Marvel Cinematic Universe

Quite some spider man themed chapters came out this week.

Also noticing they trying to do some other weird crossovers like Avengers versus Aliens or the guy from Evil Dead meeting Dr Doom.

And it's been announced a new DC and Marvel crossover with Deadpool and Batman.


Ultimate Green Goblin and Gwensterio show I guess for now.

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Spiderman versus the predator.

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A one shot chapter about Venom time traveling.

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Eddie Brock and Carnage buddy show.

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So if I'm reading the room correctly, the financial failures are finally worrying Disney after almost half a decade of uninterrupted wokeslop and are now thinking of changing course. The problem being that all fans are so jaded and apathetic due to said half-decade of wokeslop (a decade and a half where the comics are concerned) that they can't be bothered to care anymore.
 
So if I'm reading the room correctly, the financial failures are finally worrying Disney after almost half a decade of uninterrupted wokeslop and are now thinking of changing course. The problem being that all fans are so jaded and apathetic due to said half-decade of wokeslop (a decade and a half where the comics are concerned) that they can't be bothered to care anymore.
I'm totally sure USAID getting gutted has nothing to do with it gosh howdy
 
Funnily enough, that swimsuit special announcement would've been the kind of thing I would've been interested in back before the Marvel NOW era. Can't be bothered with it now. Maybe I've grown up or maybe I just don't care anymore.

Don't judge me. You looked for that 90s issue too.
A lot of the artwork in recent releases is being done by artists with Spanish sounding names.

Though given I can find swimsuit or nudes of any character on Danbooru or rule34 within seconds.

It's like how swimsuit sports illustrated died, you could get gooning material faster and mostly free online.

Or commission an artist or AI bot to make one now.
 
the era of the big budget film is fucking dead, meaning super hero films are especially fucked, studios want films with budgets of $100 million or less, Shazam! is a perfect example of a "cheap" super hero film, and most of the film is Levi walking around in a stupid costume, very little actual "superhero" stuff to the point where some critics thought the "retro" feel of everything was on purpose. you could make the same film in the 1970s with a handful of wirework for the small amount of flying and just practical effects for the rest of it. like they focus a lot on him having the ability to shoot sparkles from his fingers.

The worst part is that $100 mil in 2019 is easily $200 mil today, meaning any superhero film that wants to be a success has to be even more cheap looking than that
What the fuck happened?
casting? the teen movie era died out so no stable of a-list young men to take the reigns, also when they did in films like the chris pine jack reacher, or the chris evans movies pre-captain america or the chris hemsworth flops, none of them did well at the box office.

also we do have capable male actors, such as Glen Powell who was around for years doing bit roles in tv shows, literally playing the CHAD, but the major movie roles weren't there so there was no reason to cast them, at least in film. look at the Arrowverse and you'll be shocked at the shitload of men in action roles, same thing with Teen Wolf on MTV, everyone assumed they'd all get cast in superhero roles after the show was over, but nope. there are tons of dudes out there that have the swagger of a 90s action hero, but no roles to take advantage of that, look how they waste Henry Cavill in shit.

the Maze Runner is another film where it did try to give people the young action heroes and it chugged along. Also guys like RPats or Ramy Malik do end up in these starring roles in action heavy films and they flop hard, the biggest lie in hollywood is that studios don't give creatives chances, its the audiences that don't give people chances.

Scott Pilgrim was a cult classic despite having the closest thing to an a-list cast at the time, because audiences refused to see it.
I actually think CPS is gonna be a plot point in the new FF movie. Something about Reed and Sue showing that guy around the Baxter Building’s living area and telling him about how they have dinner together every night makes me think he’s an inspector making sure Franklin is being raised in a safe environment.
the universe is inspired by the 1960s optimism yet has CPS?
 
Funnily enough, that swimsuit special announcement would've been the kind of thing I would've been interested in back before the Marvel NOW era. Can't be bothered with it now. Maybe I've grown up or maybe I just don't care anymore.

Don't judge me. You looked for that 90s issue too.
tbh I never really got the point of "we colored it flesh instead of neon"
I mean, on an intellectual level yes I get it, but my boners have never cared much about the paint on the skin or lack thereof
if anything them going like Naruto EDs when they're wearing fashionable contemporary clothes instead of weird bullshits would be worth looking at as a contemporary to the swimsuits
 
So if I'm reading the room correctly, the financial failures are finally worrying Disney after almost half a decade of uninterrupted wokeslop and are now thinking of changing course. The problem being that all fans are so jaded and apathetic due to said half-decade of wokeslop (a decade and a half where the comics are concerned) that they can't be bothered to care anymore.
According to cinema expert Moviebob, this was all part of Feige's plan: make a bunch of mediocre movies to get everyone to miss the days of when the Avengers made a billion dollars, and then stride in to save the day by releasing another Avengers movie so everyone can get hyped again. Y'know, because Disney is just fine with losing millions of dollars and ruining the brand in popular perception all for some 200 IQ long con that will totally turn everything around a decade later.

This is what he seriously believes.
 
I haven't seen any of the stretchy powers in the trailers. What are the odds they're going look like shit, just like stretchy powers have always looked like shit in these movies?
 
Not sure if it’s the right place for it, but considering between movies this might as well be a Marvel General thread - EA has shut down production of the Black Panther game they were working on, and has shuttered the studio.

In other news, EA was apparently developing a Black Panther video game. Which, why? Chadwick was good in the role, don’t get me wrong, but Black Panther is kinda just there - hell, the only things of note I remember about Black Panther was him being married to Storm, and something about destroying all the Vibranium.

Hell, I can only name Killmonger for his Villains - who greenlit this?
 
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And as someone a part of the group they are trying to "represent" I always feel the need to call this out. everyone talks about how we need to rep good "people of color" and try to move past things like bigotry of racism but they always portray these same things in media that contains a minority character. Every time i swear i see a black person for example as soon as they open their mouths i am hearing yet another rant about racism and discrimination. In this case it's the other problem of unironically creating a stereotype that is manufactured to appeal to said group which comes off as being a little racist in and of itself lol.
I feel for you. Despite all the "White man bad" stuff that gets pushed, one form of abuse we tend not to get is being patronised. If every time a White man came on screen, Cardi B started playing, I'd be pretty pissed too. (Note, I know so little about current rap and related, that's the first name I could come up with).

the universe is inspired by the 1960s optimism yet has CPS?
The optimism is in giving them a quick run around and then they get out of your life! The optimism is in thumbing your nose at the state and getting away with it. Audiences will love that if it's true.

Seriously, if I were Sue and Reed, I'd probably just emigrate to whichever country was willing to stay out of my way in return for all the lucrative tech I churned out. Or build a nice house on the Moon. It's not like he can't teleport or fly the Fantasticar to where he wants. He'd spend months at a time in his lab if Sue and alien invasions didn't connect him to reality now and then.

Oh, and I disagree that the Four don't have that much character. You have to have character to pull off inter-character humour like this:

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And if there wasn't definition to their characters, you wouldn't be able to parody those characters well.
 
Seriously, if I were Sue and Reed, I'd probably just emigrate to whichever country was willing to stay out of my way in return for all the lucrative tech I churned out. Or build a nice house on the Moon. It's not like he can't teleport or fly the Fantasticar to where he wants. He'd spend months at a time in his lab if Sue and alien invasions didn't connect him to reality now and then.

Well they decided to move to Arizona and send their kids to school there in the latest run.

Also before that, Valeria would stay with uncle Doom time to time.

And if there wasn't definition to their characters, you wouldn't be able to parody those characters well.

I wonder if the Venture Bros parody is too tame.

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Meanwhile a fish mutant caused a Reed in another universe to turn into an absolute incel cunt with style.

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Unlike Thanos or Doom, the Maker went on to do things like blow up his own family then DC then Europe for the lulz.

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also we do have capable male actors, such as Glen Powell who was around for years doing bit roles in tv shows, literally playing the CHAD, but the major movie roles weren't there so there was no reason to cast them, at least in film. look at the Arrowverse and you'll be shocked at the shitload of men in action roles, same thing with Teen Wolf on MTV,
Yeah, all the dudes who look and sound like dudes get relegated to TV.
Dan Stevens is known for playing some posh fuck in Downton Abbey, when he does get an action role like in The Guest, he's better than most action guys in Hollywood but he just almost never gets cast in these things.
Instead, action roles are for small women and twinks.
the Maze Runner is another film where it did try to give people the young action heroes and it chugged along.
That movie also had guys who look like runway models.
Scott Pilgrim was a cult classic despite having the closest thing to an a-list cast at the time, because audiences refused to see it.
That movie is mostly great but the lead actor sucks.
Nowhere in the source material does it say that Scott looks like a fucking wendigo, he's supposed to be a suave womanizer.
I do not believe everyone wants to fuck Michael Cera.
Even Michael Cera doesn't want to fuck Michael Cera.
 
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