Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Brian Oblivion]

Nick is almost back, currently DEALING WITH SOME SHIT as per his chat. Parole/drug test drama?

 

[Not Even Twice]

I’m kinda sick of Meme Copium teasing stories/sources and revealing essentially nothing. This isn’t the first time.

I agree, it always just leads to weird games of telephone and the actual story ends up buried in a pile of made up gossip.

 

[Vibralldo]

Yeah, he’s really reached DSP levels of FUCK THAT GUY!


The fall of Rekieta actually kinda mirrors DSPs story.

*Started out BIG! Made lots of money.

*Downfall because insatiable vices and own idiocy.

*Constantly lying and obfuscating, refuses to admit guilt.

*Strange homoerotic tendencies.

*Handful of remaining dents sending disability money on the regular.

*Widely hated, inspires fed posting.

The only major difference is that Phil has a fat horse wife.

Nick's worse than DSP because DSP never gave cocaine to a child

 

[Midnight Energy Drink]

Rekieta thinks his stream is Marvel credits

(Insert Nick as a soyack)

At least he extended his audience the courtesy of participating in chat even when he was already 15-20 minutes deep into all this "driving."

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Now don't get judgy, it's not like there's a law against that sort of thing.

"Sorry, have a family. (Snort) I'll be back. go watch someone else"
"sorry, I guess I could have stopped the stream and restarted it? (snort)"

 

[Sneed Force One]

Nick has been gone for over an hour and his chat is revolting against him.

Naturally his reaction to this is irritation and insult.

 

[Nate Higgers]

I was kinda surprised to find Lipstick Larry's channel just gone, does anyone know how or why?

He stopped making AI slop for KC after finding out about all the pedos in KC’s audience/secret-paypig-discord. All the sweeping and “nothing to see here, LETS GET SOME SUUUUUBS” behavior didn’t convince him either.

I won’t elaborate further outside of the KC thread

 

[Vibralldo]

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Nicks new wet brain idea is to leave his stream up and running so his PO thinks he is working 8 hours a day. But he's only there half the time. ( human shields fault) aka the kids fault. empty chair over 1hour so far can we get 2h?

Officially it's called the Hasan Maneuver

Meme said the keyboard story does not originate from Drex.

Aaron would be the next most obvious choice, but I agree that Aaron would have just told it himself.

Chaney would be funny AF. I don't know how involved she is with Internet stuff. Or whether she has any contact with Meme.

Could be the Steel Toe fan that Ralph denied his name to at the courthouse. He recently claimed to steel toe via superchat that his kids and Nick's kids are friends and that the drugs did affect them

(The guy could also be lying too)

 

[Midnight Energy Drink]

Absolute perfection.

YOUR GAINFUL EMPLOYMENT, SIRE

 

[Cad an Hell]

It turns out that depriving yourself of sleep so you can stay up late chatting with your fat, gay pedophile boyfriend, just because of your obsession with your ex boyfriend, isn't a good thing for your health.

But he can't stop doing it, can he? Just like the nitrous, he's addicted.

Chronically undersleeping will fuck you up. And not in the way nick likes. It’s really not something to fuck around with.

He should be prioritising sleep. You just aren’t going to do anything right if you are undersleeping and it will fuck your mental health up and eat away at your life. And ffs you can get sleeping pills over the counter in the states right?

 

[Strix454]

When did he lose his passion for this work?

Historically Nick has had about a three to four year attention span for just about anything.

Creative Writing: 2001-2005
Working a real job: 2006-2010
Law school: 2011-2015
Working as an Attorney: 2015-2018
Lawtube Streamer: 2018-2022
Online Parasocial Degenerate: 2022 -

 

[Vibralldo]

Chronically undersleeping will fuck you up. And not in the way nick likes. It’s really not something to fuck around with.

He should be prioritising sleep. You just aren’t going to do anything right if you are undersleeping and it will fuck your mental health up and eat away at your life. And ffs you can get sleeping pills over the counter in the states right?

If there's something Nick should do he won't out of spite

 

[Brian Oblivion]

Nick got some shitty news while he was gone and needs to wrap up the show...

 

[Guntkvd]

Sweep sweep sweep

 

[Folgers Can]

Yeah, but wasn't the story that a KID was being too noisy, so he smacked them with a keyboard?

Is there some new clip where that part came from or was it just speculation here? The only three clips I've seen only describe the act and the victim is only described as "someone" who could have been literally anyone, including even non-relatives for that matter:

"That [Aaron's squeezing of April] absolutely can be abuse, but it's not like he's beating her. It's not like Aaron...how do I say this...it's not like Aaron is hitting someone in the back of the head with a keyboard because they're being too noisy"

Even going back to the Ron Toye days, Nick would go really hard on Ron toye for being an abusive stepfather, and throwing a remote at his wife, and threatening a judge's kid, and those were really entertaining, those Ronversation streams. It seems that Nick went so hard on Ron at that time because he saw something in Ron that he saw in himself, because, um... *conspicuous pause* I mean, well, we know what turned out for Nick, and I probably shouldn't say any more.

More insight on the keyboard story

 

[Sneed Force One]

Nick had to end the stream 6 hours early after disappearing for 1 hour because of "shitty news" and he may stream later today once "everything settles down."

 

[john marston]

Nick ended his stream and privated it. Something shit may be going down

 

[Butt_Pouncer]

Nick ended his stream and privated it. Something shit may be going down

Did his PO drop in after noticing he looks like a frostbite victim?

 

[ChromaQuack]

My mind tells me it's a nothingburger and this nigger just didn't want to stream. My heart tells me his PO knocked at his door.

 

[Brian Oblivion]

Nick had to end the stream 6 hours early after disappearing for 1 hour because of "shitty news" and he may stream later today once "everything settles down."

The way he talked about it made it sound like a bad piss test result. I guess we'll have to see.

 

[HenryRollinsLiar]

Nick got some shitty news while he was gone and needs to wrap up the show...

He set this mornings stream to private. I wonder what happened. It looked like he was having a rough morning to begin with.