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That poor Rustang can't go any faster, not while carrying Patrick's fat butt.
Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
- Thread starter Caverlock
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- Jan 30, 2021
No, it's a reverse curse.
The first 10 pounds you would gain after reading it go to Patrick instead.
Seagal
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- Nov 26, 2023
What ever happened to better Jackie? I was kinda hyped.
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Off prepping for the 1st of the month EBT junk food haul I’d assume.
Or she had somebody (white) with half a brain cell look at literally any of the messages involved and they explained to her that she had been chimping out over troll messages.
Alternative theory - fentanyl.
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- Jan 24, 2020
What a clash of great minds:
Otherwise, she's been busy shootin' hoops and asking for money.
Oh yeah, and I guess she wants Kendrick Lamar to drop a diss track on Patrick. Don't know if that was mentioned before.
Last mention of Rick for the time being:
Otherwise, she's been busy shootin' hoops and asking for money.
Oh yeah, and I guess she wants Kendrick Lamar to drop a diss track on Patrick. Don't know if that was mentioned before.
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So she abandoned her cause? Wow, if I had a nickel for every time a sheboon abandoned a “righteous cause” I could just buy one of them.
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- Aug 25, 2017
More grist for the mill. Another proud Black woman ground down by the white man's boot as it has done for hundreds of years.
Chin-li's skin tone has been adjusted to suit Blackie
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Presumably Fatrick caught her and put her in the pepperoni grinder.
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- May 4, 2020
No, CHild. You did. Enjoy gayzone.
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Damn, that one must have been a best seller.
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y'all y'all y'all
Why are negresses like jackie so retarded? We just came off of another retarded negress called Kiandra (from the Shiloh "nigger" Hendrix situation)
Perhaps they're just pretending to be retarded?
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Bonus @FezFuckedBabyLove appearance
Ol Fezzy holds the distinction of being the only Pest who Rick has openly admitted he's afraid of.
Louis Beans
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FFBL felony texts were some of the funniest shit I've ever seen. The Joe Cumia bonuses at the end of every one was a great touch.
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My favorite interaction was:
FFBL: I'm so high right now when I cum on your bitch tits you'll die from secondhand fent exposure
Rick: Please get help, stalker.
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So, if Pat really got into a fight with 'college bros', surely there's a police report or news story somewhere, right?
They probably stole his phone/tablet off the bar and slapped him on his fat pig tits.
They probably stole his phone/tablet off the bar and slapped him on his fat pig tits.
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Pat is not 6 feet tall, but his diameter must be close to it. 'Reinforced motorcycle jacket' is so pathetic I don't even know where to start. He genuinely thinks he's in 1952 and the neighbors are scared by his big badass self.
He rides an ungaraged hairdryer about five times a year, always alone. Part of the fun of having a bike is going out with your buddies for a day, not that he would know. Apart from customer service people, his only human interaction is with his washed out tired looking wife.
He rides an ungaraged hairdryer about five times a year, always alone. Part of the fun of having a bike is going out with your buddies for a day, not that he would know. Apart from customer service people, his only human interaction is with his washed out tired looking wife.
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Much worse. They took his joke book, fascist killing machine, and cheesesteak. Think of all the damage they could do with those things.
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Based on what we've seen of his jokes, the joke book could very well be lethal.
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Truly, this will be the comedic masterpiece to challenge the likes of Good Omens by Pratchett and Gaiman.
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Obviously photoshopped, The original cover has pronouns and "into things" after Patty's name.