of assets to do that I believe.

also, besides the houses I'm not really sure what assets Nick actually has.
as far as I can tell, Nick is broke. His family has money, but he doesnt.

he'd probably have to pay child support until kids are 18 I gues but idk, again, i dont think he has money
and idk what he's filing with the IRS or whatever but I can't imagine his income is significant either

and pretty sure people were saying he was behind on mortgage or taxes and things like that - plus he was trying to sell the balldo bunker
so again, it doesnt seem like hes some rich guy kayla could get a payday from. he seems pretty hood rich where he has things but it's probably all just mortgage/debt really.

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

The unpaid chats were also amusing enough, with usual garden-variety seething about Geanu and also what may be some new lore about his penchant for dancing naked in his kitchen, some of which was apparently joined by April in naked dancing fajita cooking parties, hopefully (but not necessarily) while the children were all somewhere else (?). Here's hoping that this totally normal behavior happened before Ms. Sweep had them wipe down all food preparation surfaces with bleach, and not after:

So, slight confirmation (well, in that direction) of the idea people presented that the exhibitionist Nick Rugieta would be naked around his children.

 

[Swole McPole]

in US you can file no fault divorce but it is not the default.
either way both parties would have to agree on a split of assets to do that I believe.
Either way, besides the houses I'm not really sure what assets Nick actually has.
as far as I can tell, Nick is broke. His family has money, but he doesnt.

Yeah, since we went no fault, assets accrued since the marriage just get split 50/50. If you can show that certain assets were yours before you got married, you might get to keep them, but anything that accumulated since the marriage just gets divided. (I say it's 50/50, but this can vary somewhat -- based primarily on the children and their need. But the starting point is 50/50 and there has to be a good reason for any variance.)

I believe Nick and Kayla owned the original house that's now sold. The house they currently live in is owned by a Rekieta family trust, I think held in the interests of the children. I bet they'd leave Kayla in the house with the kids if that was how they divided custody. But she'd never be able to sell it.

I do think it's odd that Nick's family bought the house and put it in a trust rather than just giving it to Nick and Kayla. I wonder why? Tax purposes or because they didn't trust Nick and/or Kayla?

 

[daffodils]

blathering endlessly in the chat of balldowasher-in-training and new Supertips customer KarmicX

LOL

"I wanted to be beet-red and out of control, bish!"

The go-to insult again

 

[Desktop User2]

All of the new revelations confirm my running theory: the benzoqueen is the dumbest bitch in the Universe. It´s pretty hard to feel the humiliation when you are rolling on the floor, drooling and feeling up the dog piss stained bathroom carpet tbf.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Nick knows he came off terribly while having a two-hour meltdown on Friday.


Kevin Brennan says repeatedly that Nick is a lowlife POS. That doesn’t mean he wouldn’t have him on, necessarily, but I doubt he’d extend the invite. KB also said he was enraged by watching those four maggots yell at, speak over, and try to lock Keanu into semantic traps.

 

[MosBodacious]

But there is a question of will Kayla wake up from the drug coma and save her children or won't she. I think eventually she will do it. The horse stayed with Ralph for awhile but eventually left.

She is a stay at home mom and they still had a nanny for years it sounds like. Drugs or not, it sounds like a resounding no.

 

[SigmaBalls]

I was gonna write a post about Krazy Kayla, But i don't care about the Benzo Kween anymore, in fact i don't believe she'll ever leave the zeta reticulon starsystem or wherever she is that doesn't involve raising her kids, much less keeping them safe from the obvious abuse they're going through.

I wanna know if that DOG is still alive. If i had to wager which one of the two are in greater danger, i'd wager sonny(sunny?) is already in the big dog park in the sky at this point.

 

[Desktop User2]

She is a stay at home mom and they still had a nanny for years it sounds like. Drugs or not, it sounds like a resounding no.

What do you mean? The drug addict zombie who starves and stinks her children doesn´t have their best interest in mind?

 

[NotreallyPutin]

HE'S RAPED

HE BLOCKED, HE BANNED HER

 

[deeman]

People have been saying this for years (Kayla's a drugged up drone who watches Star Trek all day), but I still don't know where this meme originated. I certainly don't disbelieve it, but the few times I remember her appearing on Rekieta's streams, she came off as a relatively vacant, yet loud, airhead.

Where did Star Trek in particular come from? I don't remember Aaron talking about it.

I don't know about her love for Star Trek per se, but i remember the few times i watched Rekieta a long ass time ago, that he had a Veritech fighter in the background, but i have never heard him mentioning Macross, anybody knows if that was just a random "Haha, looks like Transformers! Better grift those Weebs!" or if he was a fan?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I don't know about her love for Star Trek per se

It’s easy to search the thread for it. IIRC she’s a TNG fan and will watch reruns every waking minute if given the choice. Kayla was also reported to have had an emotional affair with a guy she met on a Star Trek online game. I wish I was joking.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

April is in the woods. Watching. Waiting.

Legends tell of the Witch of the Woods. The Maiden of Minnesota. The Spinster of Spicer.
Guard your husband, for she will take him. Guard your children, for she will eat them. Guard yourself, for she will wear you as her skin.

 

[stupid frog]

I know I'm 100 pages late, but Keanu... I knell. Your flowers, my queen.


If I was Kayla, I would probably be using pills all the time to escape Nick too. Imagine being married to that nightmare of a man, who screams get to the point he sounds like you're watching him on 2x speed or something.
I feel sorry for the kids as well.

He should never be around another woman again, he should be surrounded by men for the rest of his life. In prison, stalker child.

Also since Nick reads every single letter that gets typed on his thread, he should know Aaron is cuter than him. Null is cuter than them both, obv.

 

[Chug Smuckle]

Nick pre-sentencing "it's a frame job by people in power who don't like me being a bastion of free speech. There afraid of what I'll say. I'm like Alex Jones. Once the trial is over I'll tell the real story."

Nick post-sentencing "Aaron ate my goo, Sean's fat, Keanu is a kunt, the nanny was a lush who was giving my kids alcohol, etc..."

Real halls of power shaking type stuff

 

[Sneed Force One]

Nick pre-sentencing "it's a frame job by people in power who don't like me being a bastion of free speech. There afraid of what I'll say. I'm like Alex Jones."

Nick post-sentencing "Aaron ate my goo, Sean's fat, Keanu is a kunt, the nanny was a lush who was giving my kids alcohol, etc..."

Real halls of power shaking type stuff

Nick bent over and licked every speck of dirt out of Judge Wentzell's shoe. Tongued every crevice and crack. Spit that leather to a mirror shine.

Now five years of his life is in Wentzell's hands. He is property of the judiciary. He is a bound and chained slave whitebread nigger to the gentlemanly man who owns the Kandiyohi Country Courthouse plantation. And Massa Wentzell is not afraid of the whip for a disorderly whitebread nigger, for the keloid scars remind him of his indebted servility.

 

[RotPockets]

tfw you don’t truly know when your brainwashed drug addicted flesh-light last spoke to her friend.

 

[fggt_mcdckface]

i'm beginning to think Nick didn't have permission to publicly share April's private messages.

 

[RaptInPlastic]

i'm beginning to think Nick didn't have permission to publicly share April's private messages.

I hope a nigga did because April as stupid and vapid and all the rest as she is, is still a woman and she will snake Rekieta bad.