Zoosadist Claudio Hernández Castañeda / FakeAFClausMystery / ClausMystery / ClausWritesThings / ClausofLions / Yayotzin / Yayofangamer / Gonebythedust - Mexican Furfaggot. Disowned Synthcel. Cub Fur Author. Pseudo-Diety of the Popufurs. Hates Gringos. Bisexual Shapeshifter. The Raped. Tracheal Tube Tard. Pink Triangle Halal. Total OPsec Disaster. A Lesson in Lurking. Still The Same Nigger 10 Years later.

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Claudio can you do something more entertaining than this - something like, I don't know, directing disgustingly specific death threats at the (non-existent) family members of the users in this thread? You have the opportunity to achieve the biggest win of your entire life RIGHT NOW but here you are, focusing over these petty, insignificant details. You need to win. You know you want to. Be a winner, because after all, you'll never get tired of winning, isn't that so?
 
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Blud think he badass (and don't go "these favorites are old", these "tryhard outfit" games were made in 2025 😭 )
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x64x4 said:
Claudio can you do something more entertaining than this - something like, I don't know, directing disgustingly specific death threats at the (non-existent) family members of the users in this thread? You have the opportunity to achieve the biggest win of your entire life RIGHT NOW but here you are, focusing over these petty, insignificant details. You need to win. You know you want to. Be a winner, because after all, you'll never get tired of winning, isn't that so?
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Give him time, he probably on meds again until he start sperging out again.
 
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Po's Cootah said:
Blud think he badass
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He hasn't matured a single bit ever since his loquendro days, has he? This is the exact type of game that an edgelord 14-yr-old kid would play on Roblox. All that's missing is the exaggerated emo avatar.
 
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x64x4 said:
He hasn't matured a single bit ever since his loquendro days, has he? This is the exact type of game that an edgelord 14-yr-old kid would play on Roblox. All that's missing is the exaggerated emo avatar.
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His avatar is a spooky scary skeleton, but his catalog... Well...
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Pretty fitting for someone who has physically assaulted others in school and sends death threats to people on the internet for dumb reasons.
 
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Po's Cootah said:
Pretty fitting for someone who has physically assaulted others in school and sends death threats to people on the internet for dumb reasons.
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How peculiar, a grand majority (if not ALL) of the "edgy" accessories in his inventory are UGC items (User-Generated Content), and the UGC program was only introduced somewhere around 2019-2020, or thereabouts. This means that at the very LEAST, Claudio bought these said accessories when he was anywhere from 24-25 years old. Bit too old to be latching onto that type of style, but hey, still counts as a win - remember, a winner like Cláudio doesn't let anyone mock him for his interests, even if they died out years ago. Nor if he's too old to be invested in said interests. Real winner right there, folks.
 
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Oh. Thanks for the explanation, Claudio. You see, it's okay if he plays a game that's only for children and pedophiles because reasons. That explains the whole thing!
Claudio Hernández Castañeda said:
I need to remind you that my mother was with me when I found the cat? Unless you are implying something insane, taking what I just said into account.
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Yes, and I explained that you raped the cat, threw it under the car, and then took your mom for a walk and "just accidentally" found the cat. It's called building plausible deniability. You were banking on people believing you were innocent just because you found the cat. However it is very suspicious that you were looking for stray cats underneath cars at all.
Claudio Hernández Castañeda said:
By the way, the veterinarian is called Mauricio. I may have to call him soon about this. I already know what should I say to prod at him about the possibility of files about the cat and ask if he still has them. This happened almost 5 years ago, so I doubt it.
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Yes. Ask Mauricio if he will sign up for Kiwifarms so he can vouch for you not being a cat rapist. Tell him he's going to need to provide picture ID and his veterinarian license in order for us to believe him. Or you could just post fake text messages like you did with your aunt/grandma proof.
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And I showed @JohnnyGringo who was the security guard that helped us on that situation still works here. I have always called him "El Poli". You can reach your conclusions as to why I called him a policeman
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The security guard who you just call a policeman. Makes perfect sense. However he doesn't seem to be doing a good job if he just randomly leaves his guard post to rescue kittens and apparently doesn't notice a cat being raped right in front of him.
 
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x64x4 said:
Claudio can you do something more entertaining than this - something like, I don't know, directing disgustingly specific death threats at the (non-existent) family members of the users in this thread? You have the opportunity to achieve the biggest win of your entire life RIGHT NOW but here you are, focusing over these petty, insignificant details. You need to win. You know you want to. Be a winner, because after all, you'll never get tired of winning, isn't that so?
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I'm dropping that line of acting altogether, so no thanks. I think you'll survive it.

x64x4 said:
He hasn't matured a single bit ever since his loquendro days, has he? This is the exact type of game that an edgelord 14-yr-old kid would play on Roblox. All that's missing is the exaggerated emo avatar.
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Does this count?

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Otherwise I don't think anything else is this somber.

By the way that skull is official The Riddling Skull (Yorick's skull). No one can normally buy it and I had to get it with a reseller in the hat's page for 3k+ robux. Getting his brother will take way longer because he might only get on sale again this October, otherwise it's offsale.
Po's Cootah said:
Pretty fitting for someone who has physically assaulted others in school and sends death threats to people on the internet for dumb reasons.
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I'm sure you will make it.

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Out of curiosity, is there anyone still on your ignore list?
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Yes.
 
Claudio Hernández Castañeda said:
By the way that skull is official The Riddling Skull (Yorick's skull). No one can normally buy it and I had to get it with a reseller in the hat's page for 3k+ robux. Getting his brother will take way longer because he might only get on sale again this October, otherwise it's offsale.
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If there was any questions in my mind that you were a massive homosexual, you have relived them. Thank you.
 
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Sparkletor 2.0 said:
However he doesn't seem to be doing a good job if he just randomly leaves his guard post to rescue kittens and apparently doesn't notice a cat being raped right in front of him.
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This is someone I have on ignore, btw. @Tread Miller. He's an obvious masterbaiter.

Tread Miller said:
May we see the ignore list as it is right now?
Put these hashtags in your signature to NEVER stop winning! :winner:
#AlwaysWinning
#Can'tHaltHernández
#Gringo?MoreLikeGringNO!
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State purpose.


Sparkletor 2.0 said:
Or you could just post fake text messages like you did with your aunt/grandma proof.
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I have a CD with her biography that her family gave us in that reunion. I'm not exactly in the rush to get it. Especially for the likes of you.


Sparkletor 2.0 said:
Tell him he's going to need to provide picture ID and his veterinarian license in order for us to believe him.
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Too bad. I am not going to ask him to dox himself.



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Oh. Thanks for the explanation, Claudio. You see, it's okay if he plays a game that's only for children and pedophiles because reasons. That explains the whole thing!
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You wouldn't happen to be one of those kiwifarmers with some sort of autistic disorder, right? I mean, no harm in saying you are, right? It's 2025 u fuckn beegot! :jaceknife:
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Yes, and I explained that you raped the cat, threw it under the car, and then took your mom for a walk and "just accidentally" found the cat. It's called building plausible deniability.
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How could I have not only thrown a cat under the car so hard it was in the middle of the chasis, but ALSO not:

1. Kill it in the act.
2. The injures from such action not being told by the veterinarian?

I don't think you are good at this. I think it's best if you dropped it altogether.

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You were banking on people believing you were innocent just because you found the cat. However it is very suspicious that you were looking for stray cats underneath cars at all.
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False. I never said I did. The cat made it's presence known by meowing and both of us stopped in confusion.


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How peculiar, a grand majority (if not ALL) of the "edgy" accessories in his inventory are UGC items (User-Generated Content), and the UGC program was only introduced somewhere around 2019-2020, or thereabouts.
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I'm sure you'll be able to sleep without any issues knowing this. Irrelevant, anyways.
 
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If there was any questions in my mind that you were a massive homosexual, you have relived them. Thank you.
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I don't think you will get any women by writing in kiwifarms all day, Spark. Especially if they learn that you love to write about raped cats, women don't really like that. They fucking love cats.


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I am curious as to who's on it, which Kiwi Farms users couldn't handle your WINNING?
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You already know who are the ones on ignore. It's kind of obvious, just read how I talk to some of the obviously on ignore """"people""" here. I'm putting people very loosely.
 
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This is someone I have on ignore, btw. @Tread Miller. He's an obvious masterbaiter.
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How's that working out for you?
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ave a CD with her biography that her family gave us in that reunion. I'm not exactly in the rush to get it. Especially for the likes of you
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I have a CD of Christina Aguilara. That doesn't prove I'm a genie in a bottle.
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How could I have not only thrown a cat under the car so hard it was in the middle of the chasis
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"¡Aye aye aye! Mami, I think perhaps there is a raped cat stuck in the chassis of this car." How very specific and in no way further implies that you knew all about it. You now claims you didn't even see an injured cat but you knew there was a raped cat inside of the car's chassis that needed a vet. Very suspicious.
 
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