Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Niggernerd]

Nick "my daughter did not do coke"
The test said otherwise.

 

[Hyacinth Bucket (Bouquet)]

I think @John Andrews Stan and I both come from a culture with a lot of big middle- and upper-middle-class families. So maybe he/she can confirm or tell me I'm off base here.

It has stuck out to me for a long time that Nick says all of his kids are 100% healthy and fine.

Frankly, that really doesn't happen very often. If you have five kids, you're probably going to have some issues. If you're lucky, maybe one or two with dyslexia, a stutter, side-swiped by the Aspergers. If you're less lucky, you have a kid with serious health issues or major behaviours.

Nick lists every activity they do so he's not worried about their privacy. But not one kid needs a tutor? No specialist appointments? No OT/PT/SLP? Nothing? For FIVE? This would be a lucky streak for two typical parents who do everything right. For someone raising their kids in chaos, it's unheard of.

It's significantly more likely that the kids are straight-up neglected. They have very serious needs, they're not okay, and they're not getting any help for it because he's neglecting them in favour of coke. So basic stuff that typical parents would have investigated (like why they're so very short) just gets ignored and he tells everyone how FINE they are.

Also pretty sure what Aaron was hinting about is that the child has extreme behaviours and when he heard about the cocaine, that made sense to him. He means that Nick's favoured daughter is completely out of control.

 

[oh no im late for school]

my best friend of nearly 30 years hasn't talked to me since my kid tested positive for cocaine, what can i do to win him back? i know, i'll cut a youtube short of one of the times i made fun of him

https://youtube.com/shorts/tShJ2iKft_w

 

[Niggernerd]

Nick dying would benefit those kids more. They get the trust fund and no longer have the creepy dad and his pedophile friends hovering over their heads

 

[A Very Big Fish]

my best friend of nearly 30 years hasn't talked to me since my kid tested positive for cocaine, what can i do to win him back? i know, i'll cut a youtube short of one of the times i made fun of him

https://youtube.com/shorts/tShJ2iKft_w

This could summarize basically everything Nick's been doing for the last year+.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

my best friend of nearly 30 years hasn't talked to me since my kid tested positive for cocaine, what can i do to win him back? i know, i'll cut a youtube short of one of the times i made fun of him

https://youtube.com/shorts/tShJ2iKft_w

Oh Jesus he ended it with that old theme song. The gas is really speaking to him tonight.

 

[elb]

I’m still dozens of pages behind but I’m trying to find this video I saw on the thread but it’s impossible to find. It was a parody song of rekieta in court, might have been AI? It was about the judge throwing the book at him. Anyone have any idea what I’m talking about? It was from like 3000 pages ago….

This was hard to find. My YouTube archive

OVERRULED! (A Nick Rekieta Animated Story) by Lipstick Larry

 

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[SterilizedGlowsticks]

I can't wait to hear what new medical malady Nick is going to claim to have that totally explains his fingers turning blue.

 

[Vibralldo]

my best friend of nearly 30 years hasn't talked to me since my kid tested positive for cocaine, what can i do to win him back? i know, i'll cut a youtube short of one of the times i made fun of him

https://youtube.com/shorts/tShJ2iKft_w

There's no bridge too old or too strong for Nick to not burn down

 

[oh no im late for school]

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the sync is a little early but i'm blaming the nitrous, man even the vocal model has an addiction

 

[Niggernerd]

This was hard to find. My YouTube archive

OVERRULED! (A Nick Rekieta Animated Story) by Lipstick Larry
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A memorable banger

 

[Major]

I think @John Andrews Stan and I both come from a culture with a lot of big middle- and upper-middle-class families. So maybe he/she can confirm or tell me I'm off base here.

It has stuck out to me for a long time that Nick says all of his kids are 100% healthy and fine.

Frankly, that really doesn't happen very often. If you have five kids, you're probably going to have some issues. If you're lucky, maybe one or two with dyslexia, a stutter, side-swiped by the Aspergers. If you're less lucky, you have a kid with serious health issues or major behaviours.

Nick lists every activity they do so he's not worried about their privacy. But not one kid needs a tutor? No specialist appointments? No OT/PT/SLP? Nothing? For FIVE? This would be a lucky streak for two typical parents who do everything right. For someone raising their kids in chaos, it's unheard of.

It's significantly more likely that the kids are straight-up neglected. They have very serious needs, they're not okay, and they're not getting any help for it because he's neglecting them in favour of coke. So basic stuff that typical parents would have investigated (like why they're so very short) just gets ignored and he tells everyone how FINE they are.

Also pretty sure what Aaron was hinting about is that the child has extreme behaviours and when he heard about the cocaine, that made sense to him. He means that Nick's favoured daughter is completely out of control.

One of the reasons they're short for their age is their diet: there's not much protein and calcium in doritos and fanta. His daughter is the one who asked for a honey sandwich on that stream. If that's what they eat then I'm not surprised.

 

[RaptInPlastic]

I think @John Andrews Stan and I both come from a culture with a lot of big middle- and upper-middle-class families. So maybe he/she can confirm or tell me I'm off base here.

It has stuck out to me for a long time that Nick says all of his kids are 100% healthy and fine.

Frankly, that really doesn't happen very often. If you have five kids, you're probably going to have some issues. If you're lucky, maybe one or two with dyslexia, a stutter, side-swiped by the Aspergers. If you're less lucky, you have a kid with serious health issues or major behaviours.

Nick lists every activity they do so he's not worried about their privacy. But not one kid needs a tutor? No specialist appointments? No OT/PT/SLP? Nothing? For FIVE? This would be a lucky streak for two typical parents who do everything right. For someone raising their kids in chaos, it's unheard of.

It's significantly more likely that the kids are straight-up neglected. They have very serious needs, they're not okay, and they're not getting any help for it because he's neglecting them in favour of coke. So basic stuff that typical parents would have investigated (like why they're so very short) just gets ignored and he tells everyone how FINE they are.

Also pretty sure what Aaron was hinting about is that the child has extreme behaviours and when he heard about the cocaine, that made sense to him. He means that Nick's favoured daughter is completely out of control.

The way this wormy pisher talks and acts you just know his kids are definitely neglected. They probably have fucking rickets thanks to this faggot's neglect. Children are a blessing, always and they center a life on something other than yourself.
Naturally for this faggot that makes them enemies to subjugated. This faggot is a nightmare. Horrorcow.
And no the chiropractor bullshit doesn't count, one or more would need dental, medical, training, something. He has bad blood and his wife is no beauty queen so the idea two humanoid rats would produce superkids is laughable at best.

 

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Shoulda thrown in some random severe down-pitches on the vocals.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

the kids are for sure affected by Nick's actions.

Who the fuck would let their kid stay at a swinger crack den?

Nick is beginning his career of crime by becoming megamind.

 

[daffodils]

"Parasocial relationship" is the new "Why do you care". Screenshot is of Stallyn's comment section. Instead of answering there, he considered this important enough to take to Twitter. He also was in Melton's chat again but didn't say anything interesting.
Archive

 

[Captain Manning]

I just noticed something.



This channel description is grossly inaccurate and needs to be fixed. Lawyer? Scotch? No, that won't do at all.



That's better!

"Nick Rekieta breaks down."

The new Rekieta Law channel.

 

[bookers]

"minnesota lawyer" im just as much of a lawyer as nick is.

anyways in regards to his fingers i think there's a likelihood it's whippet related

but it could also be heart damage from all the boozing he has done
this could lead to circulation problems particularly in his hands and feet since theyre the farthest from the heart

im curious if he ever goes to the doctor

 

[Potentially Cat Mom]

It has been so long since we have seen Kayla I wonder some times if she is still living at the house. Like it just seems like she is never there. Couldn’t join him for his karaoke stream. He is having to feed the kids during streams. She isn’t there to keep them out of the room while he is streaming. But then again she has brought him food to eat, I believe. It just seems like no one is watching the youngest while Nick is streaming.