Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 18.5%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.2%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 92 27.1%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 54 15.9%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 127 37.4%

  • Total voters
    340
His understanding of the Bible and Christianity on the whole is severely lacking. If we're being honest he doesn't even believe in the trinitarian God; he has referred to Jesus Christ as "just some dude with his own prejudices." It is very clear to me that he retains passages of the Bible that he thinks are cool or relatable but doesn't understand the Nicene creed and that Christ, being God, is perfect and just. For all the Jewish jokes made at his nose' expense, it's actually his insistence of Christ's fallibility that in all practical terms makes him Jewish.
Aye, I doubt he actually considers himself a Christian anymore, but from what I've seen over the years, he's always been what I like to call a "social club christian": likes the aspects of community and belonging, despises being required to adhere to any rules that inconvenience him, doesn't actually believe in any sort of divinity, seeing the bible as "just good advice mixed in with weird stories" - basically an atheist larping as Christian for the social benefits.
 
Aye, I doubt he actually considers himself a Christian anymore, but from what I've seen over the years, he's always been what I like to call a "social club christian": likes the aspects of community and belonging, despises being required to adhere to any rules that inconvenience him, doesn't actually believe in any sort of divinity, seeing the bible as "just good advice mixed in with weird stories" - basically an atheist larping as Christian for the social benefits.
See also: Donald Trump
Hopefully his kids are getting something out of still attending.
 
Imagine being a fake unlicensed lawyer like Nick and your legal commentary consists of threats about kidnapping the children of judges.
Does he still have the remote that says "I'm gonna beat a judge's kid" or something to that effect? He really has become everything he mocked.
 
Here's a 720p 15fps edited stream, cutting out when Nick doesn't appear in frame:

On this version:
  • 8:40-11:30 phone call
  • 19:40 he ducks out for 5 minutes
  • 36:40 first micro peen
  • 37:50 - someone comes in, "uh yea, maybe, give him a minute" he has to go remedy that, maybe a drive? "how the..." "I like driving my child, I don't like leaving my streams to do it. So he has to go see what's going on.... with that.
  • 40:35 - puts the fan on, 70 minutes later
  • 40:55 - Nick shows up again. "Hey guys, I hear court has ended early, I got some shitty news while he was gone. *blather* I'll try to do something later." Half-assed apology.
One could try to suss out what happened, but Nick is so insincere and such a liar, it would be an exercise in futility.
 
Also just consider how many things he would bitch there and then. A lot. So it is something he is either embarrassed about or can't talk...
 
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