Canada is a failed state

[harbringer883]

Golden dome is pretty much pointless for canada, not like we could afford it anyway lmfao. Either way cuckney is too proud to join it.

 

[Betonhaus]

Don't forget to burn down all the freakin' Tim Hortons. And if they try to rebuild, sabotage the construction.

I'd say shit in the coffee but it's not like anyone would notice

 

[Kiwisee]

McDonald's is literally more fucking Canadian now than Tim Horton's. They forgot all the homeless encampments and drug addicts in this advertisement.

I was wondering how long it would take for someone to notice this.

Ever since McDs started hiring 90% Canadians, the food quality has gotten better. It’s still terrible slop at the end of the day, but its nowhere near as bad as when it was 90% International Students.

 

[vanilla_pepsi_head]

The average Canadian believes that Indians are good because they know an Indian doctor, or an Indian lawyer.

They can't comprehend that India is a slum poorer than Vietnam.

That's the level of retardedness we have to deal with.

A lot of this is because any Indians they ever knew that well personally were generally decently clean(ish), well-educated enough to avoid getting kicked out of a Canadian university, gainfully employed at positions they could perform competently, spoke good English, didn't commit any serious crime, assimilated to some extent, and were generally ok. Canadians basically only saw the top 5% of all jeets a few decades ago, because they came here back when being granted Canadian work visas/student visas (let alone PR or citizenship) actually involved some degree of quality control (or failing that, coming from the kind of family with enough money to buy off even one lousy Canadian immigration official). Not that they were all of unimpeachable character, but they generally behaved to a decent standard because we weren't so overrun with them that they were comfortable enough to risk scumbag behavior safe in the knowledge that they had enough fellow countrymen around that they could rely on to cover up for them.

The utter nigger-tier refugee status abusers, IMP filth, and fraudulent visa mills that proliferated in the last decade or two have led to us importing the kind of people that are the literal entire reason third world countries are shitholes and being handed everything in return for dragging us down to hell with them.

 

[BulkForceFive]

Their biggest scandal was letting that Dentist drive around rural Nova Scotia in a cop car for 48 hours without doing a single thing besides Tweeting (and shooting up an empty Firehall)

Such a fucking suspicious occurrence that fucking MACLEANS magazine, the university-ranking birdcage liner that is only ever found in waiting rooms, ran an article about all the things that didn't add up, including the guy somehow walking into a bank and taking out a six figure sum at the drop of a hat.

 

[Leaf Wage Slave Jr]

Get a VPN and prepare accordingly, this country is going to go the way of the UK within a year.
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Welp, I’ve been making bets on when Jersh Bongistan’s us and just prevents Leafland IP from accessing the Farms.

If I randomly vanish it’s been a pleasure to shitpost with ya’ll. I should really stop putting off that VPN…

 

[harbringer883]

On that note are there any good free VPNs?

 

[Fcret]

I've seen liberals say they'll send to military to crush the Albertan "subhumans." But how will they do that when they've de-funded the military so much? And if they do the morale will be extremely low, since they'll be basically fighting and dying for the liberals.

It's kinda shocking how little Canadians seem to know about their own geography. I don't think Canada has the capacity to project power across the Canadian shield right now so any use of military force against a hypothetical Albertan separatist movement is going to require cooperating with... Donald Trump.

 

[stupid frog]

Download Brave and use Tor.

 

[12345]

I was wondering how long it would take for someone to notice this.

Ever since McDs started hiring 90% Canadians, the food quality has gotten better. It’s still terrible slop at the end of the day, but its nowhere near as bad as when it was 90% International Students.

Just a reminder if you liked the old Tim Horton's coffee, when it was still Canadian, McDonalds sells it now.

Edit: I think him saying the ceded territories thing was a dig at Trump and Alberta; The land was never ceded, Canada cannot become the 51st state, Alberta can't leave. Having lived in the UK a while I can honestly say the only people more passive aggressive than Canadians are Brits.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

Just a reminder if you liked the old Tim Horton's coffee, when it was still Canadian, McDonalds sells it now.

Edit: I think him saying the ceded territories thing was a dig at Trump and Alberta; The land was never ceded, Canada cannot become the 51st state, Alberta can't leave. Having lived in the UK a while I can honestly say the only people more passive aggressive than Canadians are Brits.

Nah the Chugs ceded the land they were just retards who got Firewater in exchange (minus the corrupt chiefs who got way more)

 

[#FF0000]

On that note are there any good free VPNs?

Proton is good but I'd just use TOR without a VPN if you want to access the farms without paying for a VPN

 

[quaawaa]

Trump demanding real estate money for the Golden Shower.

lmao

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I didn't want to link any gay homo websites.

61 billion will come out of taxing unrealized real estate gains.

Wrong. It's free:

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[Slap47]

Just got served by a jeet named “Preshit”. This is the funniest name I’ve ever heard and surprisingly quite common - there’s like a pajeelion Preshits on LinkedIn, why don’t people call jeets that way?

Manrape, Damshiet, gagandeep

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE RETURNS]

Wrong. It's free:
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I don't think you'd want Canada.

 

[WanderingWalker]

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Manrape, Damshiet, gagandeep

>It's a story from/related to hamilton Hamilton
>Again

Sigh
How can this stupid city be so constantly fucking cucked man?

God, and it's about to get so much worse with how hard Islam Rana's probably going to sodomize our economy in the name of the lolberal agenda's 'progression towards a zero net emission society' retardation

Edit: I still can't believe this is the nigger in charge of my city


I have rarely wanted to fed post more than I have ever since the election. I genuinely can't understand how libtards can look at a scene like this, a CANDIDATE like this, and somehow think 'Yes, this is absolutely the kind of person I'd believe is going to give two shits at all about representing actual Canadian values'

Even Green, as big of an NDP cuck as he is, would've been more promising for our cities future

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE RETURNS]

I enjoy calling jeets harshit and shit emphasized.

For the lulz.

 

[mindlessobserver]

I don't think you'd want Canada.

The problem with Canada, is that it is full of Canadians!

 

[WanderingWalker]

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Wait, are you kidding me???

I didn't think I could hate this muzzie more than I already do but now I find out that not only did we vote in a first time candidate, but he's also not even an actual Hamiltonian on-top of that?!

These fucking retarded libcuck/boomer voters holy shit, they genuinely want this city to end up condemned (or at least end up even more of an overcapacitated homeless dumping ground refuge)


How did it take me this long to notice this, christ

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE RETURNS]

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Wait, are you kidding me???

I didn't think I could hate this muzzie more than I already do but now I find out that not only did we vote in a first time candidate, but he's also not even an actual Hamiltonian on-top of that?!

These fucking retarded libcuck/boomer voters holy shit, they genuinely want this city to end up condemned (or at least end up even more of an overcapacitated homeless dumping ground refuge)


How did it take me this long to notice this, christ

MP appointments are not much different than Senate appointments. They don't represent the riding since the party committee hands out candidacy based on patronage and uh connections.

Case in point: Carney's personal art dealer. Disgraced news caster: Evan Solomon




A large number of former CBC, CTV News casters are also overrepresented in the selection of the MP roster.

Yeah, it's a big fucking orgy. You are not invited though.