Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

[Smack Patrick]

I am amazed they have not delved into Nova or Tophia because they're goldmines.

I like the KC but if I think they wanted to start covering Beauty Parlor stuff they'd probably need to bring on someone to intro them; like they did with Cambian and the UFO shit.
But shit, can you name one of the women that covers Beauty Parlor content that would be a good fit for the show?
And even if you can, do you think chat won't immediately sperg out because there's a woman on the Casino? I know PPP and Warksi are against that whole "she's a woman on the internet, so she must be a whore" mentality but I'm not sure the chat is.

Bottom line, covering Beauty Parlor content will either be a monumental disaster or a goldmine of content for them.
There's no in between, and I think PPP might know that?

 

[Guntkvd]

PPP, I know you read this thread, you fat fuck. Do a dabbleverse segment.

 

[Cyraxian Horror]

Is the Kino Casino going to begin to cover Gorlworld? I can see PPP staking the stance that Foodie Beauty is hefty because, well, SHE'S FAT!!!! But to be honest that's kind of where it ends for her. The people that cover her are a pack of retards that remind me of Cog.

 

[Americunt]

I like the KC but if I think they wanted to start covering Beauty Parlor stuff they'd probably need to bring on someone to intro them; like they did with Cambian and the UFO shit.
But shit, can you name one of the women that covers Beauty Parlor content that would be a good fit for the show?
And even if you can, do you think chat won't immediately sperg out because there's a woman on the Casino? I know PPP and Warksi are against that whole "she's a woman on the internet, so she must be a whore" mentality but I'm not sure the chat is.

Bottom line, covering Beauty Parlor content will either be a monumental disaster or a goldmine of content for them.
There's no in between, and I think PPP might know that?

Frankly at this point I'm not sure they have the ability to cover anything without making it extremely fucking boring. Not that Lard and Tard were ever masters of ceremony, but even their shows from a year ago did a better job at holding my interest. They'll just constantly loop stale talking points and memes about their subjects and stretch out the segments for as long as possible for the YT clip channel, so while the segment itself takes about 4 hours to get through, the actual new and interesting bits of content of said segment amount to about no more than 5 minutes. There's absolutely no joy behind them fucking with these people anymore and it's obvious, a totally perfected slop production pipeline, that makes them a decent bit of coin, but is just a job they clock into now. Sad! Pathetic!

I guarantee if they had exclusive early access to the Rekieta Bodycam footage, they'd find a way to make that segment boring and unwatchable.

 

[Nate Higgers]

I guarantee if they had exclusive early access to the Rekieta Bodycam footage, they'd find a way to make that segment boring and unwatchable.

Prediction: their bodycam footage coverage will be PPP in “PPPreacher mode” (replete with frequent “put a dollar in the donation plate” sub-begging), and Warski punctuating PPP’s preaching with “whoa…buddy.”/“ASH. THIS IS N-N-N-NUTS”/“this is just…BEYOND.”/“y’know what, let’s get some subs to felt Rekieta”

 

[RollerGator]

The Redbar soundcrash is so annoying, intrusive, and nonsensical that it circles back around to being really funny, idk give it a year.

Contrast that with the retard bell, which is just a half-remembered, nearly 20 year old South Park bit they stole that's been run in to the ground.

People will cry about the car crash sound yet watch a show that's interrupted by irrelevant superchats every 10 seconds.

PPP, I know you read this thread, you fat fuck. Do a dabbleverse segment.

That would be fucking boring and gay. It's literally a bunch of broke niggers streaming to a combined total of 8 people while begging for chump change.

 

[#lurker]

I hope they don't pre-watch the Rekieta bodycam. It's not often you get content like that and I want their raw reactions.

 

[Smack Patrick]

There's absolutely no joy behind them fucking with these people anymore and it's obvious, a totally perfected slop production pipeline, that makes them a decent bit of coin, but is just a job they clock into now.

You're 100% right about the "perfected slop" part, it's actually kinda nuts how the show "starts" 1:30am where I am, but I'll know to tune into the show at 2:30am because the show doesn't actually start until then. I think PPP even addressed a superchatter recently that complained about the formulaic stuff; mainly about the hour intro; and you could tell PPP felt the same way but all he could say was "you know when we do it, chat likes it, so you're better tuning in later" or something along those lines.

I hope they don't pre-watch the Rekieta bodycam. It's not often you get content like that and I want their raw reactions.

Same, although I'm more interested in Rekietas reaction.

 

[Americunt]

Prediction: their bodycam footage coverage will be PPP in “PPPreacher mode” (replete with frequent “put a dollar in the donation plate” sub-begging), and Warski punctuating PPP’s preaching with “whoa…buddy.”/“ASH. THIS IS N-N-N-NUTS”/“this is just…BEYOND.”/“y’know what, let’s get some subs to felt Rekieta”

*Notice an officer in the background doing a midly funny face in a freeze frame "HOW MANY SUBS FOR KIND OF AWKWARD COP STICKER?" *said sticker is used a handful of times if ever before being replaced by some other flavor of the week sticker / "A-A-shton, this is j-just like [Most recent piece of media Warski's consumed, that actually isn't like the situation he's comparing it to at all]!" / "Can we get some subs for Rekieta's kids being filthy?!" *Andy clapping and grinning like a wind up monkey "Negative Clap, Negative Clap"

 

[#lurker]

"A-A-shton, this is j-just like [Most recent piece of media Warski's consumed, that actually isn't like the situation he's comparing it to at all]!"

I love how every time he does this you can see PPP desperately holding himself back from calling him a retard.

 

[RotPockets]

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[Americunt]

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[Chazzed Up]

The problem with KC's longevity is that they created a culture and cultivated an audience around Sektur-adjacent content, so they're kind of married to that theme now, but that situation has a lifespan... some who they cover like Ralph are on lolcow life support and somehow continue to defy the odds. KC is acting as hospice for some of these peoples' careers. I think PPP in particular understands what the grift drying up looks like and that it's inevitable, he's commented on that over and over as he's covered guys like Ralph and Rekieta (and DSP) who are making a few dollars a stream. My personal opinion is that PPP is a good showman when he has the right material to work with and isn't being a fat lazy fuck, but the Sektur may not be providing that as often as it used to.

My bet is PPP is probably investing or otherwise managing money in a way where he doesn't need to be doing this for the next 10 years as income declines. Don't know about Andy, he's probably spending it on video games.

 

[Nate Higgers]

Don't know about Andy, he's probably spending it on video games.

If Kyler is to be believed, Andy spent $5,000 on “water physics effects” for this “super awesome amazing” game he’s been working on

 

[RetardRising88]

They really need to alter the show or subject material because this ain't it. The show is bloated, and the dialogue is so predictable that it becomes annoying.

I think they need more variety or something. I thought the JF segment the other day was pretty good despite predominantly being a retread, and I think it's because they haven't been doing him to death like the other cows.

I remember PPP mentioning on a stream with Jim that the original idea for the show was to show a new cow every week, which sounds like it'd be a good way to break up the monotony of the show. The problem is it'd fuck up the easy grift by requiring Lard & Tard to actually put some effort in, so that's never happening.

If Kyler is to be believed, Andy spent $5,000 on “water physics effects” for this “super awesome amazing” game he’s been working on

If that's true someone needs to belt him. Isn't the game like Oregon Trail but you're DSP or some shit? Why would he even need water physics, let alone paying $5,000 dollars for it? I don't think he's even planning to charge for the game so it's not like he'd recuperate his costs or anything.

 

[Kiwi Andy]

Fixing the show is really not rocket science.
- Cut down the intro talk to 15 minutes max. It is usually entertaining but what is the point if you then fail to do the announced segments?
- Keep the dumb 30 minutes intro music if you really need to, at least it is predictable
- Cut down on the fucking begging and constant shoutouts/freebird. This isn't babies first Twitch stream. Even most Twitch streamers are better than this these days. Or look at Jim/Josh.
- I understand the pausing is an integral part of the show, but at least make an effort to get through the segments. Yes, Rekieta got MATI at some dumb bitch. Is it really worth 5 hours though?
- Instead of the retarded post-show, get through the promised segments and try to put in equal effort instead of phoning it in towards the end of the show.
- More variety and less fucking documentaries. Reacting to reactions of content that we have seen a million times is not content.

tldr stop being dumb faggots.

 

[unironicjudiaism]

As a once avid fan who has grown rather tired of the show and resorts to clippers if I want my casino, I can say this with some confidence. They suck now because they lack the same fire for the content they used to do.

Go to odyssey and watch the old episodes where they really went hard on AF they were invested in the topic.

These days it's just point and laugh Content. Even the Ralph shit which should be hilarious us just PPP saying exactly what piggy says just in a silly voice.

This is why if I want a live show I'll watch Meme Copium. His delivery is much better and hes not screaming for shock value.

The e-begging i get that's the source of income for them. But I have a feeling they know the curtain is closing so they are milking the teets dry. Thanks to Andy's imported gf and the parasocial mixing with 100 dollar masochist and how it went up in flames and the whole Vegas cuck chair episode they must know that they are one misstep from 9-5 life

 

[anscochrome]

True, there is definitely a market for regular schedule drama coverage at the same time that doesn't take 9 hours,

You mean like Keemstar used to do back in 2014-2018 ish? When he made several more compact videos a day, rather than a horrible "Lolcow Network" dead streams? Oh, the irony!

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

And even if you can, do you think chat won't immediately sperg out because there's a woman on the Casino? I know PPP and Warksi are against that whole "she's a woman on the internet, so she must be a whore" mentality but I'm not sure the chat is.

We need the Real WineAunts of Alberta to be the first women guests on the Casino.

My bet is PPP is probably investing or otherwise managing money in a way where he doesn't need to be doing this for the next 10 years as income declines. Don't know about Andy, he's probably spending it on video games.

By investing you mean purchasing Lays potato chips right?

 

[BrokeBackPhil]

*Notice an officer in the background doing a midly funny face in a freeze frame "HOW MANY SUBS FOR KIND OF AWKWARD COP STICKER?" *said sticker is used a handful of times if ever before being replaced by some other flavor of the week sticker / "A-A-shton, this is j-just like [Most recent piece of media Warski's consumed, that actually isn't like the situation he's comparing it to at all]!" / "Can we get some subs for Rekieta's kids being filthy?!" *Andy clapping and grinning like a wind up monkey "Negative Clap, Negative Clap"

You forgot the gym story that he tells to make us think he still goes to the gym. Monday's was actually funny. Tardski saying "I can't breath/sneed" and then bring up st floyd in public to normies would be hilarious to watch as the spaghetti spill from his pockets and he reverts to "STAY THE FUCK BACK. WE WILL DEFEND OURSELVES. AIM AIM AIM" to some canadian boomer pressing him.