Shlomo Finkelstein / Aron Pielka Arrest - Shlomo Finkelstein is the pseudonym of a German youtuber who has currently been in prison for over half a year for wrongspeak

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Bespoke translation by yours truly. Original [A] by Shlomo at Krautzone

I'm back!​


As you may have noticed, I haven't been to the most recent editor booze party, nor did I enrich the world with further op-eds on the political stance of coffee. I've got quite a good excuse for that:

9 and a half months ago, in front of my, at the time, 1-year-old son, I have been assaulted by roughly 15 "undercover investigators" and special forces in riot gear and locked up until now. The reason was the playback of a Rucka Rucka Ali song, my Shlomo avatars, showing a photo of Joseph Goebbels, and the Quran burning.

I have been trafficked to 11 different correctional institutions, the Verfassungsschutz has attempted to recruit me as an informant, and an alleged informant attacked me several times behind bars. So many insane things have happened that only a long format can do that justice. That long format is the Honigwabe. On Sunday at 6 PM, I am telling the whole story and answer your questions - probably until early Monday morning.

On Monday afternoon, there will be a KRAUTZONE Podcast, on Tuesday I'm at "Fest und Flauschig", although the official invite from Böhmermann is still pending.
 
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I might actually go ahead and transcribe and translate the full thing on Sunday for you as an international audience - at least whatever is relevant to Shlomo's story.
That might be a gargantuan project, since I predict it's over 5 hours of dialogue.
If anyone of you has got a beefy setup and OpenAI's Whisper model set up, with at least the large dataset, and wants to assist in at least a German transcription, please send me a private message

To clarify: I will edit this post once I am no longer looking for help. Don't hesitate to reach out.
 
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XL xQgg?QcQCaTYDMjqoDnYpG said:
I might actually go ahead and transcribe and translate the full thing on Sunday for you as an international audience - at least whatever is relevant to Shlomo's story.
That might be a gargantuan project, since I predict it's over 5 hours of dialogue.
If anyone of you has got a beefy setup and OpenAI's Whisper model set up, with at least the large dataset, and wants to assist in at least a German transcription, please send me a private message

To clarify: I will edit this post once I am no longer looking for help. Don't hesitate to reach out.
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How long has been stuffed in the clanker?
 
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Justa Grata Honoria said:
Sorry forgot you are german , how long he has been imprisoned ?
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9.5 months. Released early from what would have been a 1 year term. The early release has previously been rejected, so it is somewhat surprising to have him out as of today. We were expecting him to be released in August
 
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XL xQgg?QcQCaTYDMjqoDnYpG said:
9.5 months. Released early from what would have been a 1 year term. The early release has previously been rejected, so it is somewhat surprising to have him out as of today. We were expecting him to be released in August
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I presume there hasn't been a concreate reason on the early release? I've heard a few reasons from a couple of Krauts on why he may have been let out early but is there an official reason kicking around?
 
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he should have taken them up on the offer of being a snitch assuming he'd have gotton paid
grab the bag and get out after a few years or better yet become a permanent snitch operating from outside the country
not like theres any hope left for the nation of "the population"
kinda cute that he appears to value honor i gues if that is the reason for him declining the job
 
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XL xQgg?QcQCaTYDMjqoDnYpG said:
Bespoke translation by yours truly. Original [A] by Shlomo at Krautzone

I'm back!​


As you may have noticed, I haven't been to the most recent editor booze party, nor did I enrich the world with further op-eds on the political stance of coffee. I've got quite a good excuse for that:

9 and a half months ago, in front of my, at the time, 1-year-old son, I have been assaulted by roughly 15 "undercover investigators" and special forces in riot gear and locked up until now. The reason was the playback of a Rucka Rucka Ali song, my Shlomo avatars, showing a photo of Joseph Goebbels, and the Quran burning.

I have been trafficked to 11 different correctional institutions, the Verfassungsschutz has attempted to recruit me as an informant, and an alleged informant attacked me several times behind bars. So many insane things have happened that only a long format can do that justice. That long format is the Honigwabe. On Sunday at 6 PM, I am telling the whole story and answer your questions - probably until early Monday morning.

On Monday afternoon, there will be a KRAUTZONE Podcast, on Tuesday I'm at "Fest und Flauschig", although the official invite from Böhmermann is still pending.
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Christ, modern Germany is far worse than anything the Nazis ever did.
 
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Towoman said:
he should have taken them up on the offer of being a snitch assuming he'd have gotton paid
grab the bag and get out after a few years or better yet become a permanent snitch operating from outside the country
not like theres any hope left for the nation of "the population"
kinda cute that he appears to value honor i gues if that is the reason for him declining the job
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Absolutely fucking kill yourself, you traitor to the entire human race.
 
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Hamsteroid said:
Der Kanal der Honigwabe ist rein zufällig 2 Tage vor Shlomos Rückkehrstream gesperrt worden. Ein Schelm wer böses dabei denkt.
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The Honigwabe channel has been banned completely coincidentally just 2 days before Shlomo's "I'm back" stream

Translation of Shlomo's comment:
They're pooping their pants. The YT channel of Honigwabe has just been banned, two days ahead of the stream in which we wanted to talk about my imprisoning and attempted recruiting by the Verfassungsschutz.​
The stream is going to take place either way, in the worst case scenario on my X account & Idiotenwatch.​

Idiotenwatch (YouTube)
shlomo96 (Xitter)
Sunday 6 PM German time
 
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if bro has the capacity and the knowledge, he could use owncast, or multistream to all possible major websites until he gets b&.
 
Stream is nearing the end.... 4 hours.......
Gonna refresh KF occasionally to check notifications...
Time for tons of transcription and translation work.........

EDIT ~2 AM local: Nah, too tired, will continue tomorrow. Good things come to those who wait
 
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XL xQgg?QcQCaTYDMjqoDnYpG said:
I might actually go ahead and transcribe and translate the full thing on Sunday for you as an international audience - at least whatever is relevant to Shlomo's story.
That might be a gargantuan project, since I predict it's over 5 hours of dialogue.
If anyone of you has got a beefy setup and OpenAI's Whisper model set up, with at least the large dataset, and wants to assist in at least a German transcription, please send me a private message

To clarify: I will edit this post once I am no longer looking for help. Don't hesitate to reach out.
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Heya, just checking in. Any updates? Worst case and if im feeling not lazy I will just try to make notes manually for the thread.
 
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