Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 18.8%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.2%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 91 27.2%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 54 16.1%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 123 36.7%

  • Total voters
    335
Nick sees himself as "the joker" from Batman and in particular the Joker as portrayed in the 1988 graphic novel "the killing joke" in which the Joker was portrayed as a tragic character; a family man and failed comedian who suffered "one bad day" that finally drove him insane. The idea of the family man who is "one bad day" away from falling apart appeals somehow to Nick.

Its similar to how Alan Ball's 1999 movie "American Beauty" with its main character abandoning family and normal life to go after an underage girl also appeals to Nick.

What its all about his that Nick hates his wife, kids and family life. But is too scared to walk out on them because mommy and daddy will cut off his allowance.
It's worth noting that in the comic Joker kidnaps and tortures Commissioner Gordon in an attempt to break him and prove that even the most stalwart heroes are just 1 bad day away from snapping, but Gordon doesn't break. He stays strong and proves that Joker is just a whiny faggot that's using his trauma as an excuse to not deal with reality. Kinda like someone else we know.
 
I remember noticing his fingertips turning a bit bluish, but never his fingernails.
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EDIT: Just so no one gets their wires crossed — this was from a stream back in November 2023.

Also:
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Karen Read Stream Day 22- Rekieta Notables

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Breakfast of champions: sweet tea and wonton soup. Lunch was cereal. Fruit Loops, I believe.
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TLDR: Much better than yesterday, but brainless as far as Karen Read. He hates this case and trial streaming. Lots of Grok/AI songs. A notable daughter's interruption was on-screen. She chatted with him for a while. He pretended not to know why Monty changed lawyers.
  • Top YT Live Viewership (approx): 1600 by my devices' count
  • Supertips Total (approx): 49 total, but see @Third World Aristocrat's post for a more detailed breakdown
  • Tweets During Stream (approx): 30
  • Kid Interruptions: 4 daughter interruptions (one on screen; see spoiler)
  • Other Breaks: 5-6 - I lost count.
Under the spoiler, I've bolded what I found interesting for ease of reading:
Admin: 14 min. late though the Court also started late, 140 people were waiting. Thumbnail was already set up. Said he put out a video about Courtney Clenny last night. (Note: all times are CT.)

Morning

- Started by coughing loudly; complained about his voice again; said he's not sleeping well.

- Addressed the Dabbleverse: Called it "this weird corner of the Internet I’ve found myself." He addressed Karmic whom he finds quite funny. “All these strange streamers… where dark things lurk.” He acknowledged that no one cares about the Dabbleverse, and they have a limited fan base.

- Addressed the ethics complaint and was mostly dismissive, again.

- Said cops didn’t go into his safe in his office when they searched his home. It's where he puts client materials.

- When a chatter said that drugs were “all over the house”, Nick shouted back, “NO!”. He declined to address the mini-fridge. Later said he didn’t rat out his dealer and said the cops “never asked,” but he doesn’t “want to die” so he never would. Oddly, he later implied that his dealer checked on him after the arrest. (It was a little unclear)

- Took meds at 8:37

- Said if he moved to TX, he’d go to Tyler due to his extended family living there; discussion of doughnuts and a fish restaurant there

- More attempts to get Grok to do an anti-Kurt song. Successful this time but never put it to music. Joked about burning a CD for the 5K Locals gift
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- He's considering streaming to Twitch for the trial; he doesn’t understand Kick.

- Notable Supertip. Nick had a hard time understanding it.
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- Offscreen, a daughter interrupted at 10 AM central and then again 40 min. later.

- He likes Grok because you can “argue with it and convince it that it’s wrong”

- He was asked why the women at the house did not flush the drugs. He said it's because they can never remember the combination on the drug safe.

- Pontificated on how possessing drug paraphernalia is no longer illegal in MN.

- Pontificated on how he misses H.P. Lovecraft because he reminded us that there were mysteries in the human experience.

- In response to this Superchat...
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... he elaborated on his excellent relationship with his kids but admitted that he "let them down". He's very angry that people have accused his kids of bad things (they haven't - what is he talking about?). He then commented on people's parasocial relationship with him. He can't understand it.

- No drug test today


- He ignored a very interesting wording of a question in court, in which Alessi lost after 5 attempts and a sidebar.

- There were a series of Supertips in foreign languages (I haven't bothered to translate).

- Fake Keanu appeared:
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Nick thought she was real and called her a dumb bitch.

- A chat that caught my attention. I'm unclear if it was directed at Nick.
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- He called this person retarded:
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- This also caught my eye:
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- Interesting exchange for those of us interested in the Dear John/ @Captain Manning saga and CGoody:
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Lunch/Afternoon

- Sang an AI song sent to him by a fan on the Read/Higgins texts (it was pretty entertaining).
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- He whined about his heat allergy; he missed a month of heat allergy meds for “weird reasons”; he didn’t elaborate. He later said the meds he takes for the heat allergy are Zolair, and said it will “change your life”.

- Daughter interruption at 12:30 ish (6 yo):
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She asked him to make her a honey sandwich. He complied and then complained about the honey on his hands. They chatted a bit. It was cute. Note: He is possibly worried that she's onscreen, but also seemed happy to display parenting (he didn't mute the mic). She very obviously wanted to be on-screen.

- Addressed Schneider no longer representing Monty. Nick pretended not to know why he changed lawyers. Said that it means he can now drop by Schneider's office and call him a "retarded" and a "fag". Retold the wearing shorts story.


- He said that there is a Supertip meeting today (those in charge) to address issues. He has an idea of what those issues are, but didn't elaborate.

- He'll be taking a nap right after the stream.

- "I just realized how important that was!" he says, HOURS after most of us did over the admissibility of an autopsy photo. Admitted later that he "fell asleep a little bit" today.

- Promised an upcoming video or clip about Trump and South Africa.
 
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Pontificated on how he misses H.P. Lovecraft because he reminded us that there were mysteries in the human experience.
He does realise Lovecraft’s actual thematic focus was cosmic indifference, the terrifying notion that humans are insignificant specks in a cold, unknowable universe. There was no mystery to the human experience, only unspeakable horror. Whenever a character exposes themselves to the unfathomable terror, they suffer gruesome fates for their hubris.
To reduce that to some vague wistfulness about “mystery” is like saying you miss Nietzsche because he reminded you that sometimes people feel sad. Fucking idiot.
 
He does realise Lovecraft’s actual thematic focus was cosmic indifference, the terrifying notion that humans are insignificant specks in a cold, unknowable universe. There was no mystery to the human experience, only unspeakable horror. Whenever a character exposes themselves to the unfathomable terror, they suffer gruesome fates for their hubris.
To reduce that to some vague wistfulness about “mystery” is like saying you miss Nietzsche because he reminded you that sometimes people feel sad. Fucking idiot.
I thought the moral of Lovecraft was about the incredible power of steam boats, including using them to defeat an eldritch god.

I suppose its a bit of a Rorschach test.
 
Nick Nodding out on the job. He must gave blew through all his "spot fatigue Adderall". He will use this clip to show the doctor he needs a double up on his dosing so he can keep his job.


Riveting content Nick, I can't imagine why you aren't getting tens of thousands of viewers anymore. On second thought, it's probably the evil Kiwi Farmers and Josh Moon that have stolen all you viewers from you.

They can't keep getting away with this!
 
I could only get so good of quality on my iPhone but this is from today’s stream. Sorry I don’t have much time on my break to resize them. Might be lighting or it could be that there is some discoloration.
for fucks sake i know your nose is huge rackets but you don't have to gas yourself to death. please stop it you stupid fucking retard


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I thought the moral of Lovecraft was about the incredible power of steam boats, including using them to defeat an eldritch god.
His moral is burn the coal, pay the toll.
It would be too hideous if they knew that the one-time heiress of Riverside—the accursed gorgon or lamia whose hateful crinkly coil of serpent-hair must even now be brooding and twining vampirically around an artist’s skeleton in a lime-packed grave beneath a charred foundation—was faintly, subtly, yet to the eyes of genius unmistakably the scion of Zimbabwe’s most primal grovellers. No wonder she owned a link with that old witch-woman Sophonisba—for, though in deceitfully slight proportion, Marceline was a negress.
 
It gets me really MATI how this faggot uses his kids, "those karen farmers whants to see muh keedz! thats why they want footage!"
Now he brings them on screen to show off how good of a father he is, he rehearsed that bit to show off how he feeds and cares about them, its fucking wrestling level wirting/scripting, and they mean nothing to him, he would abandon them for April without blinking if only kayla would release him from marriage. After he creamed and insulted Kiki, im fucking terrified how abusive he must be offline, fuck, im gonna say it, those kids were probably more safe with Aaron around, which is fucking horryfying sentence,
 
Impotent is how I'd describe Nick. He got the physical strength of a holocaust AIDS victim and the will power of a spoilt 5 year old girl. He can't get his dick hard even with suicide amounts of industrial strength Viagra. Mommy and daddy have to pay for everything because he can't provide for his family. They even have to lie for him. His opinion is worthless and he has no standing in his community.

The arrest footage will show just how powerless and helpless Nick is when he's dealing with anyone other than Kayla or April.
 
This entire sleep issue is such horseshit. Like most mortals, he's sleepy because he's keyboard fucking warrioring until 3-4 AM every morning and is required to be up 4 hours later. Oh, and try taking a walk or going to the gym, you human corpse. It'll make you tired when you're supposed to go to sleep. Most bad stuff happens after 2 AM.

He'd avoid 1/2 of his problems by simply going to bed at midnight. He has a weed card. Just take a gummy, dummy.
 
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The allergen levels in Minnesota are so leathally high that even homebound people with filtered A/C units are on the brink of death. Pray for the Rekeita household.
 
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