Jim Sterling / James "Stephanie" Sterling / James Stanton/Sexton & in memoriam TotalBiscuit (John Bain) - One Gaming Lolcow Thread

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Totalbiscuit was definitely headed towards becoming a full-blown lolcow.
If he'd lived I think TB would have eventually tanked his career worse than Jim. Jim can only pantomime being indignant and aloof but TotalBiscuit would properly go off at things that made him angry and he was extremely up his ass in regards to his own self-worth (I think Slowbeef who was a mod for Something Awful said TB got banned from the forum for stating his IQ in his first post).

Having said all that, Trump getting a second term would have probably finished what the ass cancer started.
 
If he'd lived I think TB would have eventually tanked his career worse than Jim. Jim can only pantomime being indignant and aloof but TotalBiscuit would properly go off at things that made him angry and he was extremely up his ass in regards to his own self-worth (I think Slowbeef who was a mod for Something Awful said TB got banned from the forum for stating his IQ in his first post).

Having said all that, Trump getting a second term would have probably finished what the ass cancer started.
For all that this is true, in a world where TB had beaten his cancer I wouldn't see him going down a loony route similar to Jim - his love for the Democrats wasn't for their politics but their gibs. His outburst at his wife over voting Libertarian was because he thought Trump was going to end Obamacare (which, in fairness, was attempted), on which he'd been heavily reliant due to the pre-existing condition of dying of ass cancer.
He'd still be getting into ridiculous Internet fights, but closer to where he was in the Autistic Holy War - holier-than-thou-art to both sides and getting into plenty of slapfights over it, but ultimately from his position of consumer advocacy.
 
For all that this is true, in a world where TB had beaten his cancer I wouldn't see him going down a loony route similar to Jim - his love for the Democrats wasn't for their politics but their gibs. His outburst at his wife over voting Libertarian was because he thought Trump was going to end Obamacare (which, in fairness, was attempted), on which he'd been heavily reliant due to the pre-existing condition of dying of ass cancer.
He'd still be getting into ridiculous Internet fights, but closer to where he was in the Autistic Holy War - holier-than-thou-art to both sides and getting into plenty of slapfights over it, but ultimately from his position of consumer advocacy.
He went on an anti gun anti nra rant in one his last shows. I think it was the podcast
 
Jimmy-boy just nuked his Podquisition Soundcloud because of their dang dirty AI scraping.
He better nuke his Doom (2016) video as well, because I distinctly remember him saying "he absolutely fucking hates demons", and even a subpar sentence mixer/splicer can turn these demons into niggers.
 
Jimmy-boy just nuked his Podquisition Soundcloud because of their dang dirty AI scraping.
SUCH A BRAVE STANCE YOU TOOK, JIM. YOUR TORCH LIGHTS THE WA- oh, what's this?
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Guess it's time to nuke your channel and move to Rumble, fat boy. Since your principles are so important.
 
If he'd lived I think TB would have eventually tanked his career worse than Jim. Jim can only pantomime being indignant and aloof but TotalBiscuit would properly go off at things that made him angry and he was extremely up his ass in regards to his own self-worth (I think Slowbeef who was a mod for Something Awful said TB got banned from the forum for stating his IQ in his first post).

Having said all that, Trump getting a second term would have probably finished what the ass cancer started.
Sounds cold to say it this way, but dying young saved his legacy. Makes it much easier for people to forget some of his retarded behavior & remember the good stuff like his consooomer advocacy & the holy war against sub-60fps.
 
I do still miss TB.
Unlike certain lolcows and horror cows, he did not deserved to get cancer and die at the age of 33.
Miserable man dies a miserable death that he could have delayed. My libshit relative used to watch him all the time and had a similar insufferable ego to John Bain. Relative offed themselves selfishly and immortalized a miserable existence by the end much like John Bain, but worse because at least John Bain didn't have as many people to leave behind.
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Vile faggots rot in Hell, shocking. Fuck these people. The weight of their sins always make them come crashing down harder than Icarus.
 
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Sounds cold to say it this way, but dying young saved his legacy. Makes it much easier for people to forget some of his retarded behavior & remember the good stuff like his consooomer advocacy & the holy war against sub-60fps.
If he'd died a year earlier we probably would have had more respect for him.

One thing that was kind of sadly hilarious that I'm now remembering is how convinced he was that he was going to beat the cancer, even at the end when the doctors recommended he just stop doing chemo and try to make himself comfortable. He couldn't cotton on to the fact that he was being told that because they were telling him his time was almost up and he wasn't going to get any better, more chemo was just going to make his remaining time more miserable. He was given three years to live in 2015 and died in 2018, but was convinced he was going to be around forever. Despite, you know, stage four cancer being terminal.
 
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Sounds cold to say it this way, but dying young saved his legacy.
I know what you mean. It's like all the members of the 27 Club: might have been interesting to see what Kurt Cobain would have made but given the absolute state of people like Axl Rose it's maybe just as well he blew his brains out.
Miserable man dies a miserable death that he could have delayed.
>"get cancer and die"
>gets cancer and dies


What did he mean by this, chyat?
 
It's bittersweet that cancer took him first before the mind viruses fully took root.
At the risk of sounding like a heartless jackass, it's probably one of the best things that ever happened to him. The guy was bending over backwards for trannies and journalists, and it was a matter of time before he had to tear his clothes and crawl on a road of broken nails and glass for them. It still saddens me that the guy had it all, and in the span of a couple years was all it took for him to almost completely disappear. It just goes to show that nothing is eternal, and we need to prioritize our goals before it's our turn to return to nothing.
 
There's an old saying; "you can be an artist without being a furry, but you can't be a furry without being an artist"
Based on the massive volume of troons I see that claim to be "writers", maybe we need to re-write that saying.
Its just the unnatural progression of ERP'ers who think they're gods gift to words after their online activities.
 
Bet no one had writer arc on their bingo cards
Yea he's got a lot of experience, shitty flavour text that no one read is one of the most prestigious forms of experience. I hope he does it honestly, mostly just because it will be the most interesting thing he's done in years. Even if it's fucking laughably shit it will still be better than the lifeless monotony of his youtube channel.
 
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