Rental House Pics 28 April 2014

[CatParty]

What's interesting is talking about the liver checkup of . Does she drink at all?

that's how we got chris chan

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

Well, it was possible that Chris contributed his tugboat to Bob's lottery trials, it's unknown if he did it after Bob's death.

What's interesting is talking about the liver checkup of . Does she drink at all?

Hard to say for sure, but a really unhealthy diet (& certain medications) can contribute to nonalcoholic fatty liver disease. Because of the meds I'm on, I have to do lipid checks & get my liver checked out every few months.

EDIT: Shit, that's right, thanks CatParty. I'm not sure if she STILL drinks, though. I'd imagine not, but. . .you know, the Chandlers.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

I invest $4 weekly between Win For Life and Mega Millions; two plays each.

"Invest". Okay, Chris. Just like your video games.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Chris wouldn't understand how the lottery works anyway.

You don't just get the $700,000,000 Jackpot, or what have you.

You get it in yearly installments of something like $10,000.

 

[Marvin]

"Invest". Okay, Chris. Just like your video games.

Ahaha, you beat me to it. As soon as I saw the word "invest" ...

 

[Descent]

One of the sweethearts should have introduced him to the stock market.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

Chris wouldn't understand how the lottery works anyway.

You don't just get the $700,000,000 Jackpot, or what have you.

You get it in yearly installments of something like $10,000.

& they take taxes out, too.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

& they take taxes out, too.

Fuckin jIRSks, man.

 

[PraiseHelix]

Nope, it was his primary plan. It went basically like this:

1. Be born.
2. Autism.
3. Win the lottery.
4. ??????
5. Sweetheart!

That sounds like such a solid life plan. I wish I would have thought of that instead of working for my money like a pleb.

 

[Sweet and Savoury]

Well for Chrissy it isn't such a bad plan.

He wants to just sit around all day playing vidya and have an hot wife take care of his every desire

So yah he's going to need money and a lot of it and seeing as how he's too blessed to work like us regular slobs the lottery is his only chance to be happy.

LOL!

 

[Anchuent Christory]

Isn't that house rather large for the two of them? How many rooms would you guys estimate there being, I wouldn't have a clue because properties are much smaller over here.

It strikes me as strange for them to be given a house as large as that, or is the insurance company required to put them up on a property equivalent to the one the torched?

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

Fuckin jIRSks, man.

At first I thought you spilled something on your keyboard. & then I was like, ". . .oh." Good job, me.

 

[___]

I don't think he thought of it as normal. Chris is such a huge pussy, he'll live his whole life in misery and unhappiness rather than have one confrontation to change things for the better.

mah...mmm..my mother will be taking care of that.

 

[Pikonic]

Is it just me, or does the rental house seem in many ways superior to 14BC? You have to think that if the rental payments are cheap enough, Barb and Chris will do what they can to stay there, which could explain the lack of any progress on 14BC

They could live in a shack with an outhouse and there would still be a lack of progress at 14BC

 

[___]

I'm beginning to wonder if Chris ever dreams he once had some sort of "George McFly" moment where he would have made that one, simple change that could have catalyzed a complete life change for him…

He actually has blamed how his life has turned out as a result on Mimms taking this picture and posting it online:

I don't think his day to day life would be much different if this photo wasn't taken.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

First thing that came to my mind:

 

[Tubular Monkey]

I'm beginning to wonder if Chris ever dreams he once had some sort of "George McFly" moment where he would have made that one, simple change that could have catalyzed a complete life change for him…

"HEY you, git yer Trolling Stupid hands off of her!"

 

[milkshark]

He actually has blamed how his life has turned out as a result on Mimms taking this picture and posting it online:

I don't think his day to day life would be much different if this photo wasn't taken.

His desire for fame and potential riches did way more to ruin his reputation than a single unflattering photo. Chris was working his ass off to promote Sonichu, enter contests and market his "brand" via YouTube. He did all of it to himself, that photo doesn't mean shit.

 

[CWCissey]

First thing that came to my mind:

From the burnt out ruins, a call of JULAY grows...

 

[Count Olaf]

Depends on the house itself. If they let the house fall into such disrepair and turn into a fire hazard again THEN I think they will be kicked out without a second though especially if Barb proves herself to be in "The right mind". Chris on the other hand might exist as leverage that would let the insurance company extend the stay, but otherwise I don't see much hope for the chandlers

Secondly, has Chris' facebook been active at all? I wouldn't be surprised if he was asking some highschool friends or people he knew if they had a place he can stay, but then again I might be overestimating him.

No, his facebook hasn't been all that active as of late. Back in the golden days of Christory he actually thought he had over a billion fans, but now I think he actually realizes all his fans were trolls. So there's no point in posting anymore to him, no point in continuing his comics.

Honestly I kind of wish he'd finish off Issue 11, turn it into the grand finale of Sonichu. I wonder how would that--you know what I'll just ask that over in the random thought thread.