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[Crunkle]

He is now shitting up the UK News Thread whilst apparently stood in the queue at his local police station to report a Cybercrime

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UK Post in thread 'British News Megathread'

May 28, 2025

I guess this sums up the British electorate, a faggot takes up the news more than other international affairs.

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[BrightonAndHoveAlbion]

Glad you're in Australia, thanks for the threat, added that to the Cybercrime report.

I fly back into Heathrow quite soon actually, I'll try to remember to let you know when xoxo

 

[I Hate Sheeps]

He told me he was gay and his name was Jack too, and that he also had experience with the death of a parent, so I trusted him. Naive-yes.

Doesn’t mean you have to send your phonenumber when there are countless anonymous ways to call/chat with another person. You fucked it up yourself.

 

[BongoMongo]

It is malicious and criminal, considering my phone number was leaked, and under UK law, that's a criminal offence.

Dude you're white. They won't care. I do think maybe the phone number was needless but you've obviously shit up a lot of people's inboxes and annoyed them.

That said: you're outing yourself to the police as someone willing to access material the UK Government considers offensive if you go to them. Their supplies of sympathy will be minimal.

Get offline for a bit and focus on healing and grieving your Mum. You've been through a lot these last few months.

 

[NuIItley]

He told me he was gay and his name was Jack too, and that he also had experience with the death of a parent, so I trusted him. Naive-yes.

Because, surely, everybody on the Internet is telling the earnest truth! Lying? On the Internet? Who would do such a thing?
Retard.

 

[-Jack-]

Dude you're white. They won't care. I do think maybe the phone number was needless but you've obviously shit up a lot of people's inboxes and annoyed them.

That said: you're outing yourself to the police as someone willing to access material the UK Government considers offensive if you go to them. Their supplies of sympathy will be minimal.

Get offline for a bit and focus on healing and grieving your Mum. You've been through a lot these last few months.

I will log off.

 

[Mound Dweller]

Crunckle and Mound both know I'm a dumb faggot that loves attention, I'm genuinely okay and I find this entertaining

But you're not actually at the police station, RIGHT?!!
....He edited it lol.

I will log off.

See you tomorrow!

 

[-Jack-]

But you're not actually at the police station, RIGHT?!!

Yeah, so..when I explained the situation to them, they found that I was the offender... so this is my POV atm. I'm currently sharing this room with two pakis, so I guess I'm having curry tonight.


Joke

 

[Crunkle]

....He edited it lol.

VERY quickly, I even reacted to the post before he changed it.

 

[NuIItley]

I will log off.

Too late. You're in for the eternal ride, never getting off, here forever, that sort of deal. Next time do this first, instead of acting like a nigger over people leaking private info YOU shared with them out of pure retardation.

Yeah, so..when I explained the situation to them, they found that I was the offender... so this is my POV atm. I'm currently sharing this room with two pakis, so I guess I'm having curry tonight.

Your posts are not funny.

 

[Crunkle]

Joke

Thank you for adding this part, or I would've thought you were being 100% serious. Can't help but notice you're still online.

 

[-Jack-]

Honestly, you guys need to get laid, loosen up.

 

[#FF0000]

loosen up

What did he mean by this?

 

[Mound Dweller]

Honestly, you guys need to get laid, loosen up.

How is the logging off going for you?

 

[Sperg Spectating]

Honestly, you guys need to get laid, loosen up.

This is the guy looking for bussy on KF btw.

 

[Tread Miller]

I will log off.

5 minutes later:

Yeah, so..when I explained the situation to them, they found that I was the offender... so this is my POV atm. I'm currently sharing this room with two pakis, so I guess I'm having curry tonight.

You definitely did not log off.

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Need a guide to log off? Go to my website www.logoff.com and you too can figure out this arcane knowledge.

 

[Special spoonie]

Well done for coming on here and still saying paki with our totalitarian state. Cant wait until some brown reports you and we hear about your arrest. I hear prisoners love gays.

 

[-Jack-]

Well done for coming on here and still saying paki with our totalitarian state. Cant wait until some brown reports you and we hear about your arrest. I hear prisoners love gays.

Considering I'm white, gay, and have no limbs, I will be fine.

 

[Feathers McGraw]

Honestly, you guys need to get laid, loosen up.

It's polite to offer them poppers to sniff if you're demanding that.

 

[Alpacasinopa]

Another sperg who uses his name for multiple sites. Wouldn't have bothered to look him up if he hadn't spammed his change.org petition in multiple threads because nigger wants to become president or whatever.

Vote Joshua Putman 2040 USA President Election is a petition I made on change dot org and it got 403 signatures in total due to losing five signatures. I didn’t think that 407 people would sign the petition and thanks to everyone who signed the petition, everyone that sees this thread please sign my petition. https://www.change.org/JoshuaPutman2040USA

@JoshuaakaJesus1

Confirmed to have the same handle on Twitter:

Thanks for linking my tweet and I appreciate it. I love how KiwiFarms calls out the bs of Hujan and others.

Searching for Joshua Putnam brings you to his Instagram @joshua__aka_jesus. Also has a Threads account with the same name.
Facebook: Joshua Putman
YouTube: Joshua Putman
TikTok: joshua_aka_jesus

And while digging deeper, he seems to have multiple twitter accounts, but I cannot confirm if they are fake (whyever) or real:
@JoshuaPutman38
@JoshuaPutman124
@JoshuaPutman_07
@JoshuaPutman_11
@JoshuaPutman77
@PutmanJoshua0
@JoshuaPutman_2
@Putman_Joshua6
@JoshuaPutman123
@JoshuaPutm67868