Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

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I know it's supposed to be a joke... but is it really?

JFC. That is kind of terrifying. Anna is a terrible actress so even if this is fake, which I kinda doubt it is, she has really nailed the appearance of an adult tantrum. All I could think while she's flailing her arms and pointing, shouting, then throwing a box, is "poor Data." What did that dog ever do to deserve the neglected, frightening life he has with Anna. If only she could stop being a selfish cunt for one second, think about another living creature, and rehome him to someone that cares.


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I think those are vidalia onions.
 
I don’t know if this has been posted in ALR or Chantal’s thread but you gorls shouldn’t miss it if you don’t check there either.


Not a dig at you for posting this and I might just be grumpy, but I thought this was a complete waste of time and not funny at all. Anna is funny in and of herself - no additional "comedy" embellishment required. There's also a danger of Anna attracting way too much negative attention of late and burning out as a result - her Reddit needs to calm the fuck down and not lose their collective minds every single time Anna does something. Their responses and reactions are exhausting.
 
Not a dig at you for posting this and I might just be grumpy, but I thought this was a complete waste of time and not funny at all. Anna is funny in and of herself - no additional "comedy" embellishment required. There's also a danger of Anna attracting way too much negative attention of late and burning out as a result - her Reddit needs to calm the fuck down and not lose their collective minds every single time Anna does something. Their responses and reactions are exhausting.
The animation is fire. The voice acting and script is garbage. The gorls don't act like that. Personally I find the type of humor of Kate Winslet much more cutting. There's an absurdity that she catches that this video did not.

The reddit upvoted a post thinking she was going to Vegas for some Taylor Swift thing and that Anna might even be a special guest of Taylor's. Where the fuck do they get these ideas from? It's gotta be that a lot of them are just fat houswives living vicariously through Anna. The amount of posts that start with "boy I'm 300lbs and at my fattest I never would have gone in that pool like Anna" comprise a hefty chunk of the reddit. Anna gives them permission to imagine their own lives I guess. Wild.

I don't particularly like talking about the reddit instead of Anna but honestly this is what we're done to at the moment. Anna doesn't do anything.
 
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The animation is fire. The voice acting and script is garbage. The gorls don't act like that. Personally I find the type of humor of Kate Winslet much more cutting. There's an absurdity that she catches that this video did not.

The reddit upvoted a post thinking she was going to Vegas for some Taylor Swift thing and that Anna might even be a special guest of Taylor's. Where the fuck do they get these ideas from? It's gotta be that a lot of them are just fat houswives living vicariously through Anna. The amount of posts that start with "boy I'm 300lbs and at my fattest I never would have gone in that pool like Anna" comprise a hefty chunk of the reddit. Anna gives them permission to imagine their own lives I guess. Wild.

I don't particularly like talking about the reddit instead of Anna but honestly this is what we're done to at the moment. Anna doesn't do anything.
These Reddit people have been able to combine their 2 favorite things; being jealous that a fatty has made a career out of being a fatty and obsessing over Taylor Swift (for whatever reason). Fatties and Taylor go hand in hand. It's a strange thing that someone needs to study. They really believe TS is a down-to-earth cool girl.
The reel of Anna "pretending" to having a temper tantrum is so bad because she is not capable of understanding the people doing that trend. It's supposed to be a huge over exaggeration of your behavior. She under-exaggerated her tantrums. She ruins everything she tries.
 
These Reddit people have been able to combine their 2 favorite things; being jealous that a fatty has made a career out of being a fatty and obsessing over Taylor Swift (for whatever reason). Fatties and Taylor go hand in hand. It's a strange thing that someone needs to study. They really believe TS is a down-to-earth cool girl.
The reel of Anna "pretending" to having a temper tantrum is so bad because she is not capable of understanding the people doing that trend. It's supposed to be a huge over exaggeration of your behavior. She under-exaggerated her tantrums. She ruins everything she tries.
Reminded me a bit of Boogie's "humor" which is just a spoiled fatty doing temper tantrums. We're not exactly talking Chris Farley levels of physical comedy.
 
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I know it's supposed to be a joke... but is it really?
Anna saw she's been added to the Dank Fupa repertoire confirmed, I guess. There's no way she's not big mad.

I concur that Dank Fupa could be more concise and witty, but it must have really gotten under her skin to be compared with Chantal and Hamber - the only difference between her and them is that she is rather knowledgeable about internet marketing and is rich. The video portrayed her being equally nasty as the rest of the gorls, and I can well believe she threw an out and out tantrum over it.
 
It's gotta be that a lot of them are just fat houswives living vicariously through Anna. The amount of posts that start with "boy I'm 300lbs and at my fattest I never would have gone in that pool like Anna" comprise a hefty chunk of the reddit. Anna gives them permission to imagine their own lives I guess. Wild.

I don't particularly like talking about the reddit instead of Anna but honestly this is what we're done to at the moment. Anna doesn't do anything.

I've noticed that, too, and it makes reddit (as usual) a very weak substitute when the Farms are down. I think people get a bit anal retentive on her about powerleveling sometimes, but one look at that sub is enough to see why because the alternative is so much worse. I can only ever enjoy it in very small increments (portions, even...) because every. fucking. post, they immediately make about themselves and soothing their giant chapped asses about how much better they are than this fatty. The PLing isn't even relevant half the time, they literally just use her as the BUFF (big ugly fat friend) of their online fat lady clique to make themselves feel nominally better by comparison.

I saw someone comment on her disgusting teeth there a while back, and one of the fatties immediately jumped in to tell them off because Anna might not be the only one here afraid of the dentist, you guize, wouldn't want to shame anyone.

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That's just her genetics on the counter. Please believe Anna when she says that her fatness is through a rare genetic condition. Otherwise, you’re just a hateful troll that obviously seethes whenever you come across a happy and unbothered woman.
 
Sepsis from an infection after the birth. Not really much of a mystery according to the doc as it's one of the most common ailments post c-section. Go figure. anna sounds halfway in the grave in this episode. mewling into the microphone with her raspy voice. Guest is the most normal sounding one so far imo. She even sounds sorta sweet in a down to earth way as a mom.
 
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